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One morning, a mobile boss suddenly felt very urgent outside and had to find a public toilet.

"What do you do?" Cried the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I am a mobile boss, in a hurry. \"

"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Auntie.

"Okay, how much is it? \"

"50 cents in, 30 cents out." Aunt looked at him.

"Out of things will charge? "The boss stared.

"What are you looking at? We implement two-way charging here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way.

"Well, I'll pay. "The boss took out ten dollars.

"Shit or pee?" Aunt asked with money.

"Mama of, hurry up. \"

"Well, do you need a set meal? There is a discount for 50 stools and 30 stools at a time. " Aunt said.

"Stop it, I'll go in first and pay immediately." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and went out for a long time.

"Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay fifty cents for the selection. When you were in there, you didn't say you wouldn't choose to let it go.

Music, so 60 cents each time. Besides, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it, and the first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute.

And then charge 40 cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. Besides, because your excrement occupies our

The sewer is broadband, please pay RMB for another month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole.

Please pay the caller ID fee 1 yuan. "The boss has been staying there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't charge cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. If it is overdue, it will be paid per thousand points every day.

We won't notify the late payment fee for the third fee, and we will collect it by legal means when it reaches 1000 yuan.

As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss fainted in the urinal with a splash! !

The mobile boss said in a daze: Is there a king's law?

Aunt said: my site, I have the final say.