Maotai education joke

First, a son didn't go to college. I found an old classmate who is the chairman of a state-owned enterprise. The chairman is very frank: let him be the deputy general manager. The monthly salary is 50,000. Just have a routine meeting every day. Gentleman: I just want an ordinary position. Chairman: Assistant General Manager of Design. The monthly salary is 20000. Just pour tea for the general manager. A gentleman: Let's start with an ordinary salesman. President: We waiters need a master's degree at the junior level. The treatment is very low. Pay back the salary! .

Second, a friend of the factory resigned. We were all surprised. He was broke and resigned? So we read his resignation letter together: "If a job takes up all my time. I didn't take my sister's cash. Then fuck! " .

Third, there are studios and so on. 1 A strange woman hesitated to strike up a conversation with me: "Excuse me 1. I am short of cash. Can you help me exchange Alipay for 50 yuan? " I handed her the money without much consideration for my wallet. She completed her Alipay by scanning her mobile phone. "oh! Excuse me. I have no money in Alipay. " She blushed and said. Then he looked up at me intently: "Do you want to add your WeChat transfer to you?" .

Fourth, the latest 1 female colleague told me. After listening to the lecture by 1 Dean of College of Life Sciences. Completely changed her. The dean said bitterly, I don't understand why you women love to wear masks. I don't know that collagen is a macromolecule and can't be absorbed by skin. That thick 1 layer thing. Isn't it just a layer of culture medium on your face? It's an hour and a half if you pay. All kinds of bacteria and bugs are so happy. After you apply, four generations will live under one roof.

My little sister suffered a head injury when she was a child. So remember four people at a time. It has been a long time. She can remember her father. Mom and I. Little sister grows up slowly. There are 1 times. I found a boyfriend. I said to her: if you have a boyfriend, then I forget it. But there is 1 day. My little sister suddenly came to me in tears: brother. Who am I? .