I introduce myself with humorous sentences.

I introduce myself with humorous sentences.

When entering a strange environment, we inevitably have to introduce ourselves. Self-introduction is an important means to make new friends. When writing self-introduction, there is always nothing new. The following are humorous sentences about self-introduction that I compiled for you, hoping to help you.

1. I've been in the Jianghu for a long time, and I'm 26 in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother's bride?

My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

4. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care whether she is fat or not. As long as she has money, she can stay with you. Don't contact me if she has no money.

5. No education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW salary, 880, no worries, just want to have a home!

6. I am Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus and want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

7. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

8. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

9. Marriage: My male is extroverted and introverted. I have a house to rent and a car to rent, and the money is 100. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman who is introverted and extroverted, and build my own house with me. The car will be a sedan chair and the money will be six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

10. Marriage: over 30 years old, empty-handed, thinking twice, looking around, everywhere, missing, listening to people's instigation, trying the net, secular desires, you and I have, the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean, you and I came to the net, perfect.

1 1. Male boy 28, good-looking, mild-mannered, with no bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, reliable job, salary of 20xx, food and clothing, house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you are interested, talk in the park.

12. Marriage: I 153 am tall and ugly. I have one or two houses and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.

13. Don't ask for my marriage conditions, just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

14. Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I manage money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and my mother-in-law has to run. You have to be filial for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you have to pay immediately, but you can't do everything and you can't expect to call!

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16. Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. I occasionally listen to the mother mosquito singing, as if she wanted to know someone, so I came to the internet to ask for marriage, to relieve the loneliness of the mother mosquito and the pain of my being bitten. Interested parties are waiting in front of my house at night, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.

17. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. I walk like a tree. If I get a female companion to help me, I will eat like a pig, sleep like a snorer, and look at my chubby belly. I will never suffer. I will live comfortably and beat other people's pigs.

18. Girl, although I can't laugh at people, San Xiao floods into the countryside, fish bubbles, geese soar and the moon blooms, which is also a good flower. You can measure and weigh yourself, find a piece of sincere and reliable cow dung, and ask you to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

19. I live in Chengtou garbage station and eat 10 thousand meals every day. You can buy popsicles if you reach out. It's cool and your love life is very distressing. Nobody hugs you when you sleep at night. Today, I asked for a marriage online, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

20. The eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little old, she looks beautiful. I don't boast. The streets were full of people chasing me, but I didn't meet the person in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

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