Parents Family Jokes

Parents Family Jokes

Parents Family Jokes 1:

1. I asked my mother what her previous occupation was.

My mother simply solved another problem: Where did I come from?

Her answer: "I used to sell children. You were too ugly to sell, so I had to raise it myself." . . ?

2. That day, I took my boyfriend home to meet my parents. Unexpectedly, my dad was even more nervous than my boyfriend.

As soon as we entered the door, my dad said to my boyfriend: "Your sister-in-law hasn't cooked yet. Let's drink tea first." ?

My boyfriend replied nervously: "It's okay, brother, you sit down." ?

My mother and I were stunned.

3. When I got home, I saw my dad standing on the balcony lighting a cigarette, frowning and looking melancholy at the dark clouds outside the window.

Me: Dad, what’s wrong?

Dad: It’s going to rain. (Take a long puff of cigarette)

Me:?

Dad: If it rains, your mother can’t go out for a walk, and then she will definitely lose all my Happy Beans.

4. I want to buy a pair of shoes for my dad, but I don’t know the size, and I want to give him a surprise.

So I called my mother and asked my father how big his feet were. After hearing the reason, my mother hesitated and said: "He has a lot of shoes at home, don't buy them!"

Hearing this, I was moved, thinking that my mother must think that I make money. It’s not easy and I don’t want to spend money on it.

While being moved, my mother went on to say: "Your dad is very selective and doesn't know how to wear it. Unlike me, I never choose. I will wear whatever he buys for me...?"

Okay. . . Mom, I understand!

Parents and Family Jokes 2:

1. Watching TV with grandma, there happened to be an old woman playing the guitar and singing Wang Feng's "In Spring",? Please Bury me in that spring,

Grandma said: Then you have to die in the spring before I can bury you in the spring. You can’t be buried alive!

2. Yesterday, I matched a house for a home-based client who has children at home.

The customer requires that the balcony must be equipped with an anti-theft net.

So I called the landlord and asked: "Are the balconies and windows of your house sealed?"

The old lady shouted: "It's windy, it's very windy, my house is on the top floor." . ?

3. One time, China Telecom called my home to sell broadband to my grandma. They said that if you subscribe to broadband for one year, you will receive a cat as a gift.

Grandma said that she has a dog at home and cannot have a cat.

4. Chatting with Grandpa: Master, do you have anyone who makes you hold a grudge?

Grandpa: No.

Me: You have such a broad mind.

Grandpa: It’s not that I’m broad-minded, it’s that they haven’t lived as long as me.

Me:... ;