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Ask for the first and second parts of the dialogue between Li Guozhu and Jiang Xinyue [it is best to have all of them, if not, the more the better: -D)

This is not all, but the classics are all here .. Enjoy.

At the gym.

Henry: Hi, Annie! You also come. ...

Annie: What's strange about my coming? (Looking at PUAL) But I think it's a little strange that you two are coming.

Henry: Alone?

Annie: Did you see anyone else?

Henry looked at Paul, gave a wry smile and made a gesture to seal his mouth.

Henry: Lovers talk like lovers.

Anne walked up to Paul.

Annie: (glancing at Henry) He is very narcissistic, so I can understand his coming, but your coming really surprised me.

Paul: Is there a problem?

Annie: You are in a bad mood. There are many places to relieve boredom. (glancing at Henry again) Be careful when looking for friends to keep company.

Henry: (interrupting and staring at Annie) He was in a good mood just now.

Annie: A divorced man, does he really like to give up on himself?

Henry: (strange) What divorce did you just mention?

Annie: (turning to Henry) You are not qualified. Excuse me.

At Paul's house, the doorbell rang, Paul opened the door and Annie came in.

Paul: Hello!

Annie: Hi! I'm looking for my brother.

Paul: I know you can't come to me. Please come in.

Annie: What can I do for you?

Gilbert: The rough work has been done. You're just in time.

Annie: There is always something I can use. Where is the room?

Gilbert: This way.

Annie: (looking at Paul) Do you mind?

Paul: Not at all.

Henry: (looking at Annie) Hi!

Anne ignored Henry and went straight into the room with Gilbert.

Gilbert: I'm really satisfied, southeast.

Annie: Wow, it really takes time to tidy up.

Gilbert: With my efficiency, I can finish it in one night.

Annie: Is it true?

Henry knocked on the door and went into Gilbert's room.

Henry: You have a good view here.

Gilbert: You'd better be promoted to Mr. Landlord.

Henry: If I were that good, I wouldn't have to sell my house.

Gilbert: Actually, I've been meaning to ask you this question for a long time. Why? Do you owe usury?

Annie: (Youyou) Escape from the debt of love?

Henry: (quietly) Your sister really knows me.

Annie: (running behind Gilbert) Brother, remember to lock the door when you sleep. Be careful that some ladies who come out of nowhere walk into the wrong room to scare you.

Gilbert: (whispering) Henry's character is very noble. He never stops where he eats, which I know very well.

Annie: (looking up) Is that what you mean?

Gilbert: (Definitely) Yes.

Henry: (to Gilbert) Not only do you not know me as well as respect me as your sister, so I won't stand in your way. (Leaving the room)

Gilbert: (turning to Annie) Did he offend you?

Annie: (laughs) Do something. (Leaving the room)

Gilbert: Aren't you going to help me pack? Then what are you doing here?

Henry is packing in his room. Annie came in.

Henry: How's it going? what do you think?

Annie: I only have one question. This bed is so small, how can it sleep for two people?

Henry: (Laughter) I talked to Paul, and he will lend me a suite if I need it.

Annie: (supercilious look) What good brothers!

Henry: Are there any more questions?

Annie grinned and left.

Outside the police station, Henry bailed Judy, and Anne bailed her client, just in time to see Henry give Judy money and misunderstand their relationship. Henry saw Annie and went to her.

Henry: Haven't you left yet?

Annie: There is a good show.

Henry: What program?

Judy walked past Annie's car and sprained her foot on purpose. Henry was worried and went to help her.

Henry: Are you all right?

Judy: My new shoes ... (Henry looks up at Annie and takes her wallet out of her pocket in ecstasy) I'm fine, so I'll go first.

Henry: Call me when you get home. (walks up to Annie and shouts at Judy) Remember!

Annie: Is it very touching? I wonder if she has anything for me.

Henry: Just a little girl.

Annie: I'm glad you know.

Anne took out her cigarette, and Henry lit Anne's cigarette with a lighter. Anne paused and immediately lit a cigarette.

