Funny jokes between the sexes

1. Just now, the office MM asked me why another MM can play games with the S player on her machine. Answer, maybe the graphics card driver is not good. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. Answer, what's good for me? MM said, "I'll let you play for a while at most." After 0.0 1 s, there was no one on the table or chair, except that MM ... (I don't know why everyone went underground to look for a pen).

There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did you forget? She asked: What if I lose? Answer: I lost. My last name is Jiao. Loud voice, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes ... 3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, I want to upload it! (My computer is the company responsible for updating and uploading web pages) I said, I don't care if you sleep! She said angrily: I just want to upload, I want, I want, if you don't let me upload today, I will ignore you, hum! Seeing her angry, I had to say: OK! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? "She replied," please help me! " ....

One day, the school cleaned. PLMM clean the window. Because the window is higher. So stand on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped off. I was passing by. . MM shouted "Wipe under me". I'm scared. Ask where? MM said, "I'm down here. Please help me clean up." The whole class burst into laughter ... well, my face turned red ... 5. I used to make models in groups in school classes. I'm the team leader. One day, I took the drawing and asked a MM in the same group when she could make that part. MM is probably busy dating and rarely appears in the workshop recently. Two heads spread out and said to me, I want to make it for you, too. I don't have that much time. See if I can make it for you tonight. The two boys next to them put down their papers heavily and rushed out of the factory, covering their mouths. ...

6. My department has a plmm. Once, I wanted to take her to do an experiment, and I made an appointment to do it after work ... I forgot to surf the Internet in the afternoon, and when I was about to get off work, I suddenly received a text message from mm: Do you want to do it or not? I was at a loss and my heart was pounding ... I asked, what are you doing? Mm said loudly: let's do it, hurry up ... I'm in a hurry! Suddenly, it was quiet, and then I laughed wildly ... 7. I said to the girl A next to me, "I did it yesterday, and it was very painful, and there was blood ... that man was not gentle at all, and then he poked it there, killing me." Girl a: "you just don't know, that is, the earlier you go, the less painful it will be." It was also sauce when I went last year. " Girl b: "wow, it's scary to hear you say it." I wanted to do it this afternoon, but I was a little afraid to hear you say it. " Me: "Alas ... don't be nervous, just relax, just for a moment, then it will be fine, and it will be convenient later ..." Later, I found that many boys around me were very happy ... (In fact, we are going to get our ears pierced)

8. When I was an intern in metalworking at the university, my tutor said that boys and girls should cooperate, and everyone fainted in the same bed as XX in ............ When I was doing my homework, the two girls on the bed next to me were really funny, because the boys didn't fix the parts properly, so the girls said loudly and unhappily, please put that cylinder away, I can't fit it here! 9. I even took off my coat at work, saying that I was cold once and didn't take it off. Next to a mm said, put on your clothes, I don't even know you. induce perspiration ...

10. pour the coke, MM's hand is shaking, and pour the coke out of the cup. GG asked, why is it flowing everywhere? MM said helplessly, "But I have caught it."