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Imagine what would happen if many toys were put together in the second grade of composition.
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There are many toys in my room. Let me introduce them one by one! A chubby rabbit is called Tuantuan, a rabbit with two strawberry ears is called Strawberry Rabbit, and Mimi is the stupidest one. Why do you say that? Because its eyes will only look at us blankly. They are so cute, but one day they actually quarreled!
"Ding, Ding ..." With the harsh bell, I barely opened my sleepy eyes, but how could there be a loud noise of milk and milk? After listening carefully, it turned out to be from the study, so I decided to find out.
I crept behind the curtain and eavesdropped on what was going on inside. I didn't expect toys to quarrel. Only the strawberry rabbit said contemptuously, "Look how fat you are. You look like a big fat pig!" " It's good that the host can leave you at home! I am in such good health that I am envied every day! "
Tuan Tuan immediately retorted, "You think thinness is beauty. What a joke! Fat and soft are popular in the doll world now. You are so thin, I'm afraid you have to worry about how to escape being abandoned in a corner of the warehouse. You are really ignorant! Hey, I am so sorry for you! "
The strawberry rabbit, which is usually the best-looking and face-saving, was said by the group, and her voice suddenly became angry. He retorted, "You've lost your face, and you have the cheek to attend the meeting and win the championship!"
After a pause, he sighed and said, "You are kind enough to tell me your shortcomings, but you are sarcastic. It's really good or bad! " Mimi on the side couldn't stand it any longer, so she hurried up to persuade her, but she was slapped by a group of angry people and cried, "Mind your own business, it's our own business!" "
A beautiful friendship just fell apart. Maybe a beautiful appearance does not have a kind heart. I didn't expect this to happen in our warm home. Why can't it be harmonious? Everyone's appearance is born. Why can't we be more tolerant? I hope there will be no discrimination and more mutual respect and friendship in this world. I hope everyone's faces are all happy smiles!
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