What are the cold jokes that HR can understand?

First of all, as a personnel department,

Low technical content ...

The scary thing is,

If these three words are read backwards, ...

(Bushiren)

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A few years ago, colleges and universities set up human resources specialty.

Parents of students think this is "family planning" ...

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Finally, it was renamed as "Human Resources Department"

And gave a foreign name "HR"

But it is exactly the same as the abbreviation of "fire hydrant"

Also, try to enter "hr" with pinyin input method.

It shows that ...

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therefore ...

HR is sometimes a bad guy (Hua Ren).

Sometimes a good man (Ren Hao),

Sometimes good people and bad people can't do it;

Sometimes it hurts people (Hai Ren),

Sometimes you have to coax people (Hong Ren).

Sometimes it is harmful to others and others, and it is impossible to persuade them;

Sometimes you have to hire employees,

Sometimes you have to change people (Huan Ren).

Sometimes you can't get it and you can't change it.

It is difficult to be a man, and it is even harder to be an HR.

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What is HR like?

Police:

As long as someone is not disciplined,

Fall in love at work,

Spying into other people's privacy,

We'll find them and deduct their money!

Hot dog:

It's hard to get caught between the boss and the employees.

Can't afford to offend at both ends!

Fire hydrant (hours):

Prepare to put out the fire,

Go where you need it!

Unlucky bear:

If there is a mistake, we will bear it;

Meritorious service, that belongs to others.

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The so-called HR,

Those diaosi with a monthly salary of 2000,

To longly say to the company's white-collar workers with a monthly salary of 6000:

Don't be tempted by the monthly salary of 12000 outside.

The company has a good prospect. As long as it operates well,

The boss will consider offering you a monthly salary of 7000 in the near future.

Finally, HR believed his words and began to work hard again!

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Generally speaking,

The early risers are HR and rag collectors;

Sleeping late is HR and massage parlor;

It is HR who can't eat on time, not a beggar;

What I am afraid of is doing HR and committing crimes;

It is HR and street vendors who work overtime;

What can't be wrong is to be HR and host the program;

HR and ambulance driver must arrive immediately after the accident;

It's hard to quit when you join. You work for HR and the underworld.

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Someone said to HR:

Busy every day, watching talents grow;

Busy every day, most afraid of kung fu is ineffective;

Choose the right people, cultivate excellent people and keep them.

It's simple to say, but it's long to say;

The phone rings in the middle of the night, who knows the ups and downs during the period?

Only HR people in the workplace are bright!

People are simple, things are simple, and personnel are not simple;

Life is easy, life is easy, and life is not easy.

"personnel department" reads "not a person" backwards.

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It's not easy to be HR,

We summarized the 10 standard of human resources experts:

The pain is unbearable;

Bitter to the root of the tongue;

Bored;

Falling into despair can work;

Giving in to anger is extremely bearable;

Anger is outrageous, you can laugh;

Urgent enough to settle down;

I am happy enough to sink;

Words can stop at the mouth;

You can take it lightly when the money arrives.

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Especially HR who is doing recruitment,

To make matters worse, please see:

Ten years of life and death,

It's hard to recruit people, it's dying, the recruitment venue,

You are busy if you don't change wolves;

Even if it is recruited,

Today's training, changing jobs, leading new ideas every day;

Changing every day, busy every day,

No words care for each other, only a thousand lines of tears;

Every night, the lights are dim, and the personnel department,

See also overtime, work is busier than sales. "

Live with a smile ...: -D

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