Ji Xiaolan played with the little eunuch, killing me.

Ji Xiaolan played with the little eunuch, killing me.

1. Go home at night and hear crying in the alley. When I got closer, it turned out to be a disheveled woman crying.

Asked what happened, the young lady replied, "I was violated by a pervert!" " "

Me: "Are you all right?"

The young lady replied, "He suddenly grabbed my chest from behind and let me go ..."

Me: "Then why are you crying?"

The young lady replied, "Because ... that pervert actually said it was bad luck to hug a man."

2. A gecko strayed into the crocodile pool and died. Gecko used his quick wits, grabbed the crocodile and shouted:

"Mom!" The crocodile was shocked and immediately burst into tears: "son, you are so thin, don't go to work again!" Take a break. "

A policeman went to Thailand to handle a case and called a young lady at night.

After making love several times, the young lady has been touching the policeman's penis in his arms.

The policeman was very comfortable and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Melancholy miss: "no, I just miss." I used to have it. "

The boss sat there depressed after work, and the secretary asked why.

Boss: "I received a letter from a guy yesterday saying that if I don't leave his wife, he will kill me!" " "

Secretary: "Just leave his wife!"

Boss: "but that guy didn't sign!" " "

Once, a very bad eunuch stopped Ji Xiaolan and asked him to tell a joke.

Ji Xiaolan said, "Once upon a time, there was a man."

Then there was a long silence, and the eunuch couldn't help asking, "What's next?"

Ji Xiaolan replied: "There is nothing down there!"