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How does a tour guide create an atmosphere on a tour bus?
1. Ask three questions. The first question is: Name your favorite means of transportation. The second question: Name your favorite animal \x0d\. The third question is: Name your favorite mantra. After speaking in a circle, you say again: "Let's play a chain game next. Do you remember what you just said? Now we connect the answers we just said into one sentence. The format of this sentence is this: I multiply . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Catchphrase) 2. Everyone is so smart about tongue twisters, so why not tell us a tongue twister? \x0d\"Take one step, twist once, and hug a willow tree." "Take two steps, twist twice, and see a willow tree." "Two willow trees embrace two floors"...and so on. If there are many guests, return to the beginning at the sixteenth step. The requirement is that the guests must speak in Mandarin. After the person in front has finished speaking, the people behind him must follow closely, and No pauses are allowed, and the tour guide must also participate. Anyone who can't finish the sentence will have to perform a show (this game is usually used when leading a car group to see the performance of the guests! The tour guide must do it when the atmosphere is more active, so that the effect will be good! . For example, after telling a joke) 3. Rules of eating chicken or other games: There is a chicken, in front of everyone, everyone takes turns to eat, and clearly states the specific parts that everyone wants to eat, and what they have eaten before. The people behind you can't say anything anymore. In the end, the person who doesn't have anything to eat will have to show up (it's fun only if you know someone or from the same company). 4. In the game of "Bridal Night with Flowers and Candles," first ask each guest to say one word. Idioms, then you add a sentence after the idiom they say: On the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, I kill two birds with one stone. It’s fun) 5. Say a conjunction, such as: red, soft, etc., and ask the guest to add the words: my face in front of it. Some are a little damaged, and let the guest add my butt... and one by one. To put it bluntly, sometimes this game works well, and sometimes it doesn't. 6. Serial Game Version 1.0 (the widely circulated version) \x0d\ Narrator: What do you like to ask why the most? (Mysterious look) \x0d\ Respondent: I don’t know. (Looking very curious) \x0d\Narrator: Pig! (Definitely decisive) \x0d\Answer: Why? (Innocent and cute) \x0d\ Narrator: It is quite obvious. Of course, pigs like to ask why the most. (Looking mysterious) \x0d\ Respondent: Why? (Still don’t understand) \x0d\Version 2.0 (first upgrade) \x0d\Narrator: Multiple choice questions, test everyone! (To arouse interest) \x0d\Everyone: Hurry up! What question? (Saved from the fatigue of work, I wish I could relax as soon as possible) \x0d\ Narrator: Which of the following animals likes to ask why the most? \x0d\ A rabbit \x0d\ B squirrel \x0d\ C dog \x0d\ D pig \x0d\ Answerer A: D! (The broker who was paid in advance answered in a relaxed and cheerful manner) \x0d\Narrator: Yes, that’s right. (Astonished, as if asking, how could you answer such a difficult question so quickly, why couldn't they answer it) Other participants: Why? \x0d\Narrator: Ask him\\her. (Pointing to Respondent A) \x0d\Other participants: Hey, why? Why? (About Respondent A) \x0d\Version 2.1 (a slight upgrade of 2.0) \x0d\Narrator: Come on, let’s do a multiple-choice question.
\x0d\Everyone: What question? (Curiosity) \x0d\Narrator: Please indicate which of the following animals is the stupidest? (Jiang Taigong waits for the fish to take the bait) \x0d\ A donkey \x0d\ B mule \x0d\ C pig \x0d\ D goose \x0d\Everyone thinks hard... \x0d\ Narrator: Of course it is a pig! (Pointing out the puzzle)\x0d\Everyone: Why? \x0d\Narrator: Because the stupidest animal definitely doesn’t understand here or there, so it always likes to ask: "Why \x0d\? Why?". As for animals like pigs, they like to ask why. Of course, pigs are the stupidest. \x0d\Everyone: ... (smashes fist at him) \x0d\Version 3.0 (fairy tale version) \x0d\The narrator begins to tell the story... (Where it should be said to be dazed, it must be said to be dazed, In order to distract the audience's attention amidst laughter) \x0d\ There are all kinds of animals living in the small forest. Everyone lives together peacefully and lives happily. But one day, everyone started to argue. The core of the argument was: Who is the smartest animal in the forest? Since the debate was very fierce and no one admitted that they were stupider than others, it was finally decided to hold a small forest intelligence contest. Because of the need to control the number of participants, it is stipulated that each race of participating animals can only send one representative to participate. When the time comes, whose representative wins, everyone will agree who is the smartest. \x0d\ As soon as the news of the competition came out, various races were busy selecting their representatives. The pigs also want to participate in this competition, because in people's minds, they always think that they are the stupidest. They are very dissatisfied with this kind of prejudice and racial discrimination. The pigs unanimously believe that this is their way to clarify the facts. They want everyone to see that Zhu Bajie is very smart starting from the fact that Zhu Bajie deceived a beautiful girl in Gaolaozhuang\x0d\. \x0d\ After careful discussion, the pigs finally decided to send the piglet "Benben" to compete. Because Benben has been very eager to learn since he was a child, he always asks questions when he doesn't understand something\x0d\, so he learns very quickly, "My brother calls me brother, but I have to call him brother. Why...what...?" \x0d\"Birds in the sky can fly, but pigs cannot fly, why...what?" "Zhu Bajie is not called Zhu Jiujie, why...what?" \x0d\"Does the little girl like Andy Lau? You like me, why...what?" "...why...what?" Now let Benben write a book called "Little Pig Benben's Millions of Whys", I think the question should not be big. In short, everyone thinks that letting the knowledgeable Benben participate in the \x0d\ competition is a sure win for the pigs. \x0d\ On the day of the competition, all kinds of animals were present, and the arena was bustling with activity. The tiger referee presided over the competition, and the competition was based on answering questions. \x0d\ "The first question is, what is the deepest freshwater lake in the world?" \x0d\ "Lake Baikal", Benben said. \x0d\ "The second question, what is the approximate rate of pi?" \x0d\ "3.14", Benben answered without missing a chance. \x0d\ "The third question, what is the translation of DNA into Chinese?" \x0d\ "Deoxyribonucleic acid", Benben won again. \x0d\ After three questions, Benben scored consecutively and won a big victory. \x0d\ The crowd of pigs watching burst into cheers, and other animals present could not help but admire. \x0d\ Finally, the Tiger referee signaled everyone to be quiet. \x0d\ "Now, I announce the results of the competition. The facts are very obvious. The piglet is stupid, quick and witty. It answered all three questions\x0d\ correctly. However, it will never become the champion of this competition!!! ” \x0d\ (Now, wait for the audience to tell you why)
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