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Do you think shine your shoes?
Sing: I'm sitting on the road. My business is about to open.
I sat on the road. My business is about to open.
Whether male or female, whether old or young.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
I'm looking around. No, man. I'm bragging.
I did a waist lift, so I am a rich man.
Attractive eight * * * to the iron rice bowl.
I closed the board after eating a bowl of miscellaneous vegetables.
I closed the door and didn't get paid (I was laid off with honor)
Back home, no money to spend, came to the street to shine shoes.
Not afraid of cold, not afraid of heat, not afraid of fatigue, not afraid of hunger.
Earn two dollars to laugh. Wife and children drink porridge.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it's bright?
From south to north
Shandong Huguang
Siping's Jilin's so Tonghua Yanbian Tumen's
Baicheng, Changchun, Heilongjiang, Harbin.
Daqing Yonghong Jiamusi to Liaoning
Shenyang Yingkou Dandong Benxi Liaoyang
Fushun, Dalian, Jinzhou, Haicheng and Anshan
Tianjin, Chongqing, Hohhot and Beijing
Shanxi, Fujian, Shenzhen, Macau and Taiwan Province provinces.
Hubei, Guangxi, Ningxia and Hainan in Sichuan.
Xinjiang returned to Hong Kong on 1997.
Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia, the Soviet Union
Japan, the United States, Tanzania and Laos.
Britain, France, Romania and Congo.
India, Mongolia, Yugoslavia and Peru
Singing: Let's all polish our shoes. Do you feel bright?
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? . . .
White; Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Soldiers, guards on guard, guard the frontier of the motherland.
Donation for flood fighting and earthquake relief
Procuratorial United Front of Disciplinary Committee of Public Security Court
Industry and commerce, taxation, transportation, aviation and railways
Toll collection at the bridgehead intersection.
The company's shopping malls and mining enterprises are all waiting for jobs.
Those who have carried guns and been injured, take a back seat and enjoy happiness.
The supply, sale and food company is responsible for meat.
Landscaping, health, sports and culture
Freight of Telecom (then) Urban Management Brigade of Post Office
Water supply, power supply and family planning hospitals
Account managers, money managers, singers with ligatures and rings:
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
White:
Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Hotel's hotel's
Decorate the hotel
Hardware, household appliances
Repairmen and welders.
Pedicure, shaved head, monkey on the roadside
Draw stickers, tell fortune, and sell pictures.
Paging in a rented telephone booth
The vendor of carts squatted in the market to sell orders.
Sell vegetables, rice, tables, chairs and coffee tables.
Sell wine, cigarettes, crabs, prawns and seafood.
Oil seller, vinegar seller, pepper seller and fennel seller.
Sell sugar, tea, pancakes and twist.
Flowers, fish, oranges, apples and pears.
Birds, dogs and pigs.
Selling roast chicken, selling tea and eggs, and selling noodles in grain and oil stores.
Sell shoes, cloth, knitwear and trousers.
Sell gloves, sell sheets.
A suit seller, a shirt seller
Selling books, newspapers, sexually transmitted diseases and advertisements.
Turtles sell deer whips and apply them with divine oil for a day.
Impotence, premature ejaculation, irregular menstruation, and not singing for half a month;
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it's bright?
Try to clean and sweep the floor.
Storytellers, singers, magicians and acrobats
Martial arts, boxing, making airplanes and ships.
Oil, coal, missiles.
Archaeology >>
Question 2: Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? light
Question 3: Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? Thank you, everyone.
Question 4: What are the lyrics of Shoe Shining? Track: shine shoes
Album: northeast duet
I'm sitting on the road, on the road.
My business will open.
I'm sitting on the road, on the road.
My business will open.
Male or female.
Whether old or young.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish and white shoe polish
Brown shoe polish has everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
I looked around.
No, man, I'm bragging.
I hit my waist and breathed.
I am a rich man.
Lao Bai gan ba fen
The iron rice bowl given by * *
I eat a bowl and take a bowl.
Mixed unit sealing plate.
Close the door without paying.
(I'm fucking) gloriously laid off.
When I got home, I had no money to spend.
Come and shine your shoes in the street.
Not afraid of cold or heat.
Not afraid of fatigue, not afraid of hunger.
Make two dollars and walk there.
Wife and children drink porridge.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish and white shoe polish
Brown shoe polish has everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
From south to north
Shandong Huguang
Siping of Jilin Province
So Tonghua Yanbian Tumen's
Changchun Baicheng
Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province
Daqing yonghong
Jiamusi to Liaoning
Yingkou, Shenyang
Dandong Benxi Liaoyang
Dalian Fushun
Jinzhou Haicheng Anshan
From Tianjin to Chongqing
Hohhot, Beijing
Shanxi, Fujian
Shenzhen, Macau and Taiwan Province provinces.
From Hubei to Hainan
Guangxi, Ningxia and Sichuan
* * * In Xinjiang
1997 Return to Hong Kong
Korean, Vietnamese
Malaysian Soviet
Japan, USA
So Tanzania and Laos
Britain, France
So Romania, Congo
Especially Mongolian.
