About super funny English jokes?

Joke is a popular folk narrative type, which is rich in materials and has a wide practical basis. However, for a long time, it has been considered as an unattractive minority in academic circles, resulting in relatively weak research results. I'll share it with you, hoping to help you!

: skunk

"We have a skunk in the basement * * * skunk * * screaming * * * to call the police dispatcher * * * police dispatcher * * *. "How can we get it out?"

"Take some bread crumbs * * * bread crumbs * *" said the dispatcher. "Spread a path from the basement to the backyard. Then leave the phone door open. "

After a while, the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" Asked the dispatcher.

"No," the caller replied. "Now I have two skunks in it!"

: the value of a second language

A mother mouse took her children out for a walk when she found a cat curled up behind a bush. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse.

Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof, woof!" " The cat was so scared that it ran for its life.

Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

: a lonely frog

A lonely frog called the psychic hotline and asked about his future.

His personal psychic and wizard consultant told him, "You will meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog was excited. "Great!"

"Will I meet her at the party?" He croaked.

"No," said the psychic, "in biology class."

Three turtles, three turtles

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they entered the cafe, it began to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "If you don't drink my coffee, I will go."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later, chinemys reevesii said to the turtle in the middle, "Well, I don't think he will come back, so let's drink his coffee."

Just then, a voice came from outside the door: "If you go, I won't go."

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain. So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."

Kangaroos and cages Kangaroos and cages

One day, the staff of the zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem-how to deal with kangaroos found out of their cages. They came to the conclusion that the cage was too low and decided to raise it from 1 meter to 2 meters. But the next day, the kangaroos were still very careful. They raised the cage to three meters again.

It was unexpectedly quiet. The next morning, they saw that kangaroos could still walk freely. They were alert and determined to try their best to raise the cage to 10 meters.

A giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos and asked them, "Do you think they will continue to raise your cage?"

"It's hard to say," said a kangaroo, "if they continue to forget to close the cage door."