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The hardest tongue twister
The history of lions eating lions
Shishi poet Shishi loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. At the right time, Shishi was at the right time. Shishi regarded it as the Ten Lions, and relied on the vector to lead to the death of the Ten Lions. The stone room picked up ten lion corpses, and the stone room was comfortable and wet. The stone lion wiped the stone room, and he began to try to eat the bodies of ten lions. When eating, he knew that it was the bodies of ten lions. Trial interpretation is a problem.
Nephew treats hemorrhoids.
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1 soup goes to the tower, the tower slides soup, and the soup burns the tower.
Tearing paper and eating persimmons through the window.
3 Holding the grey chicken on the plane, the plane takes off and the grey chicken wants to fly.
Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, spit grape skins without eating grapes.
If you can't learn the craft, you will have to pay for the materials. It's just that you can do it for free, but you won't.
Put wisteria on a sharp hill, and there will be two bells hanging around wisteria. When the wind blows the vine, the bronze bell rings, the wind stops the vine, and the bronze bell sets.
There is a Ding family in the east of the bridge and a Ding family in the west of the bridge. One day, Qiaodong Dingjia said Qiaoxi Dingjia's melons were good, and Qiaoxi Dingjia said Qiaodong Dingjia's watermelons were good. I wonder if the watermelon in Qiaodong Dingjia is good? Or the melon of Josidine's family?
8 Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang and Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jia made Jiang Jiaqiang pay for the wall, and Jiang Jia made Yang Jia pay for the sheep.
9 a lame man, leading a donkey; A camel pulling a car; A blind man with a baby in his arms. The lame donkey hit the camel's car; The camel's car knocked down the blind child; The blind beat the camel, and the camel beat the lame.
10 Grandma Dong has a big white cat with a white nose. There is also a big white cat with a white nose at the second mother-in-law's house in the west. One day, my grandmother's white-nosed big white cat and my grandmother's white-nosed big white cat fought. I didn't know that my grandmother's white-nosed big white cat won. Or did the white-nosed big white cat from the second mother-in-law in the west win?
1 1 There is a 66-year-old man named Lu in Liuhe County. He built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, piled them in 66 buildings, planted 66 weeping willows, raised 66 cows and kept them in 66 weeping willows. A gust of wind blew down 66 buildings, overturned 66 baskets of oil, broke 66 weeping willows, killed 66 cows and killed 66-year-old Lu in Liuhe County.
12 (attention! The following are Taiwanese tongue twisters. There was a man named Bu, with a piece of cloth in his hand, who took three steps and made two steps, and walked to the fork in the road, when the money was 1500. Go to the double fork in the road again and make a look at it. Carrying a car full of vinegar, selling vinegar in the street. Sell, sell, sell to the sweet potato road, see the exemption, quickly put vinegar, chase rabbits, prey on rabbits, can't find cloth. I was so angry that I dropped my pants and wrapped them up. This rabbit really doesn't know manners. I hate it when I bite my pants. Half a step slower. Put the vinegar down quickly, chase the rabbit, chase the rabbit back and forth, feed it, and it doesn't get any better. Push the vinegar down. Ah, the pants are more chewy, and the vinegar falls to the ground and sinks into the soil. The rabbit walked to the inner mountain road, which really made him angry.
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14 There is a spoon in the basin. The wind blows and shakes. I don't know whether the ladle touches the basin or the basin touches the ladle.
15 There is a hole in the wall and a crack in the wall. Cut a piece of chicken skin to mend the seam. I don't know if the wall is mending the chicken skin. Or chicken skin stickers?
16 There are boxes at home, boxes in boxes, boxes in boxes, and bracelets in boxes; There is a box outside the bracelet, a box outside the box, a box outside the box, and a house outside the box.
There is a temple behind 17, and cats pee every day. I don't know if it's the temple of the peeing cat or the temple of the peeing cat.
18 There is a broken tile upstairs and a mule and horse downstairs. The broken tile fell and hit the mule and horse, and the mule and horse jumped up and crushed the tile. There is a star in the sky, and there is a person on the ground. The star shines on people, and people look at the star. The star cannot shine on people, and people can't see the star clearly.
19 Mr. Gong came from the east and Mr. Weng came from the west for a minute. Mr. Gong's pine tree broke Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng broke one of Mr. Gong's pine trees. Mr. Gong asked Mr. Weng to let go of his pine nuts, and Mr. Weng asked Mr. Gong to lose his clock. Mr. Gong refused to return Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng refused to return Mr. Gong's pine.
Room 20, beard, yellow beard, write down the word blessing when the new year comes; I wonder if Fang Hu's blessing is good? Or is the yellow beard well written?
2 1 Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud; Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam.
There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind it. They came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if it's round eyes. Or round eyes and strict eyes?
23 Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jia asked Jiang Jiaqiang to pay for the wall, and Jiang Jia asked Yang Jia to pay for the sheep.
There is a vine on the high mountain with two bronze bells hanging from its head. When the wind blows, the bronze bell moves, and when the wind is calm, the bronze bell stops.
A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. The camel got an eggplant, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to pay for the eggplant.
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