Yugoslavia, Peru
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish and white shoe polish
Brown shoe polish has everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Soldiers on guard
Defend the frontiers of the motherland
Flood fighting and emergency rescue
Donate money for earthquake relief
Public security court
Disciplinary Committee procuratorial United front
Industrial and commercial tax
Transportation, aviation and railways
Investigation and tax collection
Qiaotou intersection toll
The company's shopping center
Waiting for posts in mining enterprises
Those people with guns were injured.
Take a back seat and enjoy happiness.
Supply and sale
A food company responsible for meat.
landscaping
Health, sports and culture
Telecommunications in the post office
(So) Freight of Urban Management Brigade
Water supply
Family planning hospital
Bookkeeper, money keeper
Good at ligating and wearing rings.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.
Black shoe polish and white shoe polish
Brown shoe polish has everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Hotel's hotel's
Decorate the hotel
Hardware, household appliances
Repairmen and welders.
Pedicure and shaving
Monkeys on the roadside
Suction and paste divination
Palmist, painter
Acquisition and lease
Pager in the telephone booth
Cart-mounted
Squatting in the market to sell orders
Vegetable seller, rice seller
Sell tables, chairs and coffee tables
Wine seller, cigarette seller
Crabs, prawns and seafood sellers
Oil seller and vinegar seller
Sell pepper, fennel and vegetarian food.
Sugar seller, tea seller
Sell pancakes, fruits and twists.
Flower seller, fish seller
Sell oranges, apples and pears.
Bird seller, dog seller
Sell hooves and push out pig hands
Selling roast chicken, selling tea eggs
The noodle seller in the grain and oil store
Shoe seller, cloth seller
Knitwear and trousers seller
Sell gloves, sell sheets.
A suit seller, a shirt seller
Book seller, newspaper seller
Dujiahe advertisement
Sell turtles, sell deer whip
Rub it for a day.
impotence and premature ejaculation
Menstruation is not allowed to be worse than half a month.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.
Black shoe polish and white shoe polish
Brown shoe polish has everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes.
Do you think it's bright?
Work hard
Clean up, sweep the floor
Storyteller, opera singer
Magic juggler
Martial arts fighter
Make airplanes and ships.
Oil, coal
Specializing in missiles
Archaeological, exploratory
Stool and urine
Promotion and layoff
Invest and set up a factory by yourself.
Rich, bankrupt
I can't borrow it.
Smuggler, drug addict
Cheating at the mahjong table
Open ... >>
Question 5: Those shiny black shoes were polished by that lyric.
Singing: Wang Xingcun
Lyrics: Wang Xingcun
Composer: Wang Xingcun
Arranged by Wang Xingcun
Mixed shrinkage: Wang Xingcun
lyrics
Walking on the streets of the city,
My leather shoes are a little dirty.
There was a kind call,
Shoe polish, two yuan a pair.
I followed the shouts and looked around the corner.
Aunt shoeshine lined up.
A group of fashionable handsome men and women,
Lying in a chair gloating.
I also want to polish my shoes black and shiny.
It's nice to have a view in the city.
But I'm covered in mud,
We have to transport the cement back to the construction site.
Shoe-shining, shoe-shining, small work has a big article.
Wenzhou people began to build houses after shining their shoes.
House prices have soared and there is a shortage of housing across the country.
Shoe polish, shoe polish,
Small shoe brushes have power.
It makes young people confident,
Wipe the old man towards a well-off life.
Question 6: Shoe shoes. What do you mean by cool? 20 points should be whether you say it's bright or not.
Question 7: I am sitting on the road, and my business is about to open.
I sat on the road. My business is about to open.
Whether male or female, whether old or young.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
I'm looking around. No, man. I'm bragging.
I did a waist lift, so I am a rich man.
Attractive eight * * * to the iron rice bowl.
I closed the board after eating a bowl of miscellaneous vegetables.
I closed the door and didn't get paid (I was laid off with honor)
Back home, no money to spend, came to the street to shine shoes.
Not afraid of cold, not afraid of heat, not afraid of fatigue, not afraid of hunger.
Earn two dollars to laugh. Wife and children drink porridge.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
From south to north
Shandong Huguang
Siping's Jilin's so Tonghua Yanbian Tumen's
Baicheng, Changchun, Heilongjiang, Harbin.
Daqing Yonghong Jiamusi to Liaoning
Shenyang Yingkou Dandong Benxi Liaoyang
Fushun, Dalian, Jinzhou, Haicheng and Anshan
Tianjin, Chongqing, Hohhot and Beijing
Shanxi, Fujian, Shenzhen, Macau and Taiwan Province provinces.
Hubei, Guangxi, Ningxia and Hainan in Sichuan.
Xinjiang returned to Hong Kong on 1997.
Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia, the Soviet Union
Japan, the United States, Tanzania and Laos.
Britain, France, Romania and Congo.
India, Mongolia, Yugoslavia and Peru
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Soldiers, guards on guard, guard the frontier of the motherland.
