Send automatic, faster and interesting sentences (38 sentences)

1, long hair fluttering in the distance. Look at the tiger's back carefully and turn around. The old demon of black mountain lying in the trough. Lie again.

2. I don't know how to be blessed when I am blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know.

3. If it's wrong to look good, and it's a crime to look cute, you're fine, but it's not a crime.

When I find my boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

5, obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt.

6. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.

7. Meeting strangers is really troublesome. Think of life as a ruthless meat cleaver. Not only did I not shape you well. A little bit.

8. The best friend is the one who keeps saying goodbye to you, but keeps chatting with you every time you reply.

9. Social Status: Life and death turn around the country. No one eats together in the same city.

10, should I learn the spirit of bumpkin hitting small monsters and haunt you until you die?

1 1. You are a good wine and I am a cup. How can you get drunk if you don't drink? I will chase you if you are a lover, and I won't regret chasing you to the horizon!

When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be spoiled by relatives and friends.

13, time is a butcher's knife. This only applies to good-looking people. It can do nothing for ugly people.

14, BM went out with six medicines, turned around in the highlands and asked, buddy, how can I get into the training room?

15, there are two kinds of looks, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle, so you are ugly.

16, status quo: unable to learn, unable to play, unable to sleep, in a bad mood, unable to eat much.

17, all blame Jam Hsiao for singing a Faye Wong, but also take her beauty, amazing, divorced!

18. When one door of happiness closes, another door will open. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

If you are single all the year round, you may need to reconsider whether you are too strict with your gender.

20, useless waste alive is also a burden on the family, you might as well hang yourself with hemp rope!

2 1. If someone dares to scold me for buying instant noodles without seasoning package, I will scold him for buying instant noodles with only one seasoning package.

22. I finally understand why I turned around one year before and after military training, because only in this way can the sunshine be more uniform.

Don't think about what to say to your wife when you get home late. She will tell you everything herself.

24. The mouse meets the tiger, and the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger, the tiger can't bite the mouse, and the mouse hides from the tiger.

25. In spring, you plant your girlfriend behind the mountain, and in autumn, you run around the mountain with that green hat.

26. According to my years of experience in fish farming. Fish farming must be diligent. Or change water once a week. Or change fish every two weeks.

27. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you, stew you; Fire you, fire you, fire you.

28. Adolescence love is like spirit. Whether you smoke or not, there are a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.

29. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.

30.iPhoneX is too difficult to buy. I tried many times. Payment always shows insufficient balance. Have you ever encountered the same problem?

3 1. Once you drown, don't be nervous and play dead immediately. In this way, the water will think you are a corpse, and then you can surface.

32. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

33. You planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

34. Choosing a lover doesn't need too many criteria, as long as these three points: don't lie to me, don't hurt me, and stay with me.

35. Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit. Otherwise, not only will he not thank you. I'll think you want to eat shit with him!

36. Brother. Just the two of us. If one day I become an emperor. You must be the second brother.

37. God closed the window of mathematics for me. By the way, he blocked the sewer with the English door and even gave me a dog hole in the language.

38. The more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife, the less mature the wife who is spoiled by her husband.