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The mood of losing weight, talk about the fun of drying weight, talk about it.

1, lose weight and tie your hair. Keep running and exercising, and you will become better and better yourself. Let's go

It is especially necessary for a person who can't control his appetite to weigh himself every day.

What is impossible for a person who can control his weight?

4. Obesity can lead to infertility. You should check your weight before you decide to have a baby. Because you have genes, you will have an obese child, so you lose weight not only for yourself, but also for the next generation.

5. It is a wise man to reduce his appetite to the lowest point and sublimate his weight to the highest point.

6. Comb your hair, improve your grades, lose weight, make your circle smaller, clean your language, put the story first in your heart, and make yourself excellent. What you don't have now, you will have in the future.

7. Stress, boredom and loss of appetite. The only thing worth mentioning these days is that I have lost two pounds, but I am still unhappy, unhappy, and don't want to laugh or talk.

8. Every time I weigh myself, I comfort myself that there is too much ink in my stomach.

9. Every time the baby gets sick, the mother's weight will drop. I just hope you get better soon, and I'm willing to lose more weight.

10, one year has passed, and I feel particularly fast this year, but my weight has not dropped.

1 1, I hope you will grow up with knowledge and experience instead of weight. You can do it, for yourself.

12, I want to support myself to death every day. No matter how I exercise, I haven't lost any weight, and my weight is still increasing steadily.

13. I feel so thin when I get up in the morning. Let me weigh myself. Goodbye, you don't need to eat.

14, looked at the weight before going out, and finally compromised that the hot pot ate the bottom of the tomato pot.

15, nothing is impossible as long as you persist. Actually, I don't have that hope. I must lose a lot of pounds. I just hope that from now on, I will be a self-disciplined person and manage myself from weight to life.

16, weighing scale will be home this evening, and take a good look at his weight when he gets home.

17, I forgot to send it yesterday. I envy myself, that is, my weight will soon return to the starting point.

18, bought boxing sandbags, dumbbells and tennis rackets. I get up early every day and keep running. After noon, I stopped eating. My weight gradually decreased and my physical strength gradually increased.

19, you can't control your weight, you can't control your life.

20. You can't control others, but you can control yourself, control your weight, control your clothes, control your words and deeds, and control yourself to become a better person.

2 1. I can't even meet my weight. It's ridiculous to expect plastic surgery to make me beautiful.

22. I was about to eat takeout when I suddenly remembered that I had gained two pounds. I slapped myself hard. Alas, how to distract yourself by eating takeout?

23. If you weigh yourself too often, you will be disheartened.

24. I feel much thinner, because my waist is much thinner and my weight is only three pounds. It's hard to lose weight when you are old.

25. I couldn't control my eating and weight because I was fat last night. I cried all night. I don't like the feeling that my body is out of control. It's too unsafe.

26. I always look down on myself, but when I weigh myself, this is not the case.

27. I ate very happily, and suddenly remembered my weight, and I ate very sadly.

Facing the unbearable weight, I can only say to myself that eating is a blessing.

29. Tell yourself every time you weigh yourself. Actually, I'm lighter than I show, because my hair is too long and too heavy.

30. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

3 1, every time you weigh yourself, you say you are thin when you are light, and you say you have big breasts when you are heavy!

32. The happiest thing every day is the falling number in weighing scale.

33. Is losing weight just losing weight? Losing weight is not losing weight, and you can't lose it if you go in the wrong direction.

If you can't control your weight, don't talk about controlling your life.

35. Girls must control their weight.

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life! Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

When you say that you are broad-minded and fat, the thought of your weight is depressing.

38. I don't want to say goodbye. I'm losing weight. I want to meet you but I can't.

39. Sometimes I don't want to value myself, but my weight is not allowed.

40. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. If you are heavy, you will say to yourself: Your breasts are big.

4 1, girls don't need to know much, as long as they know that their weight is getting lighter and lighter, their wallets are getting bigger and bigger, and they are getting happier.

42. Six bowls of soup, three meals a day, two snacks and two fruits are basically lying down. I am looking forward to my weight next month.

43. Which professional explained that I sweated a lot during fitness, but my weight was exactly the same before and after fitness.

44, the current state: wages can not go up, weight can not go down, can not afford to hurt.

45. The weight is stuck and I can't get down.

46. Now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford is chopsticks, and what you can't get into the bed!

47. Have a hot pot tonight. I didn't lose weight or gain muscle.

48. In this world, there are many math you can't learn, words you can't recite, weight you can't lose, wallet you can't bulge, and you can't stay.

49. Go to the seaside. You can float when you jump at this weight.

50. I have gained weight for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

5 1, this is the result that you like eating meat. Weight soaring, it is better to lose weight by vegetarianism.

52, don't worry about weight, don't have to work, you can cry and laugh anytime and anywhere, no sadness, no concern.

53. The secret of keeping weight is eating and drinking. Very useful, you can't lose weight at all. You can also try.

54. As long as I eat crayfish fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

55, get rich overnight, two weights, 300 million deposits.

56. If you care about your weight, you feel sorry for the food.

57. On the first day of work, the most important thing is mood and weight.

58. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

Don't talk about some heavy topics when we meet, such as my weight.

60. I have gained weight recently and never eat secretly. I just secretly keep you in my heart.