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2020 A little negative energy signature every day
1: Although I work a lot and it’s hard, I earn less
2: You are like the stars in the night sky, I am the same with or without you
3: Although you are lazy, you are also stupid
4: Although you are poor, others live well
5: What kind of weight should I lose? It doesn't matter whether you have an ugly face or a fat body.
6: Although you have small breasts, you have a big face
7: As long as you persist, I can overcome every difficulty
8: A girl who loves to laugh , the luck of having crow’s feet will not be too bad
9: Dog is man’s best friend, but dog’s best friend is shit
10: Do it with all your heart The best, may not be as good as other people's random efforts
11: Failure is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence
12: The reason why you drink chicken soup is, It’s because the meat has been eaten by others
13: All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome
14: The ugly duckling turns into a white swan, not just because of its Try harder, but its parents are white swans.
15: Cinderella married a prince, but please don’t forget that she is also the daughter of an earl.
16: Many times if you don’t push yourself, you won’t know that you still have the ability to mess things up.
17: If you try your best to do your best, you may not be as good as others doing it casually.
18: If you can’t solve something today, don’t worry because it won’t be solved tomorrow!
19: Even if you fail 99 times, you have to work hard to get it together.
20: Do you know why beauties have had a bad life since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.
21: Stand up and let those who look down on you see you. Not only poor, but also ugly
22: If God doesn’t give you what you want, it’s not because you deserve better, but because you don’t deserve it
23: I know this is not good , but it’s really fun to waste your time
24: When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don’t despair, at least your judgment is right
25: Than You outstanding people are still working hard, so what’s the use of your hard work?
26: You have worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you haven’t seen how good you are?
27: As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere.
28: Only after hard work can you realize that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
29: God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will also give you a home without money.
30: Don’t break up in high school, it’s even uglier in college.
31: Although you look ugly, you think beautiful!
32: Although you are single, no one likes you
33: When girls say they like clean boys, they actually mean handsome boys.
34: Do you know why beauties have been so unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.
35: 99% of things in this world can be solved with money.
36: Bill Gates dropped out of school to start a business and became a world millionaire, but he dropped out of school to start a business at Harvard University!
37: You only know that some people are prosperous on the surface, but you don’t know that they are also going smoothly behind the scenes
38: If life deceives you, don’t be sad, don’t If you are impatient, you must be dreaming, because you have no life at all. A positive sentence every day
1. Life does not require us to be the best, but only requires us to do our best.
2. The general rule of love is that the more betrayal, the more infatuated.
3. Doing the right thing is more important than doing the right thing.
4. Desire can enhance enthusiasm, and perseverance can smooth mountains.
5. Remember what you get and forget what you give.
6. Men can never refuse a woman who is passionate and passionate.
7. Only those who know how to challenge can reach the other side of success quickly; only those who know how to challenge can be the ones with the most confidence and strength.
8. When stopping to rest, don’t forget that others are still running.
9. Four basic principles of life: know how to choose, learn to give up, endure loneliness, and withstand temptation.
10. Life's birth, old age, illness and death, poverty, wealth, and even emotional decline and prosperity are like surging rivers, impermanent and invisible. Only when the causes and conditions are present and all the conditions are harmonious can things be accomplished. No two parties would be perfect without the right time, location, or people. And humans are creatures that pursue perfection. Therefore, with so much pain and torture, we are still living in this world.
11. Reading all good books means talking to many noble people.
12. If there is a shadow in front of you, it is because there is sunshine behind you.
13. Complaining is just a sign of cowardice; hard work is the attitude in life.
14. Money, status and education cannot help us build character and increase wisdom. Only a grateful heart can learn this precious lesson in suffering, that is, the growth of character and wisdom. of maturity.
15. God never complains about people’s ignorance, but people complain about God’s injustice.
16. When walking in the mortal world, don’t be swayed by desire and lose your way. Don’t be defeated by material things and become a slave of life. Make space for your soul, let the happiness within reach arrive safely, and hold it in your own hands. What is in your hands is real happiness.
17. Give time to reliable people and things.
18. There is never a real desperate situation in life. No matter how many hardships one experiences, as long as a person still has a seed of faith in his heart, one day he will be able to get out of the predicament and let his life bloom and bear fruit again.
19. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness.
