Help to change some classic songs and lyrics, and try to be funny and suitable for people born in 198s and early 199s.

Sorry, I didn't find what you wanted. I only found these. You can make do with it:

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Lucky Three Treasures:

Dad

Hey!

why did you follow others home?

no money!

then why do you have pliers in your hand?

at work!

you can find money in other people's homes?

you're right!

other people's homes are our lucky ones!

mom

hey!

why are you reaching into other people's pockets?

looking for money!

can we get other people's money?

it's a little risky!

won't the police uncle catch me?

are you bored?

it will eventually let us go back to the auspicious family!

baby

huh?

dad will watch mom carefully!

what about mom?

mom is concentrating on stealing!

what about me?

you should be vigilant and watch the police! Damn it, it's so cool!

the three of us are a lucky family!

dad

hey!

did you open the door?

done!

can we just grab a steamed bun and go home?

steamed bread!

is this how cinemas perform?

I'm dizzy!

with steamed bread, we are an auspicious family!

mom

hey!

what do people have in their pockets?

keep your voice down!

I want an IP IC IQ card?

so many!

remember to tell me all the passwords?

what's the use!

with IQ, we are a lucky family!

baby

huh?

Dad was arrested by the police uncle!

what about mom?

mom will probably be here soon!

what about me?

don't steal like me! My darling

world without thieves is a lucky family. One day.

2:

Welcome to Beijing

Beijing stinks you

Like music makes you angry

Let's all cheer to kill ourselves

Beijing stinks you

Anyone who dreams is low

There are

3:

Above the moon

I'm looking up to

class. The place where I don't want to listen

take exams

is heaven ...

I wait. I imagine that my soul has long been out of control.

I started to doze off, and I dozed off

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, p > I should have copied

I cheated on all the right and wrong

, and my heart was open

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One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "1 1=? 。” Xiao Ming: "The stars in the sky participate in Beidou!" " Teacher: "I heard that you hit someone recently?" Xiao Ming: "When the road is rough, shout, and when it's time to shoot, shoot." Teacher: "Get out of here!" Xiao Ming: "Let's go." Teacher: "Are you crazy?" Xiao Ming: "You have everything I have! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ！” The teacher is dizzy.