Family jokes

1. Yesterday at Wal-Mart, I suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to rush into the bathroom. As soon as I squatted down, I started an earth-shattering eruption. As a result, the child next door burst into tears. Her mother asked her what was wrong, and she said, smelly ~ ~

2. My brother went to a primary school to play basketball and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me money from 3 yuan every day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks.". Do you think I love you or not?

. 3. I suddenly received a phone call that day: "Guess who I am? Guess there is a gift! " I guessed all possible people, and they were wrong. Then I got angry and asked, "Who are you? Don't say I'm dead! " As a result, the man said, "I'm a courier, and you have a package ..."

I farted on the bus, and when I saw people around me waving with painful expressions, I waved. The lady next to her turned and said, stop pretending.

One day at 4 o'clock in the middle of the night, a friend called and said, "Well, I just saw one of your missed calls on my mobile phone last year, so I called to ask you what happened." I was suddenly speechless.

6. My wife and I went to the reclining Buddha Temple to play. My wife can't walk on the road, so I'll carry her. An old woman saw it and said seriously, you see, you are also a scholar. My wife is ill, so it's no use going to the hospital earlier.

7. When I got out of the carport and got the car, I saw no one around, so I bravely put a P, which caused a loud noise from the burglar alarm of the electric motorcycle next door.