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Women in pedicure shop

From four o'clock in the afternoon, the two women from the foot massage shop sat in the Blue Dream Barber Shop. The slender one, with a slender figure of 1.7 meters, wore a pure white loose sweatshirt on the top and a collar on the bottom. Wearing bright denim and blue casual pants, her hair is long and thick, slightly curly, reaching her waist. She wants to have her hair straightened and permed. The thin one looked like he was 1.55 meters tall, with legs as thin as poles. He was wearing a red sweatshirt with a hood and a denim beggar suit with holes in the knees. His thin hair was On the long skull, there are some gaps that expose the scalp in places that cannot be covered. In order to make her imperfect head look rounder and fuller, she had two screw perms done on her in the past three years. The perms grew into her skull, not to mention, it really enhanced her appearance.

The thin one stayed there for a few minutes. Hearing that it would take two hours for the taller friend to straighten his hair, he suddenly felt urgent and received a WeChat message. She said, "I'm leaving. This is the toilet." It’s not easy to find. Just come over to our store when you’re convenient. It takes time to pull your hair! I’ll come back when I go out for convenience. It’s difficult to go to the toilet here. When I got my hair permed here last year, I had to run a long way to find the toilet. Way to go!"

"I'm getting my hair done! Are you paying for it?" After the thin woman left, the tall woman answered the phone.

"Which store are you in? I'll go there right away."

It took more than a quarter of an hour to finish applying the softening potion.

"My friend is coming over. I'm afraid he can't be found. I have to take a look. He is at the intersection in front of us -"

The tall woman held her head against her wet hair , stood in front of the door and waved to the intersection. When he walked in, his body sank into the white leather armchair before. The swivel chair turned half a circle, facing the direction of the door.

"Look, her hair is messed up!" Straighten it out and tell her not to move around.

After calming down for two minutes, it seemed that I still couldn’t control my hyperactivity. I kept looking down at WeChat and Douyin on my phone, but my mind didn’t seem to be focused on it. I looked out the door. A tall, fat man walked into the store. He had a bald, round forehead and a pointed comb hairdo. His face was black and glowed with a solid copper red. He stood at the door of the store, blocking the outside. bright.

"I went to your store, locked the door, and no one answered the phone. I thought I had gone somewhere? Why didn't I hear you say that I wanted to get my hair done?"

"Sissi wants to get her hair done too! She said she would come over when it was convenient to go to the store. Her hair has been put on, but she hasn't seen her yet. She's not in the store. Where did she go?" the woman said, picking up the phone. Called WeChat.

"You are not in the store, where have you gone?

"I am buying clothes in the mall! "

"You just bought clothes the day before yesterday. There are so many clothes. Can you wear them here? ”

“I’ll be there soon, hang up!” "

"Look, Sissi is so stupid, why is she going shopping for clothes again!"

"Hey - where are you? "The phone that the woman had just put away rang again.

"If you close the store, are you still doing business? , where is Sissi? "

"She'll be here soon!"

"Where are you? Come on. ”

The tall woman mentioned on WeChat the place where they had their hair done. Within ten minutes, another medium-sized dark-skinned young man came in. He saw that there was no Sissi he was looking for in the store. It was a bit strange. He looked disappointed.

The tall man in front might be familiar, so he asked him to sit for a while, and the middle-sized man came over immediately, saying that he was going out for a walk and walked out of the store. .

Seeing the man leave the store, the man who came in front asked the woman with softened hair, "How long do you have?" "

"It will take you two or three hours to go out and maintain the car, right? Come early!" The man heard that the woman would have to wait for a long time, and said that he had to deal with some vehicle problems and wanted to go to the repair shop.

"Look at the money, it seems that I didn't get enough?!" The woman took out a fifty-yuan green note from the casing on the back of the phone, showing a frustrated look, "This It cost more than 10,000 yuan to lay floor tiles for a while. There is no money in the WeChat wallet, and I still owe a lot on Huabei. Don’t you have any money?”

