The most nerve-racking trick

Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. Then I will share with you one of the most nerve-racking tricks, hoping to help you.

The most nerve-racking trick recommendation

1. A deaf-mute went to a hardware store to buy nails. He stretched out two fingers of his left hand to make it look like a nail, and then stretched out his right hand to make it look like a hammer. The waiter took out a hammer for him. He shook his head and brought him a nail. He bought it with satisfaction. Then a blind man came. How does he buy scissors? Answer: Blind people can talk.

There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork? Answer: Knock the cork into the bottle.

Xiao Ming drew a big circle. Do you know where the circle begins? Answer: Start with the pen tip.

4. Is there any way to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: standing.

Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon. Why didn't he see anyone? Answer: Not a shadow.

6. Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep? Answer: Because there are more white sheep than black sheep in the world.

7. Three gold? Xin? What's the name of Sanshui? Miao? Three people on the phone? Public? So what should the three ghosts be called? Answer: Call for help.

8. A building is on fire. Many people were watching, but no one called the police. Why? A: It was the police building that caught fire.

9. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver is walking.

10. A piece of wood weighs 5 tons. What is the load of the ship from upstream to downstream? Answer: No boat is needed. You can put wood into water and transport it from upstream to downstream.

1 1. Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves Oriental Night Tan or Western Night Tan? Answer: No, it's a fable.

12. What is universality? Answer: telephone

13. Three people wanted to cross the road, but no vehicles passed at that time, only two people walked to one side of the sidewalk. Where's the other guy? Answer: On the other side of the road.

14. What are the benefits of dark skin? Answer: Not afraid of tanning.

15. Xiaoming's father found someone to sit down, and Xiaoming also found a seat in the same room, but Xiaoming's father could not sit in Xiaoming's position. Where is Xiaoming sitting and why? Answer: Xiaoming is sitting on his father's lap.

16. Lao Zhang has a serious stomach trouble, but he always goes to the dentist five days a week. Why? Answer: Lao Zhang is a dentist.

17. What do you never eat for breakfast? Answer: lunch and dinner.

18. There is a master who is good at martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and he was soaked through, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? A: He is a monk without hair.

19. What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? Answer: mouth

20. Why did Xiao Wang light 14 candles on his birthday? Answer: there was a power outage that night, and one was used for lighting.

Brainstorming is very popular.

1. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor.

2. What does it say? Father? I won't touch it. What's it called? Dad? But you will meet twice? Answer: upper and lower lips

3. Two people came to the river at the same time. Both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, which could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river.

In a zoo, two lions took advantage of the negligence of the breeder to forget to lock the cage and ran around the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Answer: In the lion cage.

5. Which tooth finally came out? Answer: Dentures.

6. What makes you gnash your teeth? Answer: Zipper.

7. There are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is it possible that both roads are straight lines? Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer.

8. Dan was told that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Zipped.

9. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Panda, look at its dark circles.

10. What has many teeth and can bite people's hair? Answer: Hairpins.

1 1. What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? Answer: windmill wheels

12. When several objects with the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer you are to yourself, the smaller you look and the farther away you are? Answer: If you use a mirror to reflect, this may happen.

13. It depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch to beat the tiger? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

14. There is a sign on the bridge that says? No crossing the bridge? . But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? Answer: What's the name of this bridge? No crossing the bridge?

15. What inspiration did Beethoven give students? Answer: If you recite the textbook, you will get more marks.

16. Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

17. Xiao Li had a business trip and came back early. Why didn't Xiao Li get angry when he saw the small building next door and his wife sleeping in bed? Answer: Xiao Lou is a woman.

18. Xiaoming has never been to America. He wants to go to America. How much should he spend at least? Answer: there is no cost if you think about it.

19. What can't you eat? Answer: discus.

20. What number is reduced by half to zero? Answer: 8.

Classic joke sharing

1 Kangaroo and frog fuck chicken. Kangaroo eats it again and again, and only listens to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! I envy the package sd mouse. The next day, the kangaroo said, Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! . ? The frog said, Cao, I didn't jump into bed all night! ~~?

The little mosquito came home crying, and his mother asked what was wrong. Mozzie: Dad is dead! Mother Mosquito: He didn't take you to the show? Mosquito: Yes, but when the audience applauded, Dad didn't dodge. . . . .

Tortoise: If I hadn't been surfing the Internet, my face wouldn't be as green as a screensaver! Squidward Tentacles: If I hadn't been smoking, I wouldn't be in a hurry to spit out the smoke ring! Frog: I wouldn't be so happy if I hadn't been reading short messages!

Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

The butterfly said to the little bee? Are you so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but reluctant to say a word to me? The bee said? Hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you text me?