Looking for the strongest joke in history

1, I have a dream to return to China with sunglasses and Lamborghini. After more than 20 years of hard work, I have done half of it, and I have sunglasses.

2. After marriage, you must take off your clothes and beat your husband, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, and taking off your clothes is called emotional appeal!

3, asking people to pay back the money, just like unrequited love, always feel embarrassed to say! When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends!

Wife: Honey, if you lose me one day, how will you feel? Me: Hmm. . . Just like cooking without salt! Wife: You mean life would be boring without me? Me: Idiot, I mean I'll buy another pack! ?

5. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat. ?

6. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of people's words are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is destined for everyone. If a person can rely on it, pigs can climb trees.

7. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, small sample, but the opposite!

My grandmother loves me very much. On the first day of school, she won a handful of wild jujube in my pocket. When I was in primary school, no one told me I couldn't eat, and then the teacher gave me a lecture, and I ate when I was bored. Then the teacher took the textbook and left without looking at me, putting his hand in front of me. I didn't understand the meaning, so I vomited the jujube pit in the teacher's hand ... and then I went to the penalty station with honor.