The homophonic joke story hurts your stomach and is very short.

Homophonic jokes, stories, laughter, short stories.

Lead: My friend's surname is Yin, and he is very happy with his son. He hasn't asked my advice yet. I said, I hope your children will be strict with themselves on the road of life. How's it going? He said it was a good name. More joke stories are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

I will save a dog from being bullied.

At school, there was a buddy who was very strong and straightforward. Once, a female classmate was bullied by several gangsters at the school gate. He went up several times and knocked down all the gangsters. The female classmate said thank you to him with a adoring face, and the goods said faintly. It's okay. I'll save a dog if it's bullied. ? Then, it's over

slogan

Military training, everyone knows that every company will have a slogan, usually? Strive for a company and always strive for the first place? An elite company, go forward bravely? What, once, we heard the slogan of 19 company: 1999, I 19 years old. Say it again, I'm nineteen! ? So, we were all shocked on the playground.

Many people around me have begun to publicize their plans.

New Year's Day is coming, and many people around us have begun to make confession plans. I'd like to, but I'm afraid I can't even be a roommate after I confess.

What a high-end cheating method.

Ah (a) ah, this is forced to ask (b). I grass (c). You old man. At the moment when the bell rang, a classmate who studied very well in our examination room shouted: this forced question, this forced question, this forced question, this forced question, this forced question, this forced question. . I only saw that everyone silently wrote on the answer sheet: BBACD, CCDBA, DCBAC.

A classmate in the class was accepted by the teacher for playing mobile phone.

A classmate in the class was accepted by the teacher for playing mobile phone, so the classmate went to ask the teacher for it. The teacher said: You convince yourself first, then I'll give it to you. ? The classmate blushed and answered:? You can sleep well, but how can I sleep well myself? ?

Freshman military training

Freshman military training, instructor lectures: According to past experience, many students do not have a correct understanding of military training, and regard military training as an opportunity to find love. In order to avoid this, I declare that when two boys train together, one girl must be present!

My friend's surname is Yin.

My friend's surname is Yin. He gave birth to a child three days ago, but he hasn't named it yet. Yesterday, he asked my opinion. I said, I hope your children will be strict with themselves on the road of life. How's it going? He said it was a good name, quite good. See me today, I'm blue in the face!

I will kill him.

The history teacher in junior high school is very cruel, and she has partnered with others to open an Internet cafe. Because he is the second generation of officials, the school leaders have to turn a blind eye. Knowing that the Internet cafe is run by a history teacher, we dare not go. It is estimated that business is not very good. One day, he suddenly lost his temper in the classroom: If I fucking find out who dares to surf the Internet in other Internet cafes, I will kill him! ! ?

True love performance

My roommate curled up on the sofa because of physical pain. When she handed the hot water, she trembled and asked if there was anything wrong. Her eyes were dark and cold, and she squeezed a word through her teeth: Po Hou, give up! I won't lend you the banana fan.

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