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Chinese script Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng

Cast:

Ximen Chuixue

Ye Gucheng

Huamanlou

Eunuch playing the night shift

aside

Props: two bags of milk and some pieces of paper.

The first act: decisive battle against rural strangers

Narrator:

A

The quiet village was covered with snow.

Birds are dancing in the cold.

A

A man walked along the street step by step.

The wind came quietly.

Another mystery man approached.

Eunuch who works overtime:

The weather is dry and things are flammable. Be careful not to catch fire! I

'

m

Stir sauce

Oil!

Y

and

X

Meet.

X

Ohm, it's me

Sorry to knock you!

y:

Haha, never mind, baby.

x:

Excuse me, could you tell me your name?

y:

bend

Ha,

I

will not

change

my

Name!

no

material

what

It will happen.

I am

this

most

famous

——

It means "with ..."

Egucheng

(Deng Deng Deng Deng!

!

!

)

. Who are you?

x:

I am

Ximen Chuixue.

y(

Surprised

): Ar, Ximen Chuixue?

x:

Y

Es, what's wrong?

y:

I heard that you have the highest martial arts?

x:

Great, you know me!

y(

Leg hugging

)

Please, please.

……

College teachers

'

Don't kill me! Let me go!

x:

No, I have to kill you!

y:

I

no

Want to be killed. Let me go!

x:

No way! Y

Do you know that?/You know what?

y(

Suddenly stood up and said coldly

)

College teachers

'

Don't push me!

x:

Please forgive me!

(Y

Take out a bag of milk

)

x(

Grab milk

): milk, very good! I like drinking it.

y:

Please drink!

x(

Finish drinking milk

): Thank you, haha

y:

Do you still want to kill me?

x:

Of course, you must! Milk is milk.

y(

annoyed

+

relentless

):V

Very good! V

Very good! I hope you don't forget what you said! ?

x:

I am

Of course, I

No!

y:

I must teach you a lesson! if I ...

no

Beat you this time, I

Land line (short for landlines)

Never had a good life! 3-2- 1-0

& lt/b & gt； & lt/b & gt； x(

Squat down with your stomach covered.

)

Ouch! ouch!

y(

laugh out loud (LOL)

)

Haha's laughter

……

x(

sympathize with

): Help! Help! Where is the bathroom?

Y: what?

X: Tollett?

Y: what?

X: This.

《WC》？

Y: Oh, I see. Go along this street and turn right when you see a crossroads!

X: Thank you. Goodbye.

y(

Take out the paper and blow it.

): This is genuine snow!

H: stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Who are you?

magnificent

—

man

—

-Lou! Have you met Ximen Chuixue?

Yes, he was defeated by me, and now he is in

"WC" Now,

Ha ...

h(

Surprised

): Now you are the best in the world!

Y: Y

You are right!

H: Terry Fick! Y

You are my only one.

'

I'm looking! Do you want to join me?

Y: yes,

it is

Very good.

H: ok, follow me;

let us

Let's go

Y: ok,

Let's go!

(To be continued)

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