Humorous jokes about ashes.

1, Mom, I don't mind if you bought a wig to support it with a ball, so should you tell me to put it in the closet? . . Have you ever wondered what it's like when I open the closet and see a head rolling down? ! !

When I was studying, the food was not good. Later, the school hired a ramen chef to make ramen. On the first day, the lunch scene was extremely hot. In front of Master Lamian Noodles's door, there are people on the third floor. The next day, Master Lamian Noodles disappeared. It turns out that he was overworked yesterday and dislocated his hand?

The husband is joking with his four-year-old son. Altman (my golden retriever) can eat too much and can't afford it. Kill animals and eat meat. The son squatted in the cage with a sad face and chatted with his brother all afternoon. . . Then he dried his tears and said firmly to his father, Dad, please sell me. . .

4, today's autumn outing is almost ten degrees, lz's girlfriends are actually wearing cotton-padded jackets, and the whole car is eye-catching! ! Lz couldn't help asking her why. She looked up at the 45-degree roof: There is a kind of cold that your mother thinks you are cold. ? That's right. I feel the same way.

Last night, I went home at night, and it was already dark. I saw a man run to the side of the road, squatted down as if he had picked up something, and then ran away quickly. Labor and capital are driven by curiosity? And then what? Damn it! Firecrackers!

6. Pushing a broken bicycle down the overpass, halfway down, Nima, the front wheel actually rolled down by itself, and the people next to it almost laughed. Damn it, I really want to find a gap, but it's rush hour.

7. It turns out that the students in the dormitory asked us to guess a brain teaser and said: What is more disgusting than eating a lump of shit? The standard answer is to eat two pieces, but after listening to my answer, they agreed that my answer was the most disgusting. I said' yes': stuffed?

8. I had a quarrel with my wife this morning, and she ignored me in a rage. . . . 12 It's almost noon. I'm so hungry that I wrote a note when I saw my wife didn't cook? Am I hungry? Let the dog take it to his wife. After waiting for a while, nothing happened. I quietly went to the living room to have a look. Seeing my wife eating ham sausage while feeding the dog, she was chanting: I know you are hungry. Eat more.

9. A colleague went to see Yangko in the evening and helped an old man pack up after the party. During the conversation, I learned that they lived in a community. So, I helped push a load of things home. I went to my colleague's house first. Tell the old man that I won't send you home when I get home. Are you going to push me or not? If you don't help me, I'll ride away early!

10, today, my mother was furious with me. Because she found a cigarette in my room, but it really wasn't mine. Come back and tell me? I hid a cigarette in your room. If you betray me, you can't buy a new mobile phone! ? I am 15 years old this year. This is the first lesson I learned to bear humiliation as a man.

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