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An American, a Japanese and a China are walking in the desert. When they were walking, they saw an Aladdin magic lamp, wiped it and came out alone. The man said,' I am the lamp god, and I can grant each of you three wishes!'

The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The genie said,' It's very simple, and it suits you! Let's start with the second wish. Americans say, I want a lot of money! After the genie realized his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." . The genie said, "No problem." . So this American returned to America with a lot of money.

The genie asked the Japanese again. The Japanese said,' I want beautiful women! The genie of the lamp gave him a beautiful woman. The Japanese said, I want beautiful women! The genie of the lamp also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman .. The Japanese finally said,' Send me back to Japan. '

After the genie sent the Japanese back to China, he asked the people of China what they wanted.

China said,' Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first.' The genie gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was. China said,' Another bottle of spirit Erguotou! The genie asked him what his third wish was.

China people say that I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them back.

the second part

Japan and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three have to continue to walk. Walking, I saw an Aladdin magic lamp. After wiping, another person came out. The man said,' Just now I was an apprentice of the Lamp God. My magic is not as strong as his, and I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you.' Japanese and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later.

Therefore, China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The genie of lamps realized his wish. The Japanese and Americans urged the people of China to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the genie,' All right, it's all right, go away. '

the third part

Americans and Japanese continue to trudge angrily with China. Walking, I saw an Aladdin lamp, wiped it, and another person floated out. The man said,' I am an apprentice of the lamp god, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you! Americans are anxious to say,' I don't want to see that China again. The genie said, "All right." . Then he turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about you?" The Japanese quickly said, I don't want to see that China person either. The genie said, "All right." Then he turned to the China man and asked, "What about you?" China people say, "What they say doesn't count".

part four

As a result, Americans and Japanese gnashed their teeth and followed China. Walking, I saw an Aladdin lamp, wiped it, and another person floated out. The man said,' I am a disciple of the apprentice of the lamp god, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish! Americans and Japanese shouted with one voice, "What did that China man say?". The man said,' OK', so he turned to China and asked,' What are you trying to say? The China man said,' Let them all go back to their respective countries and stop suffering with me'.