Joke about cabbage

There is a military base with a cabbage field on its left. One morning before dawn, the general was going to hold a military exercise, but a bomb hit the cabbage field and destroyed the cabbage field. A big hole was made in the ground. After a while, an old man came out of the hole and asked him to blow it up, but it was black. He held a cabbage in one hand and said: Damn it, I can steal two cabbages from you without using a cannon to blow me up.