Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Is there any news in the stock market? Tell some jokes to relieve the depressed mood.

Is there any news in the stock market? Tell some jokes to relieve the depressed mood.

A new stockholder, sitting in the trading hall, heard people talk about bull market, bear market, Shenzhen stock market and Shanghai stock market for a long time, and finally could not help but say, "There are so many markets, why isn't there a Harbin city?" Two old ladies are sitting in the trading hall. One of them said to the other, "don't you clear the warehouse yet?" Too strong, just like Liu Hulan. " At this time, a young man sitting next to them listened and asked, "Which stock is Liu Hulan? Will it have an impact on the broader market?" People are scattered, and the fund is not easy to bring. I gave my heart to Zhong You, but Zhong You caught me. Big blue chip: organized and undisciplined! Zhuang said to the retail investors: IP, IC, IQ card, tell me all the passwords. Private screen: Wait, I'll rob you first. Short guest: I'm not Jackie Chan. I have a hundred lives. Retail: Who is Zhuang? Zhuang stood up for me. Look, no one stands up. There is no village here. Is it necessary to be a good person when speculating in stocks? Agency: Why should he be unguarded? Why won't he get hurt? With what? Is it because he is simple? Is he stupid? Why did you let him be the last fool? Life requires him to be smart. As a person, if you don't let him know the truth of life, it's cheating. What is a great evil? Deception is a great evil. I hate you hunters, you have no skill at all. Zhuang: be serious, be serious, don't laugh, we are robbing. New stockholder: My family lives in the mountains. In my village, some people watch the bull market on the beach on the mountain road. Without a market basket, they picked up a stone and drew a circle around the bull market. I want to pick it up in a few days, and the bull market is still there.

Hope to adopt