Can you share some jokes made in the restaurant?

1. An old man specializes in roast duck in Beijing and once took a group of people to eat authentic Beijing roast duck.

"Boss! Give a roast duck, authentic! "

I saw the man bring a roast duck to the table.

The old man stopped everyone's appetite, touched the roast duck's ass and said angrily, "This is not Beijing roast duck, but Nanjing salted duck. Change one! "

When the man saw it, he quickly took it back and changed it.

"Here comes the roast duck!" Dude, another one.

The old man touched the duck's ass and said angrily, "Man!" This is Tianjin salted duck, change! "

The man took it back to tell the chef and brought another plate to the table.

"Here comes the roast duck!"

After repeating the action, the old man finally said, "You can eat! This is authentic Beijing roast duck! "

At this time, a chef suddenly ran out of the kitchen, knelt in front of the old man and said, "Master! I have been an orphan since I was a child. I don't know where I was born. Can you touch me and tell me where I come from? "

Customer: Sorry, I won't pay for this meal because I forgot to bring money.

Restaurant owner: "Never mind, please write your name on the wall.

Customer: I can't do that. Everyone else will see my name.

Restaurant owner: Take off your coat and hang it on the wall to cover it.

Xiao Ming: "Why don't you close the window in such a strong wind?"

Attendant: "didn't you see the sign?" We are a' flavor snack bar'! "

In an upscale western restaurant, a guest complained angrily to the manager: "Your steak is bad! How can you give this to your guests? " The manager apologized to the guest and called the chef on the spot. "Can you explain to me what this steak is about?"

"... this is really last month's steak, and I thought ..."

"Don't you know the rules of our shop? How many times have I said that steak over half a month can only be used to make soup? Do you have a memory? "

Xiao Gang waited for a long time at the dining table and finally saw the waiter coming.

"What would you like to eat?" The waiter asked.

"I wanted to have breakfast when I first came," Xiao Gang said with a smile. "Now I should probably have lunch."

6. Xiao Qiang sat in the restaurant for a long time. Seeing other guests eating with relish, he got up and asked the boss, "Excuse me, am I sitting in the audience?"

7. A man went to the breakfast shop and ordered two bowls of soybean milk. When the waiter brought it, the man changed his tune and said, "I don't want to drink soy milk." Help me change two fried dough sticks. "

The waiter changed the soybean milk into fried dough sticks. The man patted his ass and wanted to leave after eating.

The waiter stopped him and said, "Sir, you haven't paid yet!" " "

The man immediately opened his eyes wide and said, "I bought my fried dough sticks with soy milk." Why should I pay? "

The waiter said, "but you didn't pay for soy milk either!" " "

At this time, the man's eyes widened: "I didn't drink any soy milk, so why should I pay!" " "

8. A customer complained to the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop: "What kind of steamed stuffed bun are you? There is no stuffing at all! "

"Why? You don't know how to eat steamed buns! Come, I'll teach you. "

The customer picked up the steamed stuffed bun and took a bite. No stuffing. "Look!"

"Oh, your bite is too small, it hasn't arrived yet!"

The customer took another bite and still didn't see the stuffing. "What's the matter?"

You bit too big, and the stuffing is gone! "

9. In a restaurant, a handsome guy said to a girl, "Are you alone?"

The girl nodded demurely, and the boy went on to say, "You eat alone, so much?"

The girl blushed instantly.

1. After graduation, a college student went to the company canteen for the first time. He looks around, but he doesn't like anything. The waiter said, "You've been watching it for a long time. There are chickens and fish here. Which one do you want? " The young man said in a helpless tone, "I want a chicken." The waiter scolded, "What you want is not here. Go home to your father! " "

The waitress in the restaurant is short and fat, and her colleagues call her "a broiler eater". The little girl has a strong self-esteem and hates being called by her nickname. One day, a young man went to a restaurant for dinner, intending to have a chicken leg. Looking carefully, I found that the chicken leg was quite thick, so I asked the waiter, "Is it a carnivorous chicken?" The waiter heard it directly and said, "You are the chicken eater! Your wife is also a broiler! "

3. People in Jining, southwest Shandong, pour the batter into boiling water and cook the soup called "white soup". A man from southwest Shandong went to work in a factory in the south. When he went to the restaurant for lunch, he asked the waiter in broken Mandarin, "Do you have white soup here?" The waiter replied, "This is a restaurant. If you want to buy sugar, please go to the supermarket outside. "