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Do you think shine your shoes?

Question 1: There is a song whose lyrics are "Shoe your shoes, shine your shoes, do you think it will shine?"

Sing: I'm sitting on the road. My business is about to open.

I sat on the road. My business is about to open.

Whether male or female, whether old or young.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

I'm looking around. No, man. I'm bragging.

I did a waist lift, so I am a rich man.

Attractive eight * * * to the iron rice bowl.

I closed the board after eating a bowl of miscellaneous vegetables.

I closed the door and didn't get paid (I was laid off with honor)

Back home, no money to spend, came to the street to shine shoes.

Not afraid of cold, not afraid of heat, not afraid of fatigue, not afraid of hunger.

Earn two dollars to laugh. Wife and children drink porridge.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it's bright?

From south to north

Shandong Huguang

Siping's Jilin's so Tonghua Yanbian Tumen's

Baicheng, Changchun, Heilongjiang, Harbin.

Daqing Yonghong Jiamusi to Liaoning

Shenyang Yingkou Dandong Benxi Liaoyang

Fushun, Dalian, Jinzhou, Haicheng and Anshan

Tianjin, Chongqing, Hohhot and Beijing

Shanxi, Fujian, Shenzhen, Macau and Taiwan Province provinces.

Hubei, Guangxi, Ningxia and Hainan in Sichuan.

Xinjiang returned to Hong Kong on 1997.

Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia, the Soviet Union

Japan, the United States, Tanzania and Laos.

Britain, France, Romania and Congo.

India, Mongolia, Yugoslavia and Peru

Singing: Let's all polish our shoes. Do you feel bright?

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? . . .

White; Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Soldiers, guards on guard, guard the frontier of the motherland.

Donation for flood fighting and earthquake relief

Procuratorial United Front of Disciplinary Committee of Public Security Court

Industry and commerce, taxation, transportation, aviation and railways

Toll collection at the bridgehead intersection.

The company's shopping malls and mining enterprises are all waiting for jobs.

Those who have carried guns and been injured, take a back seat and enjoy happiness.

The supply, sale and food company is responsible for meat.

Landscaping, health, sports and culture

Freight of Telecom (then) Urban Management Brigade of Post Office

Water supply, power supply and family planning hospitals

Account managers, money managers, singers with ligatures and rings:

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?

White:

Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Hotel's hotel's

Decorate the hotel

Hardware, household appliances

Repairmen and welders.

Pedicure, shaved head, monkey on the roadside

Draw stickers, tell fortune, and sell pictures.

Paging in a rented telephone booth

The vendor of carts squatted in the market to sell orders.

Sell vegetables, rice, tables, chairs and coffee tables.

Sell wine, cigarettes, crabs, prawns and seafood.

Oil seller, vinegar seller, pepper seller and fennel seller.

Sell sugar, tea, pancakes and twist.

Flowers, fish, oranges, apples and pears.

Birds, dogs and pigs.

Selling roast chicken, selling tea and eggs, and selling noodles in grain and oil stores.

Sell shoes, cloth, knitwear and trousers.

Sell gloves, sell sheets.

A suit seller, a shirt seller

Selling books, newspapers, sexually transmitted diseases and advertisements.

Turtles sell deer whips and apply them with divine oil for a day.

Impotence, premature ejaculation, irregular menstruation, and not singing for half a month;

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it's bright?

Try to clean and sweep the floor.

Storytellers, singers, magicians and acrobats

Martial arts, boxing, making airplanes and ships.

Oil, coal, missiles.

Archaeology >>

Question 2: Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? light

Question 3: Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright? Thank you, everyone.

Question 4: What are the lyrics of Shoe Shining? Track: shine shoes

Album: northeast duet

I'm sitting on the road, on the road.

My business will open.

I'm sitting on the road, on the road.

My business will open.

Male or female.

Whether old or young.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish and white shoe polish

Brown shoe polish has everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

I looked around.

No, man, I'm bragging.

I hit my waist and breathed.

I am a rich man.

Lao Bai gan ba fen

The iron rice bowl given by * *

I eat a bowl and take a bowl.

Mixed unit sealing plate.

Close the door without paying.

(I'm fucking) gloriously laid off.

When I got home, I had no money to spend.

Come and shine your shoes in the street.

Not afraid of cold or heat.

Not afraid of fatigue, not afraid of hunger.

Make two dollars and walk there.

Wife and children drink porridge.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish and white shoe polish

Brown shoe polish has everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

From south to north

Shandong Huguang

Siping of Jilin Province

So Tonghua Yanbian Tumen's

Changchun Baicheng

Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province

Daqing yonghong

Jiamusi to Liaoning

Yingkou, Shenyang

Dandong Benxi Liaoyang

Dalian Fushun

Jinzhou Haicheng Anshan

From Tianjin to Chongqing

Hohhot, Beijing

Shanxi, Fujian

Shenzhen, Macau and Taiwan Province provinces.

From Hubei to Hainan

Guangxi, Ningxia and Sichuan

* * * In Xinjiang

1997 Return to Hong Kong

Korean, Vietnamese

Malaysian Soviet

Japan, USA

So Tanzania and Laos

Britain, France

So Romania, Congo

Especially Mongolian.

