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Do you know which river basin Dayu is controlling floods?
Which river is Dayu controlling water? Expert: This is the statue of Dayu in the Nile. For example, our ancestor Dayu made full use of thirteen years to manage the Yellow River instead of leading the people. Therefore, Dayu's water control has become an eternal legend, but because it is a legend, it has attracted many people's doubts about Dayu's water control. Sun Weidong, an expert from Institute of Geochemistry, Chinese Academy of Sciences, put forward different views on water control measures. Dayu is in charge of water conservancy. He said that by reading the description of the origin of rivers in Shan Hai Jing and comparing with the topographic map of China, he put forward the view that: "Dayu controls the water of rivers, and the northern terrain should be lower. This geographical feature is rare in China, but if the ancients described it, it is a feeling in the Nile River. "
So he believed that Yu the Great ruled the Nile. Netizens are angry at the expert's statement, and some people sarcastically said: "It's so imaginative. Why not say Amazon? " "The experts are wrong," another joked. "In fact, Yu rules all rivers and water systems in the world." Professor Sun: Professor Sun, you are right. Yu is the Nile, but the most powerful river he rules is the Milky Way. Otherwise, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will be washed away by the flood of the Milky Way. This sentence is humorous, of course, but as we all know, Dayu's hometown is in Shan County (Summer County) thousands of miles away from the Nile.
It is said that Dayu passed by his house three times, so he couldn't have run from the Nile to Shanxi three times? The movement channel of the Yellow River has changed many times in the past 1000 years, which may be very different from the previous description. Therefore, many netizens think that Dayu's expert water control is the concept of the Nile, which is based on generalizations rather than completely combining all aspects of historical factors, so as a netizen, it should be regarded as a joke.
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