20. Each of us is unique. We are our own masters, and our lives are in our own hands. We should cherish every person we meet and every fate we have.
21. Love will penetrate into our thoughts, words, and actions. Our body and mind will become harmonious, happy, and relaxed. We can safely survive all harm and get rid of anger, worry, fear, and anxiety. .
22. I never expect the best from life, I just insist on seeking what is best for me!
23. Don’t think that all men in the world are bad just because you have experienced a bad man.
24. The road of life is like the intestines in the belly that turn thousands of times and finally reach the end.
25. What you want to do is something that cannot be replaced by others. If you can’t do it, who can you blame? It’s just that you are useless!
26. Life may not always go as planned, but if you continue to walk toward the sun, the shadow will hide behind it. It's dazzling, but it shows the right direction.
27. The greatest pain in the world is to lose hope at the starting point and to suffer every day until the end is near.
28. Where do you come from, my happiness? A flower contains the scent of fragrance; a leaf shines with green hope; a pair of hands is creating a better future. This is unexpected happiness. It gently brushes your face, stimulating your motivation to move forward and creating the truth, goodness and beauty of life.
29. Rich men enjoy the pursuit of thousands of women. Most people who are not short of money like to show off their hormones!
30. In life, if you want to reach a certain height, you must keep climbing and eliminate physical torture. No matter your back is sore, your hands and feet are weak, or your brain is in chaos, organize yourself and remove unnecessary things. The burden of thought is rising step by step, climbing the steps and climbing the mountain.
31. In life, there is no eternal pain. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal when it is cut.
32. Hurt is caused by others, happiness is found by yourself. Cry when you want to, and then laugh after crying. No one can confiscate happiness from others.
33. For many women, marriage is just a life strategy: although they are not satisfied, they cannot live without it.
34. When a person starts fighting from his own heart, he is a valuable person.
35. Life is beautiful. When one life is attached to another life, relying on each other and walking together, you will feel that the sky is so dark blue, the earth is so pure, and the world is so beautiful. Life is so happy and joyful.
36. The value of life is in your hands. As long as you hold the golden key of life, the value of life will shine! The value of life is at your feet. As long as you follow the path of life, the value of life will be realized!
37. Your body is yours, your health is yours, and your discomfort is yours, so don’t eat whatever you want.
38. Everyone is a mirror of their own behavior! Look at the strengths of others and push yourself; look at the shortcomings of others and reflect on yourself.
39. Everyone has their own independent space. No matter how good a friend is, they should be close and intimate. Don’t always treat yourself as an outsider.
40. The important thing in life is not what you have, but what you have experienced. Any ups and downs experience is a precious life asset.
41. Survival is the first priority of human beings, but happiness is the only principle of survival. Happiness is the satisfaction shown by a person's heart and spirit, and it is the purest and noblest enjoyment.
42. If we want to change our lives, the first step is to change our mentality. As long as the mentality is correct, our world will be bright.
43. As long as a person is alive, he is destined to run around and work hard in this life. There are too many choices and countless crossroads. Behind these too many, we can only choose to let our hearts bear it and learn to settle.
44. We must first learn to endure and then learn to participate. Acceptance requires experience and steadfastness, and participation also requires courage and passion. Life is a blend of passion and dullness.
45. There is no guarantee that you will get something if you work hard, but it will be worth it if you work hard.
46. Don’t be angry but strive for success, don’t see through but break through, don’t be jealous but appreciate, don’t delay but be positive, don’t be tempted but act.
47. Regard hard work as a necessity of life, and continue calmly even if there is no hope of harvest.
48. No work, no gain. Learning English may seem like a daunting task, but as long as you put in a little effort, you will get great rewards!
49. People who have experienced relationship failure hope that their next one must be better than the previous one. Only in this way can they have the pleasure of avenging shame!
50. Even if I finish last, it doesn’t matter. At least I have good sportsmanship. And I will definitely finish the race. As long as I reach the end, I will succeed!
51. What is a good job: first, it does not affect daily life, second, it does not affect family reunion, and third, it can support the family.
52. It is not because life is too realistic that I am disappointed in life; it is because I know that life is too realistic, so I must live with more heart. Give yourself a hug.
53. Everyone has his or her own stage. This stage is so bright and beautiful, and life will be glorious and without regrets! Just keep going with perseverance!
54. Don’t easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life! Everyone's life can bloom beautifully - as long as you cherish it.
