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What did Baoyu say to Daiyu in the sweetest passage in a Dream of Red Mansions?
At this time, Daiyu was resting in bed ...? Daiyu snorted and smiled. "If you want to sit here and there, let's talk." Baoyu said, "I'm crooked, too." Daiyu said, "You are crooked." Baoyu said, "There is no pillow. We are on the same pillow. " Daiyu said, "Bullshit! Isn't it a pillow outside? Give one to the pillow. " Baoyu went out to the outer room, looked at it and came back with a smile: "I don't want that one, and I don't know if it belongs to that whore." Hearing this, Daiyu opened her eyes, got up and said with a smile, "Really, you are the' monty star' in my life! Please pillow this. " Say, push the pillow to Baoyu. He stood up again and took another one of his own. He put the pillow on himself, so they met.
Cousin went to play with cousin, who was planning to take a nap. If it is a novel by other talented people and beautiful women, there will be some romantic scenes next. But how did Baoyu do it?
First, he insisted on sleeping on his cousin's pillow. After his success, he told his sister a "sweet potato" joke:
The little mouse said to the other mice, I am not like you. I didn't steal it directly, but transformed myself into taro, and no one could find it. Then I leave quietly, and slowly I can move a lot. It's much lighter than stealing it directly from you. Many mice are full of praise, but how to change it? I want the little mouse to demonstrate. The little mouse suddenly turned into a very beautiful woman. Many mice laughed. How can they become beautiful girls without becoming taro? After the mouse returned to its original shape, he said, you are really ignorant. You only know that taro is fruit, but you don't know that Master Gu's young lady is the real Xiangyu!
The last sentence "Miss Gu is the real Xiangyu!" It's Baoyu's joke and his implicit confession to Daiyu. He compared Zilin Daiyu to Yu Xiang and himself to a rat who stole taro.
At that time, they were childhood friends, and this pure feeling is the best and sweetest in the real world.
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