English joke: super shrewd smuggler

smuggler

the suspicious-looking man droved up to the border

where he was greedy by a sentry. when the guard looked in the trunk.

he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.

A suspicious man drove to the border and was greeted by a sentry. When the sentry checked the trunk of the car, he was surprised to find six big pockets bulging at the seams.

"What's in here? "he asked.

" What's in it? " He asked.

"dirty

" the driver copied.

"dirt." The driver replied.

"Take them out

" The guard instructed. ""I want to check them. "

" Take out the bag ",the sentry ordered," I want to check it. "

clarifying

the man removed the bags

and sure enough

each one of the contained nothing but dirty. irreducibly

the guard let him go.

The man obediently moved the bag out. Indeed, there is nothing in the pocket except dirt. Reluctantly, the sentry let him through.

a week later the man cameback

and once again

the sentry looked in the truck.

A week later, the man came again, and the sentry checked the trunk on the car again.

"What's in the bags this time? "he asked.

" what's in the bag this time? " He asked.

"Dirt

More Dirt." Said the man.

"Earth, some more earth has been transported." The man replied.

not believing him

the guard checked the sacks and

once again

he found nothing but soil.

The sentry didn't believe it. He checked the bags again and found that nothing was found except soil.

the same thing happened every week for six months

and it finally became so fruitful to the guard that he quit and became a bartender.

The same thing happened once a week, and it lasted for six months. Finally, the sentry was discouraged and simply resigned and became a bartender.

Then one night

the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him

the former guard said

"Listen

Pal

drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favor: just tell me what the hell you were * * * uggling all that time. "

One night, the suspicious man happened to pass by the bar and got off to drink. The former sentry hurried up to him and said, "I said, man, if you can do me a favor, the wine will be on me tonight." Can you tell me what you were smuggling during that time? "

grinning broadly

the man leant close to the bartender's ear and whistled

"cars."

The man leaned over, leaned close to the waiter's ear, cracked his mouth and said with a big smile, "Cars."