55. Life needs to be performed sincerely, every step needs to be taken with all one's strength, and it needs to be scolded with heart. Then the road of life is the ultimate beauty. Every flower has its own unique color, and every star has its own unique color. With its brilliance, every breeze will bring coolness, every drop of nectar will moisten the wilderness, and every drop of nectar will leave an immortal poem.
56. Learn to give up, learn to endure, learn to be strong, and learn to smile. It is a different kind of beauty. Appropriate giving up is an elegant turn in life. In life, no pain lasts forever. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal.
57. Man is neither an angel nor a beast; but the misfortune is that people who want to behave like angels behave like beasts.
58. Pure thoughts can make the smallest actions noble.
59. A seed sprouts new hope in pain; a baby gives birth to new life in pain; a young eagle grows stubborn in pain. Spread your wings. Everything must go through painful exploration before you can receive the joy of success.
60. Don’t be too arrogant when you are proud. Arrogance leads to arrogance, and arrogance leads to failure. It is the bane of frustration. Don't be too sad when you are frustrated. If you are sad, you will be discouraged, and if you are discouraged, you will decline. Being unable to recover is a blasphemy against life.
61. Suffering is everywhere on the road of life, but there is no need to be afraid. The key is how you face it positively.
62. Different lives have different happiness. Discover the luck you have, complain less about God's injustice, and seize your own happiness. You, me, all of us can experience a happy life.
63. I don’t know what a gentleman is, but he who is willing to take advantage of everything is one; I don’t know what a villain is, but he who is willing to take advantage of everything is one.
64. There are two women in any man’s heart: the one he loves the most and the one who loves him the most.
65. When a person has passed the bottom line of suffering, has no awareness of the warmth and coldness of the world, and her time has passed, forcing her to no longer waste even one minute on useless things, then There is really only so-called success left.
66. The power developed by a person with faith is greater than 99 people who are only interested.
68. A woman’s heart is for a single room, but a man’s heart can often accommodate a bed for multiple people.
69. Even if you encounter the greatest misfortune in the world, the prerequisite for being able to solve all difficulties is to stay alive. Only when you are alive can you have hope. No matter how painful or sad it is, as long as you can work hard to live, everything will be fine.
70. Noble ideals are like flowers growing on high mountains. If you want to get rid of it, diligence is the rope to climb.
71. Human life should be like young people, full of vitality and strength. It should not be as fragile and delicate as porcelain and flowers, unable to withstand a little bump and blow. It should be like the stars hanging high in the sky, even for a moment. Even if she is covered by clouds, she will shine in her place.
72. Constantly seek challenges to motivate yourself. Watch out for yourself and don’t lie down in your comfort zone. The comfort zone is just a safe haven, not a comfort zone. It’s just that place in your mind where you intentionally relax and recharge before getting ready for the next challenge.
73. Sports and exercise can improve human health and optimism, and optimism is a necessary condition for longevity.
74. Strength plus self-confidence is an indestructible sword and a ticket to success. Strength determines success or failure.
75. We are the makers of our own destiny, the masters and executors of our own actions, and we are also the victims of our own actions.
76. What is the ideal? It is not a verbal plan, nor a perfunctory excuse. It is one's own heart, the final gathering place of ideals, and happiness. Having an ideal for yourself, having an ideal for your lover, having an ideal for your family, only having an ideal can There is a dream. Dreams and ideals are thousands of miles apart.
77. Men’s perfection is often pretended, just like women’s beauty depends on cosmetics.
78. There are always many difficulties and ups and downs in the process of progress and growth. Sometimes we do nothing because we have unclear ambitions and no clear purpose. But there is another situation. It is due to our own retreat and lack of will to stick to the end of the intimate compromise with ourselves that the opportunity passes and nothing is harvested.
79. On the road of life, even if everything is lost, as long as you still have one breath left, you have no reason to despair. Because everything lost can be regained at a new level.
80. Life is a journey forward. Whoever sees more scenery on the way forward, whoever takes a few more steps on the bumpy road, these are the values ????of living in the world. location. Life itself carries too many regrets and helplessness. There is no need to blame yourself too much. Give your soul a touch of green and give others a smile, regardless of the waxing and waning of the moon, whether fate comes or goes.
