Joke couplets

Shanglian:

Recalling the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children.

Downlink:

Look now, white rice, tortoise soup, a child, a bunch of wives?

Yes, intestinal penetration:

There are three teachers in one township and two villages, but they don't understand the four books, five classics and six classics. They dare to teach 789 children, which is very bold.

Tang Bohu:

Ten rooms and nine poverty, 827 money, 60 cents and 54 cents, but half-hearted, first-class dirty.

Yes, intestinal penetration:

In the picture, the dragon doesn't scream, the tiger doesn't scream, and the little boy is funny.

Tang Bohu:

In the chessboard, the car has no wheels and the horse has no food, so the general should be on his guard.

Yes, intestinal penetration:

Yingying, Yanyan, Cui Cui and Honghong are in harmony everywhere.

Tang Bohu:

Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves.

Yes, intestinal penetration:

Ten thoughts, homesickness for the country.

Tang Bohu:

Enjoy flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance.

Yes, intestinal penetration:

I'm too powerful, I'm too bold.

Tang Bohu:

You are a dirty bitch, showing half your glans.

Yes, intestinal penetration:

Your grave to plant trees.

Bohu:

Your bathtub is mixed with fish.

Yes, intestinal penetration:

Fish and greasy fruit are boiled into my stomach.

Tang Bohu:

Your mother will cook for you!