Donation for flood fighting and earthquake relief
Procuratorial United Front of Disciplinary Committee of Public Security Court
Industry and commerce, taxation, transportation, aviation and railways
Toll collection at the bridgehead intersection.
The company's shopping malls and mining enterprises are all waiting for jobs.
Those who have carried guns and been injured, take a back seat and enjoy happiness.
The supply, sale and food company is responsible for meat.
Landscaping, health, sports and culture
Freight of Telecom (then) Urban Management Brigade of Post Office
Water supply, power supply and family planning hospitals
In charge of accounts, money, vasectomy and piercing.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Hotel's hotel's
Decorate the hotel
Hardware, household appliances
Repairmen and welders.
Pedicure, shaved head, monkey on the roadside
Draw stickers, tell fortune, and sell pictures.
Paging in a rented telephone booth
The vendor of carts squatted in the market to sell orders.
Sell vegetables, rice, tables, chairs and coffee tables.
Sell wine, cigarettes, crabs, prawns and seafood.
Oil seller, vinegar seller, pepper seller and fennel seller.
Sell sugar, tea, pancakes and twist.
Flowers, fish, oranges, apples and pears.
Birds, dogs and pigs.
Selling roast chicken, selling tea and eggs, and selling noodles in grain and oil stores.
Sell shoes, cloth, knitwear and trousers.
Sell gloves, sell sheets.
A suit seller, a shirt seller
Selling books, newspapers, sexually transmitted diseases and advertisements.
Turtles sell deer whips and apply them with divine oil for a day.
Impotence, premature ejaculation, no bad menstruation for half a month.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.
Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?
Try to clean and sweep the floor.
Storytellers, singers, magicians and acrobats
Martial arts, boxing, making airplanes and ships.
Oil, coal, missiles.
Archaeological exploration, shit and pee, all in charge
Those who have been promoted and laid off have invested in their own factories.
Rich, bankrupt, unable to borrow, panting
Smuggler >>
Question 8: There is a song called "Brush Your Shoes, Brush Your Shoes", which was written by Li Yuhang.
Question 9: Shoe-shine song: Shoe-shine singing: DJ Yang Yang song attribution: * * *
Editor: Unique QQ: 708904 179
Screen name: Gong N Long Real name: Qi Guilong
+I pay attention to shoeshine.
Corruption, bribery and suffering in prison. ah
On the way to escape, I drank some wine. That's not bragging.
Those who spend money, those who suffer from poverty, and those who kidnap and sell women and children.
In front of the door, the fucking doorman, food and accommodation are free.
There's a sauna, a foot bath, and he runs when his mother sees the police.
Prostitute, prostitute, the one who caused Xiaoping's divorce.
God, ghosts, religions and Falun Gong.
Knights, fucking gunmen, poor gangs.
Some people sing, some people offer flowers, some people hug young ladies, and some people touch Niu Niu.
Check in, fucking bed. Those who do * * * are called Niang.
Screaming, wanting to spend, saying that a buddy is doing three things.
There are 100 thousand and 1 million. I want to do it when I see girls.
I quit. Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Sell vegetables, rice, tables and chairs, and tea tables.
Buy sugar, buy tea, sell pancakes, juice, and twist.
Buy pots, bowls, photography and film.
Buy roast chicken, tea eggs and dried noodles at the grain and oil store.
Those who buy underwear, sheets, suits, ties and old people's hair.
Buy books, sell newspapers, and advertise sexually transmitted diseases.
Buy a bastard, buy a roadside stall and touch the oil all day.
Impotence, premature ejaculation and menorrhagia are not allowed to be delayed for half a month.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
What a beautiful girl in Datun!
There are two bombs on the chest,
The more I look at it, the more worried I am.
Ah, the more I watch it, the more I like it.
Looking at the store,
Let's go for a walk in the nightclub.
Come forward and hold my sister's hand,
I wonder how much it costs. You come with me,
If you go with me, you won't leave for nothing.
Ah, man, take you out for a drink,
Let's talk about drinking,
Drink chivas regal if you want,
You take a bite, I take a bite,
Drunk, we took a taxi,
As long as my little sister wants to,
How many nights do you want to stay,
As long as the tip is in place,
She can do any flower work,
There are big splits, small splits and old roots!
Front backpack, back backpack, go through * * * to get it!
The Soviet Red Army boycotted the railway,
The Japanese play foreign guns,
Close the window, close the door,
Fuck the children's host.
Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?
Hong Kong and Macao are all returned.
Only the treasure land of Taiwan Province Province is needed.
Lee Teng-hui is fucking bragging
He is independent in Taiwan Province Province.
Americans are not things.
He brought atmosphere to Taiwan Province province.
Sold to cannons and planes.
It's all fucking old machines.
Zhu F is a good prime minister.
Who wants to be independent and not allowed?
If Lee Teng-hui pretends to be better than
Everyone is messing with him.
Everyone comes to shine shoes, shine shoes.
Do you feel bright?
Seeking adoption is a satisfactory answer. ...& gt& gt
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