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It is said that one day Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei sat on a big ship and stayed at sea for three days and nights, starving to death.

Zhang Fei was unbearable and said; Dude, I'm starving. Why don't I cut off our penis and eat it?

Liu Bei wanted to think; This is also a good idea. Anyway, we fight every day, and we don't have that much time. It may also affect our performance on the battlefield.

Hearing this, Zhang Fei immediately took out a knife from his waist to cut off his little brother.

Guan Yu saw, busy way; Yide, you are stupid, don't worry, you eat with your hands, there is much meat!

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei suddenly woke up. Yes, I didn't expect that. At that time, all three took out their little brothers and got up.

In a few minutes. Both Zhang Fei and Guan Yu thought the size was good, but Guan Yu saw that Liu Bei was still getting it up with great interest! Then he said

Eldest brother, this is no time, you still have such luxury?

Listen to Liu Bei: you idiot, I'll make some sauce to dip in!