Annie: Thank you. Do you still smoke?

Henry: I like playing with lighters.

Annie: I'll go first. (Get in the car and Henry closes the door for it)

Henry: (grabbing the door with both hands) Can you give me a ride?

Annie: It's not on the way. Don't you have money to take a taxi?

Henry: (changing posture and approaching Annie) Are you afraid of me?

Annie: I am too old for you. What are you afraid of?

Henry: Don't you still like me a little?

Annie: (laughs) Bye! (driving away)

Henry: (stands up) Bye!

Henry reached into his pocket and found that his wallet was missing. He turned around and saw Annie's car turn around and start chasing. Annie saw Henry in the rearview mirror and drove away with a smile. Henry was standing in the street. Annie's car turned around and drove back. Henry walked past with a smile.

Annie: Hey, what's the matter? Haven't you waited for the bus yet?

Henry opened the car door and sat next to Annie.

Henry: I told you, you still like me a little.

Annie: Hey, I didn't say I wanted to be your driver!

Henry: Then you get off and I'll drive.

Annie: What do you want? '

Henry: I dropped my wallet.

Annie: (laughs) It's so serious! I don't know where you live.

Henry: I didn't say I was going home.

Annie: Then where do you want to go?

Henry: Find a karaoke bar and sit down for a drink.

Annie: Do you want me to lend you money to entertain those chicks?

Henry: It's for the best.

Annie gave him a bad look and started the car.

In the bar, Henry turned down a woman, playing with a lighter in his hand.

Annie: (walks behind Henry) Do you mind?

Henry: Anyway.

Annie: (sitting next to Henry) Lime soda, please. (to Henry) I thought you wouldn't let women down.

Henry: I just turned her down because I didn't want to disappoint her.

Annie: I really want to know what makes you refuse a woman.

Henry: (impatient) Do all lawyers like to get to the bottom of it?

Annie: The answer may scare you.

Henry: I don't know you very well. It should have nothing to do with me.

Annie: If I tell you that I am a lawyer representing taxi drivers, I think it will have something to do with you.

Henry: (unexpectedly) How should I react?

Annie: Surprise, fear and anxiety. Is that enough?

Henry: (looking at Annie coldly) I'm so scared.

Annie: I won't bother you. (leave)

Outside the courtroom.

Annie: I didn't expect to meet you here.

Henry: It really didn't affect your performance today.

Annie: I always know what I am doing. (Looking at Zhao Yali) I won't get in your way. (leave)

Zhao Yali: (to Henry) Is it because of me that she was so rude to you?

Henry: Are you a little arrogant?

Zhao Yali: (Laughter) You told me to have confidence in myself.

Henry: (looking at Annie's back) She's just doing her job.

At the bar.

Henry: Aren't you going to court tomorrow morning? How can I come out to play when I have time?

Annie: As long as it doesn't affect tomorrow's performance.

Henry: Are you so confident every time?

Annie: I don't know why, but I have great confidence in this case.

Henry: As a lawyer, do you have the money to take all cases?

Annie: Like doctors, you won't choose patients to save them, will you?

Henry: This is the so-called rules of the game.

Annie: I thought you didn't understand.

Henry: I don't think so.

Annie: After tomorrow, you will be even more unacceptable.

Henry: (coldly) In our present position, there should be nothing to talk about.

Annie: (pouting) Have we got along before? I don't think so.

Henry got up and left.

At the bar.

Paul: (to Henry) Usually when you come here, you won't be so serious.

Guibert: (to Henry) You feel at home here. Why are you so sad today?

Paul: For that lawsuit? Don't worry too much. Even if you really lose, you and Miss Zhao won't be in trouble.

Gilbert: I must be starting to think my sister is a little strong.

Henry: I think your sister took it personally, not personally.

Gilbert: Don't be so arrogant. Why would my sister take it out on you?

Henry: Never mind.

Paul: Actually, have you done anything to others before? She seems to have a problem with you.

Gilbert: Yes, I also suspect that you offended my sister without knowing it.

