Physics joke

The little white rabbit meets the big bad wolf, and the little white rabbit says, Big bad wolf, you ask me if I am a little white rabbit, you ask me! ! ! ! The wolf said, are you a white rabbit? The little white rabbit is very happy. Yes, yes, I am! ! ! Then the little white rabbit said, Wolf, Wolf, you ask me if I am a giraffe, you ask me! ! ! ! The wolf is helpless. All right. . . that . . Rabbit, are you a giraffe? Hit him on the back of the head, you idiot I told you I was a white rabbit! ! !

In 2046, South Korea's space science and technology took off and launched a satellite around Mars. As a gift, a Korean satellite airdropped a Korean myth on Mars, which caused a sensation among Martians. Martian A: Gee, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans. Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species. Martians A (crying bitterly): No wonder we are so ugly ... Dong "... Korean satellite airdropped another" Korean cosmetic guide ". ...

Just now, I withdrew 26,000 yuan from the counter of the Agricultural Bank of China, and the operator actually gave me 27,000 yuan. I saw that the money detector showed 70 sheets. When I was given the money, I quickly said I took it 1000. This is 7000! The operator thanked me again and again, but I said no, anyway, I still have to return it then, so I'm too lazy to make an extra trip! I thought, "It's not that easy to frame me!"