What jokes do you tell in the school dormitory?

In the graduation season, there is a senior selling books at the entrance of the canteen. The slogan reads: "One yuan a copy, buy a book to send to my senior!" " Looking at it decisively, a diaosi pretended to pick books and pointed to the slogan and said, "Where's senior?" The girl replied heroically, "Remember to see us off on the train the day after tomorrow." All the onlookers laughed, diaosi blushed and bowed her head.

Colleagues received candidates in the office, took the registration form, looked at it for a long time, and asked weakly: mallet? You call it a stick? The job seeker turned green and replied savagely: My name is Lin Kun! Then the whole office was silent for three seconds ... and then laughed hysterically. ...

Freshman dormitory. . . . . . There will be a class meeting tomorrow. Let's practice singing and get ready to make sounds. A tone-deaf classmate said to sing "In Spring", and another children's shoe said, "I think you'd better sing" Where is Spring ".

When I was a child, my favorite movie was "Crossing the Ocean", especially when I thought of Brother Fage disinfecting the wound with bullet powder.

Once I had a fight with a group of children in Lincun, and the back of my left hand was scratched, just a little oily. There is no bleeding, but I am glad that it is time to pretend to be B!

I tried to look weak and said firmly, I can't go to the doctor, I want to call the police! Then take out the props that you have been carrying with you-the gun stick!

Break off, pour black powder on the wound, the powder stimulates the wound, and the leg is almost wet, but with the belief of B in the end, bear it!

Struggling to strike a match, after a bang, the howl of killing pigs resounded through the village …