Make fun of narcissistic funny talk about it.

Funny talk about making fun of narcissism

Actually, narcissism is just an attitude. You need to know yourself clearly so that you won't be blindly narcissistic. This is a good thing. Funny talk about narcissism

But when it opened its mouth and was about to eat the fox, the sly fox suddenly spoke:

' Hum! Don't think you are the king of beasts and dare to swallow me up; You know, heaven and earth have ordered me to be the king among kings, and whoever eats me will be severely punished by heaven and earth. " The tiger listened to the fox's words with a grain of salt,

but when it tilted its head to narcissistic funny signature

1. Don't envy me, son, I'm a legend! 2。 In fact, I envy you, and I envy you for knowing me so young! Tell a funny story

I'm not afraid of death when I play ball

Before the 1996 draft, Kobe went to the Lakers for a trial.

The general manager asked, "What is your biggest feature?"

18-year-old Kobe Bryant proudly said, "I'm not afraid to die when I play!" "

The general manager nodded in praise, and then traded him with Divac.

many years later, we learned that Kobe said, "I can't PASS!" " Tell me funny

Although you are ugly, you think it's beautiful

Tell me funny

Why do I always have tears in my eyes, not because I love you deeply, but because I bring Cosmetic Contact Lenses with me. QQ is funny.

1. If your boyfriend often doesn't reply to your message, then I have an idea. I suggest you change me.

2. I heard that people will call out the name of the person they like when they are most afraid, so the question is coming? Do you know a man named "* * *"? Tell me when you see it. I like you for a long time.

3. Someone actually laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are too brave, so I envy them.

4. It's so cold, the hyaluronic acid on the beauty's face must be frozen.

5. Once I visited a post bar, I saw a post: Tell single dog a secret welfare. Sleeping on your stomach will make it easier for you to have sex dreams! Three days later, someone replied: I tried to sleep on my stomach, and I had a nightmare of broken stones in my chest all night.

6. Don't be afraid of being short with short legs. Besides being cute, you can pick up money faster than others.

7. When I walked out of the casino, I smiled coldly, ignoring the amazing eyes of ordinary people around me, and went straight to a street stall and asked, "Boss, can I get a credit?"

8. In the first year of high school, he and she were the top students in the class, striving to win the first place. Everyone saw them working hard together at noon every day, eating spicy sauce and talking about topics. Every time, he silently put all her favorite fish balls and sausage fans in her bowl. When he was found, he said he didn't like them, and his eyes were warm. Two years later, the college entrance examination was just around the corner, and she got esophageal cancer. He won the first place in the city and won a scholarship. I have a cold and a runny nose. Tell me something funny. Tell me something classic and funny. < P > What's wrong with this runny nose? It's so cold that people have caught a cold, but it ran outside hard and went crazy? Seek funny narcissistic SMS

Mountains are boundless, and heaven and earth are in harmony, so I dare not be handsome? Handsome enough to alarm America, even Bush said I was handsome! Every day, I am constantly setting a new world record, that is, keeping the most handsome record in the world! Handsome is providence, cool is man-made! It's not my fault that I'm handsome. It's your own problem that you like me. There were many short messages to prove that I was handsome one day. Stars asked me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau and chased after him. Andy Lau disappeared. As soon as the tiger turned around and saw me, he pushed me down and laughed: "Don't think that you have become more handsome, I don't know you!" CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome … I want to be disfigured, so handsome that I dare not go out to the streets again … A man gave me a couplet during the Chinese New Year, the first part: watching the back of the fans is overwhelming, and the second part: turning my head, the girls jumped off the building with love: handsome, handsome! There are many short messages to prove that I am handsome. If handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If being cool is a mistake, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I will be chopped to pieces. Don't you think I'm handsome enough to slow down your internet speed? Do you think this will work?

Ask for adoption and 52 funny stories

Tell me about the funny signature of 52 online Valentine's Day

1. A boy is shy by nature. Confessions are written on a note: 521314. (I love you all my life) When the note came back, it said (52+1314)×1. The boy was ecstatic. The female classmate said coldly, "The calculation result is 1834 (one fan kills you)

2. This is the reality. Let's wash and sleep, and don't wait for confession. Not even on April Fool's Day, and expect 52? !

3. It's almost May 2th, and I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, have you thought it over? Are you sure you want to get a license with me? She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. Say, after that, you can't just say goodbye if you quarrel and get angry. She said, I know, to say divorce. . . @ Wind and Rain Master

Funny talk about 52 Internet Valentine's Day

4. Many people can only complete the first two-thirds of the word "confession day" today. @ Ma Boyong

5. Confessions on Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day and Singles' Day, but children, there are only two kinds of people in the world: you can get a confession at any time, and you will be rejected at any time. Has nothing to do with time. @ wheat shop manager

6. What's 52? Tomorrow's 521 is also I love you. 522 is still the crazy festival of my second love. I love parting day. I love suicide day. I love my narcissism festival. I love skipping classes. I love eating food festival. 528. I love to strip shirtless. I love Drunk Festival. As long as life is fun, every day is a holiday!

Funny signature about 52

On the day of 7 and 52, I received many short messages to check in, only to find out later that the mobile phone belonged to my wife. Professor @ Yin

8. According to the Internet, 523 is a holiday for mountain climbers, 524 is for suicide lovers, 525 is for narcissists, 526 is for walking, 527 is a married husband, 528 is for loving father, and 529 is for drinkers. @ ronaldinho and himself

9. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one to say and the other to take off. (Painting of Chrysanthemum Eleven)

1. No one has come to confess until now. What a drag!

11. Maybe if you take this step, maybe if you are not careful, you will become a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice! (nan Tony)

12. I don't want to confess anything at 52, but I should also confess it at 521, which is not only homophonic but also a prime number!

13. Every year, 52 is the "advertisement day". The biggest difference between * * * silk and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily finish the last two thirds, while * * * silk can only do the first two thirds.