Henry: I don't remember her at all Maybe she didn't have sex at that time, so she hated me.

Gilbert: (dismissively) But to tell the truth, my sister wasn't like this ten years ago.

Henry: It's really worth studying that a person can change so much in ten years.

Paul: (seeing Annie who just walked in the door) Here she is. You can study it slowly.

Annie: Hello!

Gilbert: (to Annie) Beauty, do you have an appointment? Come on, sit together.

Annie: (to Gilbert) Do I need to make an appointment to come to this place? Boy! (sitting opposite Henry)

Paul: (to Annie) They are talking about you.

Henry: (to Annie) It's me.

Annie: I guessed right.

Henry: GIL just told me your life story. I'm curious about you.

Annie: (to Gilbert) Hey, what did you say to others?

Gilbert: (laughs) I'm just telling the truth.

Henry: What happened to you in the past ten years, or who changed you so much?

Annie: (unnatural) Yes, why?

Henry: It shouldn't be me, should it?

Annie: Actually, I am a little curious about you, too. Why does a person never change in ten years?

Henry: Ten years ago, I wouldn't go to court to make people so humiliated.

Annie: I think you can do a lot for Zhao Yali in your relationship.

Henry: Will it be unfair to her if you involve her?

Annie: I'm sorry about that. (to the other two) I won't get in your way. Have fun. (gets up and leaves)

At the bar.

Annie: What a coincidence? Are you alone?

Henry: Waiting for someone.

Annie: (Seeing Zhao Yali, to Henry) The person you are looking for has arrived.

Zhao Yali: (coming over) Hi! What a coincidence.

Henry: Hi! You are in good spirits.

Zhao Yali: Good health is the most important thing. (referring to a man not far away) My new boyfriend just came back from America and knows nothing about me.

Henry: I understand.

Zhao Yali: If I had known him earlier, so many things might not have happened.

Henry: I wish I were happy now.

Zhao Yali: That's what I told myself. All right, I won't bother you. Goodbye. (leave)

Annie: (to Henry) Do you think you have lost anything?

Henry: Do you think so highly of me? I didn't last that long.

Annie: (supercilious look) No memory either.

Henry: Actually, the loveliest thing about women is that when they meet a suitable person, they will make up their minds to change themselves.

Annie: You also think this kind of woman is cute? Aren't men most afraid of this kind of woman?

Henry: (Approaching) You have met many men, too. Why don't you seem to know much about men?

Annie: I only know that for men, women are women, and there is nothing appropriate or inappropriate, right?

Paul: (just arrived) Sorry, I'm late. Sorry.

Henry: Never mind, we just found an interesting topic.

Annie: I'm afraid you won't come and have no chance to change the subject.

Henry: (seeing a woman in a bar) I'm sorry. (walks up to that woman)

Annie: (to Paul) I bet you that he won't come back.

Paul: (laughs) Don't say that about him.

Annie: You should know what I mean.

Annie walked out of the office building and was surprised to find Henry ... ...

Annie: Are you waiting for me?

Henry: I don't know why I am here. I know how you feel now.

Annie: I want to call you, too, but I don't know what you can say when you answer the phone.

Henry: I thought about what to say when I was waiting for you just now.

Annie: I don't know if I guessed wrong, but I know what you want to say.

Henry: Let's sit down and talk.

Annie: OK.

Sitting behind five people they know well. ...

Annie: What's the matter with you?

Henry: Let me recall how long it's been since I sat down to have a good meal with such a person.

Annie: You did everything with others but didn't eat! Are you going to talk now or after dinner?

Henry: Guess what?

Annie: For example, were we an accident or a mistake? Anyway, just pretend nothing happened!

Henry: Is that what you want to tell me?

Annie: I can be smart and not say anything.

Henry: I find it strange that nothing happened.

Suddenly, Anne looked at Henry with some hesitation and doubt in her eyes.

Henry: I really didn't understand it before. Actually, you and I are the same animal. This kind of thing should not happen to us.

Anne smiled leisurely. ...