“How much is it?”

When the man heard that it was one hundred and fifty yuan, he took out three fifty-yuan denominations from his pocket wallet and handed them to the woman who was getting a haircut.

"Get your hair done, make a phone call, or send us a WeChat message. Let's have dinner together later!" He said and walked outside the store.

"Hey! Do you have any clothes in the car? Bring one to change into. I'm afraid I'll ruin my new clothes when I'm doing my hair!" The woman called back to the man.

A few minutes later, the man picked up a greasy red sweatshirt from the truck parked in front. The woman took off her white sweatshirt without covering it up and let the man hang it against the wall. On the shelf, a flesh-colored bra and a slightly loose waist and abdomen were exposed, and a men's sportswear was put on.

"There are a lot of dirty clothes in Russia's car. Please help Russia wash them later!"

"You drove and took all the oil on your body? There are so many The oil stains are hard to wash! I’m embarrassed to use Sissi’s washing machine!” The woman paused, “I bought a house in Russia. I paid the property owner, got the key, and spent more than 10,000 to lay the floor tiles. The Russian friend said he wanted to pay 5,000 yuan. By now, the floor tiles were laid, but he also said he didn’t have that much money. A few hours ago, he transferred 1,000 yuan via WeChat. He lost a penny, but the one thousand yuan he gave was confiscated. What could he do with that little money? Let him think about it! Everything the big man said was ignored. How can I trust him?"

"I have to go out to maintain the car! I'm late, I'm afraid someone else will close the store!" The man said, and walked out of the store again, leaving the previous night. The meal thing happened again.

The woman softened her hair and when she was washing her hair, Sissi walked in carrying a clothes bag.

"You have so many clothes, why are you buying clothes again?" The woman who had washed her hair stood up and wiped her hair and asked Sissi.

"I didn't want to buy it at first, but he didn't want to spend a lot of money anyway, so I had to buy a set of clothes. Let him bleed a little, and I'll feel better."

"If you want to buy something, go to the city or the county town to buy low-end clothes!"

"No matter what, it depends on the person who pays him! If he doesn't want to give you money, you have to let him buy something. This way I can feel more balanced in my heart. Otherwise, I will always feel a little uncomfortable if I have to be led by him. If I like him, I can't help but let him rub her in vain." Sissi gave Gao the new clothes. A tall woman.

During their chat, they heard the name of the tall woman. Her name was Xiaoxiu. Like Sissi, she later became a regular customer of Yue'er's shop. Their foot massage shop is located on another street parallel to Wutong Street.

While Xiao Xiu’s hair was straightened, a tall man walked in.

"I'm very hungry after having my hair done for so long. Let's go out to eat some food and bring you some when we come back." Xiaoxiu said to Sissi.

"If you don't want to eat it, you can eat yours! Let's talk about it after perming your hair!" Sissi told them to just take care of themselves.

When Sissi was curling her hair, the middle-sized man who had looked for her before came over again and said, "You can really run away. I looked for you all afternoon and couldn't find you!"

"Xiao Xiu was doing her hair. The boss couldn't do it alone, and two people couldn't do it at the same time. I was anxious about waiting, so I went out for a walk."

"You can't find another shop. Do you want to do your hair? Besides, you look like that, with gold stuck to your face, you can’t see it anywhere!"

"I don’t look good, but you look good. You look like black coal in the mirror. No matter how you look at it, it's so cool!"

"You two don't think the boss is laughing at you, so we can't leave you." The tall woman frowned.

The two of them started to argue for a while, neither one giving in to the other.

"Are you asking for a favor? I don't have money to perm my hair, why don't you pay for it!" Sissi faced the middle-sized man.

"How much does it cost?" the man asked, "You just started perming your hair, does it take two hours?"

Yue'er and Sissi said in unison, "Yes! Maybe more." Two and a half hours!"

The middle-sized man said he couldn't wait any longer! He had a lot on his plate. I paid for Sissi’s perm and said we would meet at their pedicure shop later.