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How long did Mrs. Qi live as a "person"?

Why was Mrs. Qi made into a "human figure"? This has to start with her disagreement with Queen Lv Zhi.

Mrs Qi is a favorite of Liu Bang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. She comes from humble origins. During the Chu-Han War, Liu Bang was already Hanwang, and she was named Mrs. Qi in Dingtao. Mrs. Qi is born beautiful, gentle and lovely, and can sing and dance well. Although beautiful and moving, she is solemn and powerful, lacking tenderness, which is just the opposite of Mrs. Qi. Therefore, Mrs Qi was very popular with Liu Bang, and soon they gave birth to a son, Liu Ruyi and King Zhao Yin. After Liu Bang defeated Xiang Yu and proclaimed himself emperor, he was even more favored by Mrs. Qi, which made him very jealous. But it's nothing. In the past, Mrs Qi didn't let her son Liu Ruyi compete with her son, Liu Ying, the later son of Han, for the position of Crown Prince. But because of Liu Bang's overindulgence, Liu Ruyi was born like Liu Bang, and Liu Ying was also plain. Liu Bang often held Liu Ruyi in his lap, and the more he watched it, the more he liked it. He said, "I can't let my unworthy son live above my beloved son." When the speaker was unintentional and the listener was interested, Mrs. Qi moved her mind and spoiled in front of Liu Bang, saying that the experience would make her mother and son lose their physiological functions in the future once your majesty was absent. Liu Bang also knew that Lv Zhi was very strong and terminating. He vaguely felt the threat of Miracle's mother and son, so he wanted to abolish Liu Yuxin and make Liu Ruyi a prince. You see, Lv Zhi lives in humiliation, and all her hopes for the future are pinned on Liu Ying. If Liu Ying is abolished, what hope does she have? So she desperately wanted to keep the crown prince of Liu Ying, and turned to the ministers to dissuade her, but Liu Bang didn't listen. Just one year before Liu Bang's death, Liu Bang came back from defeating the rebellious Qing Bu, and his illness worsened, and he wanted to replace the prince. Lv Zhi invited retired Sean to remonstrate, but Liu Bang didn't listen. He also invited great scholars and teachers to convince him by citing ancient and modern examples. The emperor pretended to promise, but later he wanted to replace the prince. Lv Zhi was so anxious that he asked Sean for advice again. Sean said, "I can't convince your majesty. But there is another way to try. If it doesn't work again, it's really hopeless. " Lv Zhi quickly asked what method? Sean said, "There are four merchants in Shangshan. In his early years, His Majesty started an uprising, and he wanted to invite four people out of the mountain to assist him. He invited them several times, but none of them came out. Now, if we can invite Shan No.4 out of the mountain to assist the Prince, the status of the Prince can be guaranteed. " Lv Zhi has one in ten thousand hopes to do it! She sent a judge to the mountains to look for it, personally invited it, and finally invited it to Shangshan No.4. One day, Liu Bang gave a banquet to entertain the minister and the prince waited on him. Shang Shan No.4 followed the Prince, and Liu Bang was surprised. The Four Nobles raised their glasses to bless and left in small steps. Liu Bang looked at them and called Mrs. Qi to say, "I want to replace the prince, but the 4th came to help him. The prince's wings have taken shape and it is difficult to move any more. Lv Zhi will really be your master in the future. " Mrs. Qi couldn't help crying. After the banquet broke up, Liu Bang said, "You dance Chu for me and I will sing Chu songs for you." So Mrs. Qi danced with tears in her eyes, and Liu Bang sang, "Swan flies high, flapping its wings for thousands of miles. Wings have become, flying all over the world. Fly all over the world, what can you do! Although there are short arrows, where to use them! " Liu Bang sang several times, but Mrs. Qi broke down in tears. Liu Bangli was named Liu Ruyi, who was older than King Zhao 10. He was worried that Zhao Wang would be killed after his death. One day in court, Liu Bang was unhappy and lamented generously. Manchu civil servants don't know why the emperor did this. Zhao, the courtier, asked, "Don't you feel happy at the gate when the king of Zhao is young and Lady Qi is at odds? After you live forever, Wang Zhao can't be saved? " Liu Bang said: "Yes, I am very sad inside, and there is no good way." Zhao Yao said: "Your Majesty, you can assign a noble and powerful prime minister to the prince of Zhao, so that Lv Hou, the prince and the princes will always be respected." So Liu Bang listened to Zhao Yao's suggestion, and felt that Zhou Chang's integrity was very appropriate, so he made Zhou Chang the prime minister of Wang Zhao. Liu Bang also entrusted Liu Ying in "Handing Prince Wen": "I am seriously ill, and I am worried about my mother and son. Other sons can stand on their own feet, but unfortunately this child is too young. " After Liu Bang's death, Liu Ying succeeded to the throne as a filial piety to Hui Di, and Lv Zhi was the empress dowager, who was in power. Lv Hou was very angry with the concubines who were favored by Liu Bang's bedroom, so he imprisoned them and worked hard. Especially for Mrs. Qi's mother and son, she hated it even more. She ordered all Mrs. Qi's hair to be pulled out and imprisoned in Yongxiang all day. Mrs. Qi, who has always made the palace handmaiden delicate, can't stand such hard work. In the midst of suffering, I felt an accusation and sang, "The son is king, and the mother is captive. All day long, I am depressed and often associate with death. Who will sue that woman three thousand miles away? " Empress Lu was furious and said, "Do you still want to rely on her son?" But also determined to harm their mother and son. Lv Hou sent someone to call the prince of Zhao Liu Ruyi to Chang 'an. Because he refused to serve the imperial edict, the messenger called him three times, but he didn't recall the king of Zhao. Empress Lu was furious and called Chang 'an first, and then the prince of Zhao. Liu Ying was worried that his mother would harm the prince of Zhao, so he rushed out to meet him personally and took him to his own palace to eat and live with him. Lv Hou can't hurt the prince of Zhao at the moment. One day, Liu Ying got up early to practice archery. Zhao Wang is too young to get up early. Liu Ying thought for a while, so that nothing would happen, and went out alone. But when Lv Hou got the news, he immediately sent someone to let the prince of Zhao drink the poisonous food. When Liu Ying came back, the prince of Zhao was already dead. Besides the prince of Zhao, people were sent to cut off Mrs Qi's hands and feet, gouge out her eyes, burn her ears, force her to drink dumb medicine, and throw her into the toilet, naming her "Ren Bi".