Annie: People say that others like to bring it up afterwards. I believe it now.

Henry: Now I know what my problem is.

Annie: Of course you know. You're a doctor!

Henry: My question is "I think our relationship ..."

Anne drank red wine, and her eyes froze in an instant ... (as if eager to wait for the second half of Henry's sentence, perhaps this is a confession that she never dared to expect. Although she is so confident, she can't hide her fragile side in love. )

Henry: Maybe it's more than that! Do you have something to say to me?

Annie: You said something I didn't expect you to say to me.

Henry: Actually, what I want to say is that if we both think we can get more from each other, we can come out, have a good meal and drink some wine, OK?

Anne put her hand to her mouth and smiled even sweeter. ...

Annie: Happy!

Henry: Why are you happy?

Annie: What do you think?

Henry: There is no reason to be happy.

Annie: There must be. I just can't describe it at the moment!

Henry: We can eat our first meal seriously!

Annie came home and ran into Jackie's room.

Annie: Nothing!

Run away and then run back with a smile.

Annie: Still not. "

Jackie came to Anne's room, and Anne took advantage of the bed and knocked on her leg.

Jackie: Have you calmed down?

Annie doesn't know how to answer.

Annie: It's Henry!

Jackie: What did he say to you?

Annie: A man who is not serious about his feelings found himself a man who wants to develop his feelings seriously.

Jackie: Is that you?

Annie: Is there any problem?

Jackie: Congratulations!

Annie: Optimistic or pessimistic?

Jackie: I'm not a pessimistic person.

Annie: Thank you!

Jackie: As your friend, I have never seen you so happy and excited. I'm happy for you.

Annie: They say ... a man who is tired of playing can be a reliable husband if he decides to calm down, right?

Jackie: Can feelings really make people so irrational? Wow, how to answer this question?

Annie: Hey, what do you mean?

Jackie: Do you know what you just said?

Annie: What?

Jackie: Husband!

Annie: Really? Don't think about it. ...

After Anne and Henry had a serious meal for the first time, their formal relationship was confirmed, and then they met after five o'clock. ...

Annie: (Henry pours wine for Annie) Thank you!

Henry: So we can drink so much.

Annie: Is it related to mood?

Henry: I certainly won't.

Annie: Are you playing dumb? You see, when I'm in a good mood, I say drink more!

Henry: It turns out that hypocritical men always take advantage.

Annie: You should know when to be hypocritical!

Henry: One more bottle.

Annie: OK, I can do it!

Attendant: Mr. Li, this bottle of wine is from that gentleman.

Annie: Your friend?

Henry: It looks familiar. I'm going to say hello. (stands up and walks over) I'm Henry. Do I know you?

Chris: I should know you. I'm Chris.

Henry: Where have we met?

Chris: T.K. is there. I am doing clinical practice in your hospital now. I have seen you, but you don't know me.

Henry: (looking at Chris and his girlfriend) You are happy now. Anyway, thanks for the wine.

Annie: He was badly taught so soon.

Henry: Even the worst people will be appreciated.

Then Jackie, Paul and Gilbert came in. Joe and Peter look at Anne and Henry sitting over there through the window.

Peter: Is there a performance?

Paul: This photo is a bit strange.

Peter: They have been sitting there for a long time.

Jackie: What's the matter? Why don't you say hello?

Paul: (to Jackie) Do you know something that we don't?

They know more or less what's going on over there jokingly, and they go to Anne and Henry together.

Henry: Something seems to have happened.

Jackie: What a coincidence.

Anne quickly turned around and shyly avoided the eyes of so many friends at the moment.

Paul: Why is it so mysterious? Brother Henry.

Henry: What a mystery! If it was mysterious, I wouldn't come here for dinner.

Gilbert: Is it that simple to eat?

Henry: How complicated do you think it is?

Joe: (pointing to Peter) What did you see just now?

Peter: I saw what you saw.

Joe: I saw a man. You take one bite at a time.

Peter: I saw it, too.

Henry: Who doesn't eat one mouthful at a time!

