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I am like a joke in your heart.

1. I am like a joke in your heart, but you are ridiculously beautiful in my heart.

Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water in your mind when you choose a husband.

People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

Forgive as much as you love, so that you can be unscrupulous in my world.

Will you call me if I lose it? Sure, I'm looking for it. I don't want to find someone who loses 100 Jin of meat hahaha ~

6. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you.

7. I didn't think about getting married before I met you; After meeting you, I didn't want to marry anyone else.

8. You have lived in my heart for so long, have you paid the rent?

9. I like being alone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

10. People who want to take you home are on their way. People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour; Anyone who wants to see you can come from Qian Shan.

1 1. Your family is getting more and more arrogant. what do you think?

12. I love you in my mouth, but I get in your way in your eyes. /calculate/

13. Hundreds of pages of chat records are not as real as two identical university notices.

14. Some people just miss and don't contact; Just pay attention and don't bother! The most personalized sharing topic of the year

15. At first, you used a bunch of adjectives to define your ideal lover. When you really fall in love with someone, his name will easily replace those standards.

16. I can't accept one person because I can't forget another person.

17. The most proud thing is that he said: I don't believe it if she doesn't tell me.

18. The most heartbreaking pain in the world is that the person I love is right in front of me, but he still says he wants to introduce me to someone.

19. Don't wait for enthusiasm to turn into ice that can't be covered, before you know how to cherish it.

20. I want to run to you now, deliberately fall down in the nearest place, chew the mud, look up and smile and say I love you.

2 1. The upgraded version of Friends is a couple, and the advanced version of Friends is a stranger.

22. I like you not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that no one can give.

The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

24. The book says that the first sign of true love is that boys are timid and girls are bold.

25. He said: I know her too well. As long as she is willing to talk to me, no matter how hard she tries, she is just waiting for me to coax her.

26. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

27. Later, we were all simple. You didn't look back, and I didn't stay.

28. The closer two people are, the more likely they are to dislike each other, so if they don't know how to tolerate each other, no relationship will last long.

29. I like you. Whether you are mine or not, I like your hurried year.

30. Logger Vick can't cut down trees, the wolf can't catch sheep, Tom can't catch Jerry, monsters can't eat Tang Priest, and I can't catch your heart. The classic sentence-"I love you" has become "I am in your way" in your eyes.

1, life is like dandelion, seemingly free, but in fact it is involuntary.

2. If you can enter the other person's heart, you will cry, because it is full of thoughts about you; I will cry too, because it's all yours. It doesn't matter.

Don't trust memory so much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

4, McDull said: There is something to say, don't wait for the other party to understand, because the other party is not you, don't know what you want, and finally you can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings.

5, faint pen and ink, shallow whispers, endless tears, endless grievances, how much bitter and cold, the moonlight is gray, the leaves are like rain, drinking a glass of turbid wine, breaking people's worries, whoever is crazy and frivolous, this situation is over.

6. As long as your heart is quiet and happy, there is a paradise on earth, right in front of your eyes and in your heart. Narrow-minded people will never see heaven.

7. Don't look down on anyone. Just because you are inferior to you in some way doesn't mean you are inferior to you. Being inferior to you now doesn't mean being inferior to you forever. Maybe you will be better than you in the future.

8. Stains on clothes can be washed with water, and emotional stains should be wiped off.

9. It turns out that we are worse than ordinary friends.

10, you have a desire for someone, that's like, you resist the desire for someone, that's love. ...

1 1, how many people who love each other can't be together, and how many people who don't love each other can sleep together.

12, sometimes we can comfort others, but we can't convince ourselves of the same thing.

13. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

14, is he handsome? Cut a flat head and you'll know if it's a beauty. Take off your makeup and you'll know

15, weeding was at noon that day, and class was really hard. A little book, sitting all morning. ...

16, I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity.

17, as soon as I emphasize being a low-key person. But you have to give me applause and scream.

18, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

19, "I love you" becomes "I get in your way" in your eyes.

20. Do you know why Xiaosan is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? Because the boss is back. ...

2 1, suddenly thought of a very serious academic question, who let 60 points pass.

22. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever, no matter when and where, you know there is such a person anyway.

Ten years ago, when I saw the carved god, I was full of joy. Now in the boutique, tears streaming down her face. I didn't know the situation when I was a child, so I laughed hysterically. Years later, I was deeply grieved.

24. You care occasionally, but I can be happy for a long time.

25, innocence, interpretation of our youth …

26, love is nothing more than two results: either, go home separately, or, Nima becomes my mother.

Youth is not measured by age, but a state of mind. With hope and optimism, everything is possible.

28. When you really believe that everything will be fine, everything will be really fine.

29. We are often hurt because our feelings are too deep and sensitive, and the person who can hurt you is exactly the person you love most in this world because you care. Without true feelings, how can it hurt; How can you be sad without friendship! And many times, we always ask too much of people close to us and are too tolerant of strangers.

