What jokes have you seen about the glory of the king?

Now the glory of the king has gradually become a social game. While playing games, there are also many jokes. Many jokes recently are about the glory of the king.

1, when playing games, there are often players who play relatively well. Not only can't play, but also send your head away, and you can't get rid of the residual blood when you see it. At this time, the teammate said, "Do you believe in Buddhism?" "No, I don't believe in Buddhism." "If you don't believe in Buddhism, you will be released when you see residual blood." If the players who play Dharma compare dishes, their teammates will say, "It's really a Buddhist, not only not killing people, but also saving people." So you can mock those players who play better without swearing.

When playing games, in order to catch people in the middle of the road, three people squatted in the grass in the middle of the road for a long time and never found a chance. Teammates asked, "Where are you three squatting, fighting landlords?" One of them said, "I want to play, but there is no poker." Di Renjie's magician said, "Without poker, it's boring to squat there all the time!" Although this is a bit interesting, it also tells us to retreat when we can't find a chance to arrest people. There is not much point in staying there, it is a waste of time.

Many times, at the beginning of the game, there will always be people who like to stay in spring for a long time before coming out. At this time, teammates are also a little angry. After all, the early stage of development is not good, and it is difficult to play in the later stage. So I asked, "Is it comfortable to soak in the spring water? Still negotiating the price with the store? " Things that used to make people angry here become dumbfounding as soon as they are said. You should concentrate on playing games and have fun. If you don't go in, you won't hang up. It's also cheating your teammates.