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I want a few celebrity anecdotes of about 200 words.

That’s your oil field

Paul Getty, the oil tycoon who was once the richest man in the United States, was not wealthy when he was young and only had a dry field with poor harvest.

Later, while digging a well in the field, some thick black oil came out of the field. So water wells turned into oil wells, dry fields into oil fields, and Paul Getty saw a path to wealth. He began to hire workers to extract oil.

Paul Getty runs his business very carefully and visits various oil fields when he has nothing to do. However, every time he found someone wasting raw materials and people wandering around. He called in the foremen and asked them to eliminate waste and eliminate idlers. However, the next time he went there, everything was still the same. Paul was puzzled. Why can I see waste and idleness as soon as I go there, but those foremen are here every day and turn a blind eye? Later, a management expert woke Paul up with one sentence, he said: "That is your oil field."

" Paul immediately summoned the foremen and announced to them: "From today on, you will be responsible for operating the oil field, and 25% of the profits will be at your sole discretion." From then on, when Paul inspected the oil field again, he found that not only had the waste disappeared, but Idle people also disappeared, and production increased significantly.

Napoleon shot a soldier who fell into the water

Napoleon once rode through a forest and saw a soldier who could not swim fall into the water and drift towards the depths. The soldiers panicked because none of them knew how to swim.

Napoleon asked: "Can he swim?" He replied: "I can only stroke a few times, not now.

" Napoleon casually took a pistol from the soldier's hand, He shouted to the person who fell into the water: "Swim back quickly, or I will shoot." After that, he actually fired two shots into the water.

When the man who fell into the water heard this, he suddenly turned his head, rowed desperately, and quickly reached the shore. He asked Napoleon in confusion: "Your Majesty, I was almost scared to death, why did you still shoot me?" Napoleon smiled: "Idiot, if I don't scare you, you will really drown. Look at this Who among the several people can save you? After being scared like this, didn't you turn around and save yourself?"

A letter from Einstein to mankind five thousand years later

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In 1938, US President Roosevelt personally called Einstein and asked him to write a letter to tell "the thoughts and feelings of our time to people 5,000 years later." Love. Einstein wrote. The letter was placed in a strong container and buried deep under the New York World's Fair. A stone tablet was erected on it, indicating that future generations would not be able to take it out until 6939. The letter reads:

Our era has produced many geniuses whose inventions can make our lives much more comfortable. We have already used mechanical power to cross the ocean, and using mechanical power can finally liberate humans from all kinds of hard physical labor. We have learned to fly, and we use electromagnetic waves to easily communicate information from one corner of the earth to another.

However, the production and distribution of goods is completely unorganized. Everyone lives in the shadow of fear of losing their job and suffering miserable poverty. Moreover, people living in different countries often kill each other. For these reasons, all people have to think about the future with fear and extreme pain.

I believe that future generations will read this letter with a sense of pride and a legitimate sense of superiority.

This is your masterpiece

Picasso opposed aggressive wars throughout his life. During World War II, the German army often visited the Picasso Art Museum in Paris. One day, Picasso gave each German soldier a replica of his "Guernica". This painting depicts the horror of the Spanish city of Guernica after it was bombed by the Germans. A German officer pointed at the painting and asked Picasso: "Is this your masterpiece?"

"No, this is your masterpiece." Picasso's words made the German officer dumbfounded.

Five Yuan and Ten Yuan

There was an American rural child. He was given a five-yuan note and a ten-yuan note as gifts and asked him to pick one. He picked the five-yuan note. . People said he was stupid, mocked him and laughed at him. This matter spread, and many people came to him to test it, but the result was still the same, and the matter spread further and further. Decades later, this kid became the President of the United States.

A reporter asked him about this: "Is it true?"

"It is true." The president replied.

"Then why do you want five yuan instead of ten yuan?"

"If I want ten yuan at the beginning, then who else will use money to test me in the future?" Is it really stupid?”

There are many smart people in the world, just like the president of the United States. He got an advantage, but he also made the other person feel happy. There are many people in the world who think they are smart and laugh at others self-righteously, but they don't know that they are the real fools.