A little positive sentence every day
1. Keep the most beautiful scenery in your heart and become a kind of demeanor, quiet and far-reaching; keep the most beautiful scenery in your memory and become a state, leisurely and open-minded; keep the most beautiful scenery in your life , becomes a kind of wisdom, calm and calm.
2. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is an arena. It means that after being crushed by the rocks countless times and jumping towards the rocks countless times, the green shade of life will grow longer and more lush.
3. In fact, life is beautiful, the key lies in how you discover and find it. It is often said that when God closes a door for you, he will always open a window for you. There is no need to complain about life, because complaining can't change anything.
4. We must learn to understand the hustle and bustle of the mortal world and learn to be calm and indifferent along the way; we must learn to forgive the imperfections of life, cherish and treat every day of life well.
5. Let us raise the sail of life, use diligence to climb the pinnacle of wisdom, and use the golden key of knowledge to open the door to success! Use our fiery youth to ignite a glorious tomorrow.
6. Life is a series of choices. Everyone’s future and destiny are completely in their own hands. As long as they work hard, they will eventually succeed. Whether it is employment, choosing a career, or starting a business, don't live in other people's mouths or in other people's eyes, but hold your destiny in your own hands.
7. Wash your face carefully every day, read more, go to bed on time, and eat small meals frequently. Be gentle, be generous, continue to be kind, remain loving. Instead of being pretentious in front of others and talking around for comfort, learn to face it quietly alone and figure it out for yourself. This kind of you, even if you are single, if you are so pious to be a better version of yourself, you will definitely meet the best one, and that person will definitely be worth all your waiting.
9. A smooth life will not exist, and a life of ups and downs will not be the most miserable. We have gained a lot of principles of life here, and we have also lost a lot of the trajectory we want. However, life in good times will only cultivate people's laziness and lack of ambition. Therefore, only in adversity can a person's abilities be trained, grow, and understand the true meaning of life.
10. Not everyone can become a saint or a great man. Ordinary people have extraordinary experiences and are unwilling to be mediocre. Ordinary people will also have a different life, and their lives will still be wonderful. Unparalleled. Even if no one applauds us, we must learn to appreciate ourselves. A little positive energy every day on WeChat
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1. As long as we dare to dream and are not blocked by ourselves, it is possible to have endless dreams. The scenery of life is colorful. Whether life is happy or not depends on your mood, and whether you are happy or not depends on your mentality. If the mind has wings, it will be free even if it is in a prison; if the mind is imprisoned, the world will be so vast that it will feel lonely. You are the master of your soul, and all your pain and joy are hers.
2. There is a kind of pain that is so painful that it reaches the left atrium, and then there is despair. Don't expect, don't imagine, don't force, just let nature take its course, if it's destined, it will definitely happen. In reality, many people can be our mirrors. The existence of some people is to let you know that you can try to learn to be like them. The existence of some people is telling you that if you do the opposite of what they say and do, it will be fine.
3. Youth always needs some pain to make us unforgettable, and always needs some scars to prove that we have been young.
4. There are no flowers that never fade, no waves that never recede, no light that never dims, and no despair that never stops. What a thing time is. It can change everything, take away everything, and leave everything behind. Our lives are always so limited, and the youth that belongs to you and me are also so ethereal. I didn't notice it when I had it. Only when the past has become a thing of the past do I realize that I wasted that good time.
5. It is said that life is like a dream, but there are no clues. We are all looking for those completenesses that belong to us in this dream. Although time has left us with many regrets in the process of settling, we have reaped our own beauty because of such regrets. Everyone has dreams, and each of us has a dozen stories. You are in my dream, and I am outside your dream, going in and out, changing positions repeatedly.
6. No matter how beautiful the past was, it was just a piece of empty talk; it was difficult underfoot, but it pointed to tomorrow.
Once upon a time, like the moon in the water or the flowers in the mirror, they seemed beautiful but could never be held in hand. Living in the past is the greatest devaluation of life. There is no perfect thing in the world, and no perfect person. The key is to know what you want. To get what you want, you will definitely lose another part. If you want everything, you will get nothing!
7. In fact, the things you lose have never truly belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it. Sometimes we are unhappy because we care too much about other people's feelings. We hold a criticism or a trivial matter in our hearts and let the outside world control our mood. Most of the time, what others said or did may have been forgotten long ago, but we are still tormenting ourselves. Life is not easy. It is a bumpy road. You don’t have to repeatedly jump into traps set by others unintentionally.