Yugoslavia, Peru

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish and white shoe polish

Brown shoe polish has everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Soldiers on guard

Defend the frontiers of the motherland

Flood fighting and emergency rescue

Donate money for earthquake relief

Public security court

Disciplinary Committee procuratorial United front

Industrial and commercial tax

Transportation, aviation and railways

Investigation and tax collection

Qiaotou intersection toll

The company's shopping center

Waiting for posts in mining enterprises

Those people with guns were injured.

Take a back seat and enjoy happiness.

Supply and sale

A food company responsible for meat.

landscaping

Health, sports and culture

Telecommunications in the post office

(So) Freight of Urban Management Brigade

Water supply

Family planning hospital

Bookkeeper, money keeper

Good at ligating and wearing rings.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.

Black shoe polish and white shoe polish

Brown shoe polish has everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Hotel's hotel's

Decorate the hotel

Hardware, household appliances

Repairmen and welders.

Pedicure and shaving

Monkeys on the roadside

Suction and paste divination

Palmist, painter

Acquisition and lease

Pager in the telephone booth

Cart-mounted

Squatting in the market to sell orders

Vegetable seller, rice seller

Sell tables, chairs and coffee tables

Wine seller, cigarette seller

Crabs, prawns and seafood sellers

Oil seller and vinegar seller

Sell pepper, fennel and vegetarian food.

Sugar seller, tea seller

Sell pancakes, fruits and twists.

Flower seller, fish seller

Sell oranges, apples and pears.

Bird seller, dog seller

Sell hooves and push out pig hands

Selling roast chicken, selling tea eggs

The noodle seller in the grain and oil store

Shoe seller, cloth seller

Knitwear and trousers seller

Sell gloves, sell sheets.

A suit seller, a shirt seller

Book seller, newspaper seller

Dujiahe advertisement

Sell turtles, sell deer whip

Rub it for a day.

impotence and premature ejaculation

Menstruation is not allowed to be worse than half a month.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.

Black shoe polish and white shoe polish

Brown shoe polish has everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes.

Do you think it's bright?

Work hard

Clean up, sweep the floor

Storyteller, opera singer

Magic juggler

Martial arts fighter

Make airplanes and ships.

Oil, coal

Specializing in missiles

Archaeological, exploratory

Stool and urine

Promotion and layoff

Invest and set up a factory by yourself.

Rich, bankrupt

I can't borrow it.

Smuggler, drug addict

Cheating at the mahjong table

Open ... >>

Question 5: Those shiny black shoes were polished by that lyric.

Singing: Wang Xingcun

Lyrics: Wang Xingcun

Composer: Wang Xingcun

Arranged by Wang Xingcun

Mixed shrinkage: Wang Xingcun

lyrics

Walking on the streets of the city,

My leather shoes are a little dirty.

There was a kind call,

Shoe polish, two yuan a pair.

I followed the shouts and looked around the corner.

Aunt shoeshine lined up.

A group of fashionable handsome men and women,

Lying in a chair gloating.

I also want to polish my shoes black and shiny.

It's nice to have a view in the city.

But I'm covered in mud,

We have to transport the cement back to the construction site.

Shoe-shining, shoe-shining, small work has a big article.

Wenzhou people began to build houses after shining their shoes.

House prices have soared and there is a shortage of housing across the country.

Shoe polish, shoe polish,

Small shoe brushes have power.

It makes young people confident,

Wipe the old man towards a well-off life.

Question 6: Shoe shoes. What do you mean by cool? 20 points should be whether you say it's bright or not.

Question 7: I am sitting on the road, and my business is about to open.

I sat on the road. My business is about to open.

Whether male or female, whether old or young.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

I'm looking around. No, man. I'm bragging.

I did a waist lift, so I am a rich man.

Attractive eight * * * to the iron rice bowl.

I closed the board after eating a bowl of miscellaneous vegetables.

I closed the door and didn't get paid (I was laid off with honor)

Back home, no money to spend, came to the street to shine shoes.

Not afraid of cold, not afraid of heat, not afraid of fatigue, not afraid of hunger.

Earn two dollars to laugh. Wife and children drink porridge.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

From south to north

Shandong Huguang

Siping's Jilin's so Tonghua Yanbian Tumen's

Baicheng, Changchun, Heilongjiang, Harbin.

Daqing Yonghong Jiamusi to Liaoning

Shenyang Yingkou Dandong Benxi Liaoyang

Fushun, Dalian, Jinzhou, Haicheng and Anshan

Tianjin, Chongqing, Hohhot and Beijing

Shanxi, Fujian, Shenzhen, Macau and Taiwan Province provinces.

Hubei, Guangxi, Ningxia and Hainan in Sichuan.

Xinjiang returned to Hong Kong on 1997.

Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia, the Soviet Union

Japan, the United States, Tanzania and Laos.

Britain, France, Romania and Congo.

India, Mongolia, Yugoslavia and Peru

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arms (then) for two yuan and five pairs.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Soldiers, guards on guard, guard the frontier of the motherland.

