When a programmer meets a tea ceremony, you can never imagine this scene!

This is a tea lover drinking tea with a technical programmer and tea-illiterate...

Scene: Office. The decoration is completed and the tea sets are in place one by one. Get ready to make tea. The programmer heard the sound and came and sat at the tea table.

Programmer: Ai You, why is the tea table so shabby? Look, there are still a few holes here. Spending so much money on a second-hand item is a waste!

Me: Well... This is a retro style, so that when drinking tea, you can enter a state of return to simplicity more quickly, and then meditate.

Programmer: Huh? How do you boil water in an iron kettle? The thermal conductivity of iron is at least 3 times lower than that of copper and aluminum. It is too inefficient, energy-saving and environmentally friendly.

Me: The iron kettle can release trace amounts of iron ions and absorb chlorine ions in the water. The boiled water is similar to mountain spring water.

Programmer: Wow, this purple clay teapot seems to have been dirty for a long time. Haven't you cleaned it? I need to give it a good brushing

Me: This is called patina. Only pots that have been kept for a long time will have this kind of luster. Don’t worry, the pot is very clean! ! The maintenance of purple clay teapots is very particular. The first thing is to clean them in time after drinking tea.

Programmer: Tsk... How long has it been since you washed this cup? The lines are full of tea stains. Use toothpaste to scrub them, maybe they can come out.

Me: Uh...it's not dirty, just be patient. This is a Ru kiln open-piece cup. It will have such a simple texture only after it is cultivated.

Programmer: Huh, are you talking back? The pot and cup are clean, why don't you scald them again with boiling water?

Me: This is a warm pot and a warm cup. The purpose is to prepare the temperature of the pot and cup...

Programmer: Hey, hey, hey... Are you dizzy? I just made tea and haven’t drank it yet. Why did I pour it?

Me: The first step is to wake up the tea. This is to allow the tea to stretch its waist before it encounters hot water, so that the subsequent tea will taste better.

Programmer: Let me see, people who drink tea like this are idle, wasting time, water, electricity and energy, and they don’t feel like they are working. Don’t you need to assess KPIs? So how do you measure your ROI?

Me: What? What I? ...Tasting tea is a way to create a slow life. The time for tea is to temporarily escape from the busyness and enjoy a moment of peace, so that people can calm down! (I endured...drinking tea jokes and drinking tea with a tea blind person... As a result, I burst into tears!

Programmer: What's the point of drinking such a small cup in one gulp? You can quench your thirst with it How long are you going to drink? (Take out a big thermos cup) Just pour it all for me, drink it happily...

Me: OMG... (Bear it a little longer...) Just be quiet for a while. Okay? Only by sipping slowly from a small cup can you appreciate the aroma changes of each brew, and the more you drink, the more enjoyable you will be.

Programmer: ...Huh? You still have some incense in the incense burner. ? There are no mosquitoes in the daytime, do you still need to repell them?

Programmer: I heard that some tea is stored in dark places for several years. Isn’t it easy to get moldy? This is unhealthy and hygienic. !

Me: Well... you are talking about Pu'er tea. It does not exist in a dark place. It just needs to be protected from light, kept at a constant temperature, and dried, and the stored Pu'er tea must be stored regularly. It has a rich and mellow taste, not a musty taste.

Programmer: After drinking it for a long time, what kind of tea is this?

Me: Strong. Scented Tieguanyin. If you are just starting to drink tea, strong-flavored tea is suitable for you to get the feeling quickly, but light-flavored tea is not suitable.

Programmer: Tieguanyin is so complicated and fragrant. It’s also strong and fragrant. What’s the difference between orchid and osmanthus? Aren’t they both the same Tieguanyin?

Me: ...the difference in fragrance is due to the difference in post-production workmanship and craftsmanship.

Programmer: Shenma? Manual? We are in the age of industrial production. How fast is it to use mechanical assembly lines? Manual production affects efficiency. No wonder the price of tea is always too high and the cost is not well controlled.

Programmer: By the way, tea has always been said to be good for health. I think we should study the proportion of trace elements contained in each tea, and then introduce the trace elements and proportions to consumers. ……

This is not true, this is not true~~~

Facing the sea | Spring flowers are blooming

Okay, I want to be quiet, but in the end You have to think about life

So friends:

1. What do you drink in the daily life of programmers? Name your favorite drink.

2. In addition to tea ceremony, how can you improve your self-cultivation and sentiment?

3. Have you ever encountered any dilemma or comedy in cross-industry communication?

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