Jackie: Hey, you know what?

Gilbert: How should I know?

Jackie: No, Annie tells people everywhere.

Annie: I didn't.

Gilbert: Don't put pressure on them. Is this a good thing?

Paul: I just want to know who is the elephant and who is the tiger.

Annie: What do you mean?

Henry: Ignore them, they are talking nonsense. What are you still standing there for? Sit down and have a drink.

A few times: no, I dare not disturb you two for an engagement drink.

Peter: Actually, you two should have been together a long time ago, and no one dared to take it after separation.

Suddenly, everyone else was silent.

Peter: Me again?

Paul: There are some things you can't say.

Jackie: Joking is also a kind of learning.

Peter: It's too much trouble, alas!

Henry and Anne looked at each other, and suddenly they laughed heartily at the joke just now. The two lovers were immersed in a romantic candlelight dinner. ...

Henry saw Anne's car parked on the side of the road outside the supermarket, and there was no one in it. I think I should go shopping in the supermarket. Sure enough, in a short time, Anne walked out of the supermarket with her things. She hunched over in the car looking for something. Henry thought for a moment and then went over.

Henry: What are you looking for? Cigarettes or fire?

Annie looked up and saw it was him, so she got out of the car and smiled gently. It seems to be self-deprecating.

Annie: You left so early? (refers to leaving after five o'clock)

Henry: I want to tell you that it was not fun for me to stay there while you were away.

Annie didn't expect him to speak so directly, so she immediately fell silent and closed the door. Paused, turned and looked at him.

Annie: How do you want me to understand what you just said?

Henry: Do you want me to be clear? Or do you want to tell me that you will understand what I said from another angle?

Anne didn't answer him. Reach for the cigarette case and pull out a cigarette. As usual, Henry took out a lighter and lit her cigarette. She turned her head to the fire and lit the cigarette. Suddenly found that the lighter is not the one before. Suddenly, the past came out one by one ... I won't miss anything.

She asked him out ten years ago, and the invitation was written in the book where she was still with him. It's a pity that fate is mysterious. One day ten years later, Henry saw it. He asked her, "I didn't know you asked me out until ten years later, Jiang Xinyue. Did I lose anything? " Annie smiled. God really plays tricks on people.

After walking out of the fifth floor, Henry stopped Annie and said, "Hey! I think I really missed something! "

"What do you say?" Annie smiled brightly.

"Could it be a cup of coffee?"

As a result, her coffee machine slowly smoked. They regained their missed feelings in a kiss.

But the good times didn't last long, and Henry had a relapse. He's still afraid to really get into a relationship.

The night Anne waited for him, she blew out the candle lit for him and put out the fire of love burning for him in her heart. Unexpectedly, now he regrets it. Anne laughed at herself. This is very interesting.

Annie: How many girlfriends have you given you lighters before?

Henry: I bought it myself.

Annie: Buy a lighter without smoking?

Henry: ... I bought it for you. If I can still light your cigarette, that lighter ... doesn't work. Although there are some things I will never forget, it doesn't mean that I will give them up. If I lose them, I will feel sorry.

Annie: It's not that cheap. If you give up, you can't take it back.

Henry: Maybe there will be someone to accompany me in the future, and I feel sorry and pity.

Annie: That's interesting. I intend to give up smoking. I just told myself, this is the last one.

Henry: He did his job and lit a cigarette for you.

Henry went to shake her hand, first with his left hand, then with his right. Anne's hand trembled slightly. He drew her closer to himself.

Henry: I forget how long it's been since I held someone's hand. I thought I didn't understand, but I can still.

She tried to break free, but she could do nothing. Henry is still her demon. When Henry tried hard, he easily held her in his arms.

Annie's nose is sour and almost crying. How much injustice and suffering have you suffered in order to get his love and hug? Hold him tight.

After a while, Anne tried to break free, but Henry held on tight and held on tighter.

Annie: This is the street!

Henry: ...

He has been waiting for this moment for a long time. How could he let go easily?