Donation for flood fighting and earthquake relief

Procuratorial United Front of Disciplinary Committee of Public Security Court

Industry and commerce, taxation, transportation, aviation and railways

Toll collection at the bridgehead intersection.

The company's shopping malls and mining enterprises are all waiting for jobs.

Those who have carried guns and been injured, take a back seat and enjoy happiness.

The supply, sale and food company is responsible for meat.

Landscaping, health, sports and culture

Freight of Telecom (then) Urban Management Brigade of Post Office

Water supply, power supply and family planning hospitals

In charge of accounts, money, vasectomy and piercing.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Hotel's hotel's

Decorate the hotel

Hardware, household appliances

Repairmen and welders.

Pedicure, shaved head, monkey on the roadside

Draw stickers, tell fortune, and sell pictures.

Paging in a rented telephone booth

The vendor of carts squatted in the market to sell orders.

Sell vegetables, rice, tables, chairs and coffee tables.

Sell wine, cigarettes, crabs, prawns and seafood.

Oil seller, vinegar seller, pepper seller and fennel seller.

Sell sugar, tea, pancakes and twist.

Flowers, fish, oranges, apples and pears.

Birds, dogs and pigs.

Selling roast chicken, selling tea and eggs, and selling noodles in grain and oil stores.

Sell shoes, cloth, knitwear and trousers.

Sell gloves, sell sheets.

A suit seller, a shirt seller

Selling books, newspapers, sexually transmitted diseases and advertisements.

Turtles sell deer whips and apply them with divine oil for a day.

Impotence, premature ejaculation, no bad menstruation for half a month.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Swing your arm (then) two (hundred) pairs of 5 1.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it will glow?

Try to clean and sweep the floor.

Storytellers, singers, magicians and acrobats

Martial arts, boxing, making airplanes and ships.

Oil, coal, missiles.

Archaeological exploration, shit and pee, all in charge

Those who have been promoted and laid off have invested in their own factories.

Rich, bankrupt, unable to borrow, panting

Smuggler >>

Question 8: There is a song called "Brush Your Shoes, Brush Your Shoes", which was written by Li Yuhang.

Question 9: Shoe-shine song: Shoe-shine singing: DJ Yang Yang song attribution: * * *

Editor: Unique QQ: 708904 179

Screen name: Gong N Long Real name: Qi Guilong

+I pay attention to shoeshine.

Corruption, bribery and suffering in prison. ah

On the way to escape, I drank some wine. That's not bragging.

Those who spend money, those who suffer from poverty, and those who kidnap and sell women and children.

In front of the door, the fucking doorman, food and accommodation are free.

There's a sauna, a foot bath, and he runs when his mother sees the police.

Prostitute, prostitute, the one who caused Xiaoping's divorce.

God, ghosts, religions and Falun Gong.

Knights, fucking gunmen, poor gangs.

Some people sing, some people offer flowers, some people hug young ladies, and some people touch Niu Niu.

Check in, fucking bed. Those who do * * * are called Niang.

Screaming, wanting to spend, saying that a buddy is doing three things.

There are 100 thousand and 1 million. I want to do it when I see girls.

I quit. Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?

Sell vegetables, rice, tables and chairs, and tea tables.

Buy sugar, buy tea, sell pancakes, juice, and twist.

Buy pots, bowls, photography and film.

Buy roast chicken, tea eggs and dried noodles at the grain and oil store.

Those who buy underwear, sheets, suits, ties and old people's hair.

Buy books, sell newspapers, and advertise sexually transmitted diseases.

Buy a bastard, buy a roadside stall and touch the oil all day.

Impotence, premature ejaculation and menorrhagia are not allowed to be delayed for half a month.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?

What a beautiful girl in Datun!

There are two bombs on the chest,

The more I look at it, the more worried I am.

Ah, the more I watch it, the more I like it.

Looking at the store,

Let's go for a walk in the nightclub.

Come forward and hold my sister's hand,

I wonder how much it costs. You come with me,

If you go with me, you won't leave for nothing.

Ah, man, take you out for a drink,

Let's talk about drinking,

Drink chivas regal if you want,

You take a bite, I take a bite,

Drunk, we took a taxi,

As long as my little sister wants to,

How many nights do you want to stay,

As long as the tip is in place,

She can do any flower work,

There are big splits, small splits and old roots!

Front backpack, back backpack, go through * * * to get it!

The Soviet Red Army boycotted the railway,

The Japanese play foreign guns,

Close the window, close the door,

Fuck the children's host.

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you feel bright?

Hong Kong and Macao are all returned.

Only the treasure land of Taiwan Province Province is needed.

Lee Teng-hui is fucking bragging

He is independent in Taiwan Province Province.

Americans are not things.

He brought atmosphere to Taiwan Province province.

Sold to cannons and planes.

It's all fucking old machines.

Zhu F is a good prime minister.

Who wants to be independent and not allowed?

If Lee Teng-hui pretends to be better than

Everyone is messing with him.

Everyone comes to shine shoes, shine shoes.

Do you feel bright?

Seeking adoption is a satisfactory answer. ...& gt& gt