30, you have to work hard, you can only give yourself what you want; Someone gave it to you. You have to ask yourself, can you afford it?

3 1, I am crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, patient, and finally live alone.

32. If anyone wants to break my sister's wings, I will definitely waste his whole heaven-give it to my best friend.

33. Sometimes, you have to fall to the bottom that you have never experienced before to stand on the peak that you have never reached.

34. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up.

35. At the end of the road, there is another road, as long as you are willing to go; Sometimes, it seems that there is no way, but it's your turn!

Friendship can be further transformed into love. Love takes a step back, but is no longer a friend.

37. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

The most touching aesthetic 10 love story, I love you, but in the end it became my obstacle.

1, because of love, two strangers can suddenly meet and sleep in the same bed. However, the same two people said when they broke up, I think you are getting more and more strange. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers and a pair of lovers into strangers.

2. Those who you think will not lose are not. You cry, others make you laugh, and then you find that the person who doesn't love you is not worth your sadness. Isn't it a comedy before looking back? When you are exhausted, you have a new realm.

A long time ago, we passed each other countless times. From now on, I will never miss the opportunity to hold hands with you. Because I love you, I am willing, willing to work hard and willing to cherish. You are in my life. Falling in love with you is the beauty of my life.

When you fall in love with someone when you are young, please be gentle with him. No matter how long you are in love, if you can always treat each other gently, all the moments are flawless beauty. If you have to part, say goodbye and be grateful for giving you a memory. When you grow up, you will suddenly look back, and you will know that youth without resentment has no regrets, such as the quiet, beautiful and noble full moon on the mountain.

I don't want to bother you, I just want to wish you well. After all, love is not possession, but sincere prayer, wishing the beloved happiness forever. I won't contact you again, because you haven't contacted me either. I believe you are doing well now. I have always trusted you so much. I've thought about it for countless nights in my life, and I may really be with you.

6. It is not difficult to fall in love with someone. The hard part is that you see a person clearly and still love him. When two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable to complain that "you have changed" and "you have changed". Have you thought about it? Maybe we haven't changed, we are just getting closer and closer to our true selves.

7. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative; The real inferiority is not that you are not excellent, but that you think too well of her; What really matters is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change. The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand, but that you won't tolerate. 8. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. The difference between "love" and "like" is simple. If you love a flower, water it. If you like it, pick it!

9. You can get love, marriage and a good life. But what's the use of all this if you feel insecure? It is better to live in stable poverty than to live in fear of abundance. You think you want a lover, but in the end you will know that all you really want is peace of mind. Therefore, happiness is not trying to love, but living with peace of mind.

10. I love you, but in the end I got in your way.

How many sentences I love you have become I loved you.

1, woman, don't need to fall in love with the country, just need a man to devote his life to her.

Only a liar is sincere in the world, because only he is sincere in deceiving you.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to speak first.

4. Ask others less why and ask yourself more why.

5. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. I don't know whether I like you or not.

6. There will always be a song that sings your hope and despair until you feel distressed.

7. I said that I don't love you, just like you said that you love me, it's all a lie.

8. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

9. Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love. Xiao Si, thank you for your revenge.

10, since you can't go back to the past, you might as well think about your future.

1 1. If one day, I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

12, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further.

13, it fades when you read it. I forget it when I think about it. That's how time takes everything away.

14, why care so much if you don't belong to yourself?

15, can't hear, can't see, whether it really doesn't matter …

16, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

17, cherish the people who can be together. Some people want to be together, but they can't

18, I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.

19, don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

20. Late summer, parting season, prosperity, who is lonely? The childlike innocence that has passed away is full of self-mockery.

2 1, is there anyone who, like me, accidentally saw his/her promise when reading the message board, suddenly became stupid and then smiled?

22. Is there anyone who, like me, always goes to his space to see his mood, knowing clearly that he is not writing about himself?

23. I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

24. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

I know that insecure children love music and are very, very afraid of the dark, but they are used to staying up late.

26. I really want to strangle my weak and soft-hearted self.

27. Now I know why pants should be designed with pockets. That's because no one took my hand and took it away.

28. When I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a serious matter, so whether it hurts or not, cry first.

29. What makes people mature is not time, but experience. Quotations from Mao Zedong

30. I'm used to not caring, but I don't care about anything.

3 1. Only in trouble can you see clearly what a dog is and what a brother is.

32. Is there anyone like me who can't sleep at night and doesn't think about it during the day?

I never like to let others see my tears. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless, than make myself look wronged and pitiful.

34, how many sentences I love you, and finally became I loved you.

35. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

36. Time will not make people forget the pain, but will only make people get used to it.