8. If there is an afterlife, I would rather be a tree, stand for eternity, forget the joys and sorrows, half in the soil, half with the wind, half in the shade, half in the sun, half silent, half proud, never rely on, Never look for it. The wind blows, the heart is cold, and the longing is long; staring at the river, the heart is broken. We are both heartbroken people, but we don’t know how much our hearts are broken. We are both on the same road to the end of the world, but we don’t know where it leads. Just remember the beauty of the moment when the flowers bloom. Who could have known that there would be a heartbreaking sound the moment the flowers fell.
9. The years are still passing by, but at the moment when the meteor passes by, I forget to silently make that humble wish in my heart. Yesterday seems to be still in front of me, but today has passed quietly. The years are half busy and half leisure, passing through the annual rings of the seasons. Many things gradually fade away and are forgotten; many people gradually move away. Sometimes, I stand at the intersection and look from a distance; sometimes, I sit quietly in front of the window and miss you quietly.
10. Yesterday’s pain will be nothing but a joke tomorrow. The philosophy of life is really very close to us. The most ruthless thing is not people, but time; the most precious thing is not money, but emotion; the most terrifying thing is not broken love, but physical and mental insufficiency; the most comfortable thing is not the hotel, but the hotel. At home; the hardest thing to hear is not the swearing, but the silence; the best thing is not the future, but today.
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Often when a person says to others that I hate you, I admit that he must be hurt and sad in his heart. But people's deep-rooted self-protection mentality makes people forget that they are the ones who should be hated more. All wounds are actually caused by your own hands.
There is no emotion in the world that does not hurt people's hearts. More or less, big or small, it will leave scars on your soul. At the expense of scars, you can gain emotional joy and emotional joy. Joy as a reward for the scars.
The boy who disappeared into the crowd taught you that love is a flowing wind. Those girls who have made an appointment to grow old together will teach you that love is the rock of deep affection. Those songs you love to listen to are always out of tune when you cover them. The ice I drank in the zero-degree scenery turned into snow and fell into my eyes in retrospect. The fun-loving Hizang, his old friend was separated as soon as he opened his eyes. Injuries that you thought would kill you when they hurt, time finally healed for you one by one.
Life is an out-of-print movie that cannot be played back. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, there will be a day when it will be forgotten. No matter how deep the memory is, there will be a day when the person you love will leave. No matter how beautiful the dream is, there will be a day when it will be gone. A day to wake up.
The more ordinary companionship, the more lasting it will be. Falling in love with romance is just the beginning. Loving to the point of pain means breaking up. If you fall in love to the point of dullness, you should get married. When relationships develop at different stages, you have to do different things. There is no lifelong romance and sweetness. What can really stay with you forever is just the familiarity that grows old. Everything said when the love is strong is unbelievable, but everything said when the love is weak is true.
People are more likely to get angry at people they are close to than people they hate. The so-called people close to us are the people we spend most of our time with. This shows that we often get angry because we expect more from the people close to us, or in other words, we want to get more things from them, such as love.
In recent years, I often have to make the decision to throw away some clothes and delete some photos and numbers. Just like the rice in the rice pot, it can be shoveled hard, but the walls are scarred. After soaking in water for a while, it came off and everything was intact. Many things can be separated after being soaked in the water of time. The struggle at that time was not meaningless. It could prove to myself that I could be cruel to myself and leave anyone.
Not everyone who pursues you is trustworthy. Being good to you always has a purpose: some people want to possess you, while some people want to protect you.
The person who wants to possess you may have all the best intentions when pursuing you, but once he gets it, he doesn't care anymore. And those who want to protect you will stay with you silently throughout your life. People who come for your appearance will also leave for other appearances. Only those who come for your heart will last forever.
Love itself is a book. I have read it countless times but don’t know its deep meaning. Maybe it’s due to carelessness, maybe it summarizes the true meaning. People or people are just people. When they meet, know each other, Falling in love always draws different arcs in a subtle stage of time and space.
The so-called growth is to become more and more accepting of yourself as you are, and to get along better with your lonely, lost, and frustrated self, accept it, and then face it. Everyone will have down moments, but don't let it affect you and just move forward. Become a more like yourself and then meet someone you don't need to please.
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