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Need some Chinese jokes mixed with English.

Yesterday, a foreigner (looking for the person in charge of a company) walked into the office, and the receptionist looked around. Everyone is playing games, but only she is more leisure, smiled.

Receptionist: "Hello?"

Foreigner: "Hi."

Receptionist: "What can I do for you?"

Foreigner: "Can you speak English?"

Receptionist: "If I don't speak English, what am I talking about?"

Foreigner: "Can anyone speak English?" "

Receptionist: "Look for yourself. Everyone is playing, no one has time,

You can wait, you wait, you don't wait, you go "

Foreigner: "Good heavens. Does anyone here speak English? "

Receptionist: "What are you yelling about? Be quiet. What can I do for you?".

Foreigner: "I want to talk to your head."

Receptionist: "The head is not here. Come tomorrow. "