Ask for 5 funny jokes and! !

29. In junior high school, the teacher asked who the translator was. Is it? This? Men?

A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless?

30. In the political class, I talked about the political problems between China and Japan, and talked about the Japanese samurai committing suicide by caesarean section. ?

The teacher said, "Japanese samurai all have caesarean sections before they die ~ ~"?

3 1. When I was in college, one of my classmates just bought a mobile phone and got a mobile card. I called 1860 to ask about it. At that time, I was excited: May I ask about your mobile phone business? . . From hands-free, we actually heard the telephone operator say politely: We are moving to bring business. . . The whole dormitory laughed wildly?

32.？ My husband is thin. Once I was in a hurry and said, "Honey, you look as thin as a pig!" " " ?

33. Broadcast the original: Two gangsters wounded me 1 10 and fled after the police?

The announcer read: Two gangsters wounded 1 10 police and fled?

(Huang Feihong reincarnated! )?

34. One of our colleagues, when taking the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner:

Report instrument, examiner normal ~ ~ ~ ~?

35.？ I remember once, when I went to KFC with a sister, I heard her muttering in the queue, a chicken leg burger and a pair of chicken wings. .....................................................................................................................................

36.MM told me about KFC's new "bone-to-bone connection" (mutton kebabs are crisp) and asked me to take her to eat. It was extremely hot in Beijing these days, and I was in a daze. When I arrived at the restaurant, I said to the smiling Miss KFC: Please give me two "flesh and blood", thank you! .............？

Shame-_-! ?

37. A boy saw his uncle: "Buy him two dishes!" ?

Uncle: "This kid is so boastful that even people can't talk!" " " ?

38. A shy male classmate went to the canteen to have breakfast. The host in the window asked him, "What do you want?" He lowered his head and said, "I want … I want … a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun." The master stared at him for a long time and asked, "What do you want? Say it again! " "I want a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun ... oh. Don't! A steamed bun, a loaf of bread! " ?

39. In English class, the teacher said, "OK? Good morning, teacher! " ?

Student: "Good? Good morning, student! " ?

The whole class burst into laughter. ?

40. A classmate called a friend's house and his grandfather answered it. This classmate doesn't know what he is thinking. He just said, "Grandpa, I'm grandma …" Suddenly he felt something was wrong and hung up the phone with a bang …?

4 1. A buddy once asked the girl he had long admired and was ready to confess to her. They sat for a long time before he got up the courage to say to the girl, "Do you have a boyfriend?" The girl replied shyly, "Not yet." He was ecstatic: "Then can you be my boyfriend?" ?

42.？ The wife asked reproachfully, you don't even know your grandmother's name? ?

The husband is very wronged to answer, how should I know? My grandmother was only seven years old when I died. ?

Wife surprised: What? ?

Husband quickly changed his mouth: no, no, my grandmother died at the age of seven! ?

43. My mother said to me before going out to play mahjong, "Did you put all your clothes in the refrigerator and all your dishes in the washing machine?

Face ~ ~ ~?

44. Once I came out from my mother, I went to find my wife. After seeing my wife, I habitually called out, "Mom!" ?

45. Two people were bickering when suddenly a man next to them said, "You are really full and have nothing to do!"