Humorous jokes and stories are 300 words.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack humor. How many humorous stories have you read? The following is a humorous story I compiled for you, I hope it will help you!

Humorous story 1: There is a couple who accompany their husband to see beautiful women. At the beginning of their marriage, the wife made a rule for her husband: go home immediately after work, don't look around in the street, don't watch underwear shows and fashion shows.

Husband suddenly became like a cat, regardless of business and personal affairs. If this goes on, the husband will lose everything and the wife will be anxious. What should I do? She had to call her best friend for advice.

My best friend said: To change your husband, change yourself first? Go shopping with my husband to see beautiful women! ?

My best friend said that this is the latest research achievement of internationally renowned experts? Men looking at beautiful women can stimulate competitiveness and self-motivation.

When the wife heard this, she got excited and hung up without waiting for her best friend to go on.

"Just do it," she said to her husband. Dear, I will accompany you to Huaihai Road to see beautiful women! ?

As expected, there are beautiful women on Huaihai Road, and her husband looks around, which is beautiful. When he sees something particularly beautiful, he will stare at it.

Going home at night, my husband is cooking and washing dishes, and talking more and more. My wife's heart fell to the ground.

After a while, my wife felt something was wrong. A woman keeps calling her husband, endlessly. When she was nervous, she called her best friend again and asked what to do.

When my girlfriend opens her mouth, she sweeps her face and complains:? do you know that or not？ Watching beautiful women with my husband, 45 seconds is a hurdle, why 45 seconds? Because a beautiful woman came face to face, it took about 45 seconds from seeing her face clearly to passing by. It's normal to look at beautiful women these days, but it's abnormal to look back for more than 45 seconds. ?

Hearing this, the wife was stupid: then why didn't you say so earlier?

Girlfriend sneers and says:? Can you blame me for hanging up the phone before I finished last time? Come on, buy a stopwatch. Next time you two look at beautiful women with a stopwatch! ?

Humor story 2: It is not easy to buy a steamed stuffed bun to take advantage. Recently, a steamed stuffed bun shop opened near the community. Because it tastes good, the price is affordable and the business is good.

This morning, Xiao Zhang passed by this steamed stuffed bun shop. Seeing that the people who bought steamed stuffed buns were waiting in line again, he decided to buy some and try them.

After a few minutes, it was finally his turn. He asked how much a steamed stuffed bun was. The boss said it was cheap, only 70 cents each. Xiao Zhang said to buy three, and when he paid, he remembered that there were two small changes in his pocket.

So he pretended to be embarrassed and said, boss, I'm sorry. I only have two dollars on me. Can I give you 1 dime next time?

The boss is also very frank, saying: no problem, just remember it next time. ?

Xiao Zhang took the steamed stuffed bun and ate it while it was hot. The taste is really special. He just thinks that the boss is too stingy, and he needs a dime less. Is that typical? Not a penny? Ah!

The next day, Xiao Zhang went to buy steamed bread again. This time he deliberately paid only two yuan, depending on what the boss said.

The boss is still very cheerful and says: no problem, just remember next time. ? In fact, Xiao Zhang didn't want to pay that dime at all. This cheap money is not wasted. He said he would make it up next time, which was just a courtesy.

More than a month passed, and Xiao Zhang bought three steamed buns with two dollars every day. The two sides have long been very tacit, not mentioning a dime. It seems to be two dollars and three steamed buns.

On this day, Xiao Zhang bought steamed buns, and there was no change in his pocket, so he gave him a ten-dollar bill. As a result, the boss gave him three yuan.

Xiao Zhang took the money, paused and said? Boss, I gave you ten dollars. You have the wrong number. ?

? That's right, that's right. You owe me 10 cents every day for 49 days in a row. Plus today's two dollars a dollar, isn't that exactly seven dollars? The price has gone up so much that if you don't charge that dime, you will lose your profit. ?

Xiao Zhang is dumbfounded How can he do business like this? Three steamed buns only earn a dime, I don't believe it! He was very angry and decided never to buy his steamed stuffed bun again.

In the next few days, Xiao Zhang still passed by the steamed stuffed bun shop every day. Although the taste of steamed stuffed bun was very attractive, he held back.

A few days later, Xiao Zhang finally couldn't hold back and came to the steamed stuffed bun shop again.

However, Xiao Zhang still paid only two yuan. He thought:? Last time I paid the full amount, I suffered a big loss. From now on, I will pay small change every day. What can you do?

Sure enough, half a month later, the boss is still doing nothing.

On this day, Xiao Zhang took two yuan to buy steamed buns. I didn't expect the boss to delay giving the buns after receiving the money.

Xiao Zhang is anxious: Give me the steamed stuffed bun! ?

The boss said with a smile. You owe me ten cents a day for twenty days in a row. These two dollars are just right. ?