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Examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by typos written or read.

Collect and reprint the solved problems to QQ space, and give more examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by typos or typos [label: bad consequences, jokes, consequences]. Answer: 5 popularity: 107 solution time: 2009- 165438+.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

2. Wrong words in the composition

On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors) 3. Gabby: You howl.

Mm: You cried. Where were you killed or injured?

I surf the internet. What about you?

Mm: I'm also in Wang Bali.

Where are you from?

I'm from Ghost Island.

Oh, I come from a cave.

Do you like men or women?

Gabby: Of course it's hard for me to have a baby. You must be a woman.

Yes

Are you moldy?

Mm: Not bad. People say I'm a great misfortune. Are you old?

Gabby: Not bad. Many people say that I am a big loser.

Really, how much pity should we have?

Good duck, what's the number of your lean chicken? I don't know when to talk about persimmons next time.

Mm: Don't use lean chicken. It's so expensive to chat with thin chicken. Just use your qq.

You are so cute. I miss you very much.

Mm: Take your time. Even though they are far apart, there are chickens in the eggs.

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (Excellent) 1. Original: Jelja's mysterious Jelja Ye Li Jelja-Tong Ange

Copy: wild ass, wild ass of God, wild ass, wild ass.

Question: Why sing with God's wild donkey?

2. Original: Longlong, keep your eyes open forever-Wang Leehom.

Copy: Longlong, you are two years short and two years far away forever.

Question: Who will always be two years behind Buron?

3. Original text: Travelers between heaven and earth are in a hurry-Sally Yeh

Repeat: the heavens and the earth are long, and the pot shell is fried and fried.

Question: How can you cook smartly?

4. Original: Five Thousand Years of Wind and Rain-Andy Lau

Copy: Wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu

Question: Are they having an affair?

5. Original: I think of my mother's words every night and cry like rain-Lu

Copywriter: Grandpa thinks of Mom's flowers, and the roadside flowers are tears for you.

Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of the flowers on his mother's roadside?

6. Original version: inexplicable words, inexplicable words-Jolin Tsai

Replica: inexplicable pregnancy, inexplicable pregnancy

Question: A true portrayal of modern young people?

7. It is easy to lose your mind when you fall in love with someone-You Hongming.

Copy: When you love someone, you will easily lose your body.

Question: Is this ... this ... this too easy? _

She looks like a fairy. She is so beautiful. Jordan chan

Replica: She is like an antenna. She is so beautiful.

Question: What aesthetic vision is as beautiful as an antenna?

Today, a person is still single and begging for happiness-Hong Yiping.

Reprint: live alone for a single period or ask for a Fu surname.

Question: Is the owner surnamed Fu? Go in and feel her residual temperature?

10-. Original: I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts-Rollin Wang

Text: I'm not a locust, I can't centipede.

Question: horror ... is it filming?