So how long did Mrs. Qi live when she was made into a "person"? In historical records? It is recorded in the Chronicle of Empress Lu: "Empress Dowager Cixi cut off Mrs. Qi's limbs, gouged out her eyes, rubbed her ears and drank some medicine, so she was called a human being." After staying for a few days, I called Hui Di and asked him to come and see people. "And in Hanshu? According to "Biography of Empresses", after making Mrs. Qi a servant, she lived for several months and was called a servant. "So which record is the most credible? Some people say that the so-called killer is to cut off people's arms, thighs and limbs, gouge out their eyes, smell their ears and be speechless. In that case, even with modern medical standards, people can't live for half a day, what's more, there were no anesthetic and penicillin in the Han Dynasty more than 2,000 years ago. Dismantling limbs, light pain will also kill people, not to mention massive bleeding. According to historical records, it was "breaking Mrs. Qi's hands and feet", that is to say, only Mrs. Qi's hands and feet were broken, not her limbs. Chop off your hands and feet, and immediately burn off the place with fire, which should be able to stop the blood flow, and then apply it with hemostatic materials such as plant ash, although in a dirty toilet, I think people can live for a few days. So, Historical Records? The record of "staying for a few days" in the Chronicle of Lv Hou should still be credible, while "Hanshu"? The statement of "staying for a few months" in the biography of consorts is not credible. Most of the records and biographies before Hanshu were taken from Shiji, which should be a clerical error. So how many days is "staying for a few days"? I don't know, maybe more than three days and less than ten days. Take a middle number, five to seven days. In other words, Mrs. Qi was made into a "person" and should not live for ten days. Of course, with the current medical level, as long as conditions permit, it should not be a problem to live for a few more years.

After killing Mrs. Qi's mother and son, she was powerful for a while, but she finally got what she deserved. First, Liu Ying, who was filial, cried when she saw Mrs Qi who was beaten into a "servant girl", so she got sick and sent someone to ask, "This is by no means a human act. As the son of the queen mother, I can't rule the world after all. " Since then, Liu Ying has been drinking and having fun every day, ignoring state affairs, and died within seven years. After another seven years, he died, and North Korea quickly staged a coup against the descendants of Liu and Liu Bang, killing Lu and his companions and restoring Liu Xing's rule in the Han Dynasty. Later, people felt sorry for the injustice of Miracle's mother and son, and Liu Ruyi, the king of Zhao, became Emperor Wenchang. Miracle is also regarded as the "goddess of toilets", who is in charge of the toilets in the world and predicts the good or ill luck of personnel. Today, every Spring Festival, Shangyuan Festival and Zhongyuan Festival, there is a custom of worshipping in the toilet at home, that is, worshipping Mrs. Qi.

According to historical records, I lived for a few days, which can be understood as 5 to 7 days! However, scientific and rational analysis, as recorded in Historical Records, is a joke! At that time, no one knew about penicillin, let alone bacterial infection! The treatment of hemostatic drugs is extremely backward, coupled with the harsh environment of throwing her into the pigsty, even with the current medical level, it is unknown whether it can be rescued! It's amazing that you didn't die on the spot. It is estimated that you will die for half a day at most.

Just try it yourself.

She should have lived a long time. I saw her on TV.