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Ask Feng Menglong about his love history.
In the attached volume 13 of Love History, there is a cloud in Love Regret:
There is also a maid named Chunniang in Baogong. When Chen Gong left Huangzhou, there was a messenger from Jiang Yun. I ordered Chunniang to persuade me to drink. Jiang asked, "Is Chunniang going?" Gong said, "I want to go back to my family." Jiang said, "Can I exchange a white horse for Chunniang?" Jiang Wei of Gong Nuozhi said in a poem: "At the expense of frost, rain and snow, pay for the eyebrows of moths." Although there is no golden moon, there are beautiful women holding jade. "The public replied," Chunniang came here in a hurry, afraid to sigh and regret. Just because there are many dangers in the mountains, I changed my red powder to follow the wind. "
Chunniang gathered up her clothes and said, "I heard that Duke Jing of Jin chopped the stable, and Yan Zi remonstrated it; The owner's stable burns regardless of the horse, and everyone is divided into high and low. A bachelor changes people with horses, it's a bitch! " Then politely declined and said, "Don't be a woman, let others take care of you for a hundred years. Today, I began to know that people are not as good as animals, and who I hate in this life. " The next step is to die of locusts. The public cherishes it.
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