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One day, I was watching a VCD, and my mother came in with a book.

Mom: 'What does "I don't know." mean?'

I said: 'I don't know.'

Mom: 'I've sent you to college for a few years, how come you don't know anything?!'

I said: 'No! It's just "I don't know"!'

Mom: 'You talk back!'

After that, my mother gave me a slap in the face.

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People often say: 'Learning is a painful process.'

But I don't understand why I am always the one who gets hurt.

My mother is becoming more and more enthusiastic about learning English. As a result, my suffering is deepening day by day.

Today, she came to ask me again.

'Son!' Mom:

'" I'm very annoyance, don't tuouble me."What do you mean?'

I said: 'I'm very annoyed, don't bother me.'

Mom:' You deserve a spanking! Talking to your mother like that.'

So, I got another slap.

Mom Learns English - Continued 2

Mom asked again : 'What does "I hear nothing, reapt." mean?'

I said: 'I didn't hear clearly, say it again.'

My mother said it again: 'I hear nothing, reapt.'

I said: 'I didn't hear clearly, say it again.'

Me: 'Oh~ it hurts!'

Mom Learns English - Continued 3

Mom asked again: 'What do you say?' What does it mean?'

I said: 'What do you say?'

Mom pretended to hit me, 'Forget it! Ask another question.' Mom:

What does "Look up in the dictionary." mean?'

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I said: 'Look it up in the dictionary.'

Mom: 'You asked me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you?!'

This time, I was beaten Two slaps.

Mom Learns English - Continued 4

Mom asked again: '"You had better ask somebody." How to translate it?'

I said: 'You'd better ask others.'

Mom: 'You are my son, why should I ask others? You are itching again.'

I said :'Ah! God save me!'

Mom: 'You dare to play tricks on your mother? God can't save you!'

My mother gave me another slap.

Mom Learns English - Continued 5

'I'll ask you again.' Mom:

'"Use your head, then think it over." Again What do you mean?'

I said: 'Use your brain and think about it carefully.'

Mom: 'You damn boy, you still dare to play tricks on me?!' Then I had to do it again.

I quickly said: 'Only the mother in the world is good.'

'Well, that's pretty much it!' Mom: 'Wait a minute and I'll do it. Eat what you want and I'll ask you next time.'

I finally breathed a sigh of relief...

A younger brother heard a gossip at school and said: Every adult At least there will be an ulterior secret, just use one sentence: 'Tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing! 'You can scare them, even if you and Ben don't know anything...

When I returned home after school, when my brother met his mother, he said: "Mom, I tell you, I know The truth of the whole thing!" As soon as his mother heard what he said, she quickly gave him 20 yuan and told him no.

You can tell dad.

Seeing his mother react like this, my younger brother felt very happy. When his father came back from get off work, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" Sure enough, my father When he heard what he said, he gave him 40 yuan and told him not to tell his mother! Early the next morning, when my brother was about to go to school, he met Mr. Postman at the door delivering a letter.

The younger brother immediately said: "Uncle Postman, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" The postman showed an expression of disbelief, then opened his arms and said to him: "So you We all know, be good...come and give daddy a hug..."