Ask Xiao Ming a series of cold jokes, from the school and the teacher, and don't say anything else. . . .

The teacher asked Xiaoming questions in class, but Xiaoming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

Xiao Ming was expelled from school for fighting, and a girl in the class chased him home.

Say to him, "What shall I do if you leave?"

Xiao Ming's mother was anxious and asked him, "What's your relationship?"

Xiao Ming was puzzled and said, "It doesn't matter." ! "

I saw that girl say, "If you leave, I will be the last one!" " ! ! "

In class, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with "sadness". Xiao Ming stood up without thinking, and said, "There is a river in front of my house. I'm so sad! ..... "Teacher: I am even sadder ...

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

When the teacher took a surprise exam in class, Xiao Ming was not ready, so he said to Xiao Ming sitting in front, "Xiao Ming, will you take a look at me when I kick your chair during the exam?" Xiao Xiaoming agreed. ..

After the exam, Xiao Ming kicked Xiao Ming's chair, but Xiao Ming didn't respond. ...

After a while, Xiao Ming kicked again, but Xiao Ming still didn't respond. ....

Xiaoming got angry and kicked three feet. ...

At this moment .................

Only Xiao Xiaoming heard three loud voices: "Meow meow meow!" ....

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

At that time, all the children will be together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Xiao Ming? "

Xiaoming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."