Ha ha ha laugh at jokes.

Lead: Although cold jokes are born out of failed jokes, they are more popular now. Now, CJ has sorted out the cold joke of' Ha ha ha laugh' for everyone. Let's laugh together.

1, hearing the news of Kobe's retirement, the baskets finally breathed a sigh of relief.

2. The young woman found a boyfriend and lied that she had a bachelor's degree, and was finally dumped because her doctoral degree was exposed! ! !

3, I am sick, very serious: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.

4、? Will you remember tomorrow? . . ? I don't think about it, but I still want to sleep in. ?

5. Wei Zi asked Er Kang: Are you happy?

? Last name is fu. ?

? Are you satisfied?

? Well, Manchu. ?

? Love Ziwei?

? Quit. ?

6. According to the research of authoritative departments, there are six hazards of floor heating:

1. The service life of floor heating will be reduced by 1 minute every 60 seconds.

If you are killed in a room with floor heating, you will die.

When eating, if food falls on the floor with floor heating, it will be dirty.

4. People who use floor heating for a long time are more likely to die in the next 100 years.

According to the authoritative data of the Bureau of Statistics, anyone without floor heating can live to death.

6. Confucius, Zhuangzi, Einstein and Madame Curie. . . Many celebrities don't use floor heating.

7. Someone runs a restaurant, and business is very bad recently.

At noon that day, a friend went to the restaurant to find him and saw that he was organizing employees to hold a food contest.

After he organized the competition, he invited his friends to dinner. During the dinner, his friend asked him: business is sluggish, but you don't think much about business, but you still have the heart to engage in entertainment?

He said:? Dude, I just want to save money. ?

The friend said:? I've never seen you save money like this. ?

He said:? To tell you the truth, I'm going to lay off staff recently. Today I just want to find out who eats the most! ?

8. In late autumn, a student found a Taoist and said, Taoist, there is often evil wind in my dormitory. I suspect it's haunted! ?

The Taoist asked? How long has this been going on?

Student a:? Every day since July. ?

The Taoist priest was frightened: Then how do you think of exorcism now?

Students scratch their heads: Isn't there no air conditioning in our dormitory?

When the plane landed in a newly-built airport, the pilot pulled all the brakes to the end and almost ran off the runway.

He looked out of the cockpit window and got a fright. God, there is such a short runway in the world.

The navigator also stuck his head out to see? Yo, it's not long, but it's wide. ?

10、? Come on, let's find a restaurant and talk over dinner. ? A man suggested.

? Who pays the bill? Asked the other.

? Well, look, there is a fountain over there. We both dip our heads in the water, and whoever takes it out first will treat us. ?

The next day, a piece of news appeared in the newspaper:? Last night, two people unfortunately drowned in the fountain in the downtown square. ?

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