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Childhood awkward composition

In life, work and study, everyone has written a composition, which is a narrative way that people express the relevant knowledge, experience and thoughts stored in memory in written form. Still at a loss for composition? The following are my carefully compiled essays on childhood anecdotes (3 selected essays). Welcome to read the collection.

Childhood anecdote composition 1 childhood is like a rainbow, colorful; Childhood is like a sky, which makes me soar. Childhood is the best time. There are always some interesting things and anecdotes in childhood, which are fresh in people's memory!

I remember when I was a child, I was very active. I can't walk easily. Sometimes I fall, sometimes I hit something, hurt myself or destroy something. So my father often told me to pay attention to the surrounding environment when walking, and not to run amok. But I always go in one ear and out the other, so I was scolded not only by the board of directors.

When I was a child, I always liked to run around with my neighbor's sister. Sometimes when it gets dark and I forget the time to go home, my father will scold me and say that I worry my family. Once, my sister and I were playing in the park and accidentally saw some pine cones falling from a pine tree, and the fruits were all ripe. The two of us want to crack the pine cone and take it out. So we picked up a lot of pine cones, looked for bricks everywhere, and tried to knock on pine cones to get pine nuts. It was dark before I knew it, and my sister reminded me, "won't your father scold you for not coming home so late?" "Oh, it's over ..." I quickly dropped the pine cone and said loudly, "After playing for so long, my father is probably going to hit me this time. I have to hurry back. " Then I ran away. "That ..." Before my sister finished, she felt her foot stepped on something soft. When she looked down, it turned out to be shit. "Oh, my God!" I screamed, what can I do! My sister heard my cry and ran away. Laughing at me, while helping me clean the shit on my shoes, I still didn't clean it.

When I got home, my grandfather was helping me to wash, and my father came back. "Who did this?" Dad saw some dirty footprints on the floor, and my grandfather washed my feet in the toilet. "Oh, I see, it's you, little one. Didn't I tell you to watch your step? Look, you've got the floor dirty. Are you itchy? " "I ... I ..." Just to the mouth, I swallowed it again. "Next time, you will do the hygiene of the whole family." Dad said sternly, and I bowed my head in shame. Alas, I didn't look at the road, which made my shoes dirty, and I also made the floor dirty.

Although I was often scolded and occasionally beaten by the board when I was a child, I felt very happy. I know there is concern in the bristle and love hidden under the board. The anecdotes of childhood left me with endless aftertaste.

Childhood anecdote composition 2 childhood memories are beautiful and interesting. One of the anecdotes is still fresh in my memory, and I will laugh my head off whenever I think about it.

That year, I just turned six. That night, my mother saw that my hair had grown, so she took me to the barber shop around the community for a haircut. At that time, I was looking in the mirror, watching the barber waving silver scissors on my head, sometimes up, sometimes down, sometimes combing, sometimes managing, and sometimes making a "click, click" sound. Seeing this scene, I feel very funny. After cutting my hair, I went home, sat on the bed, took out my beloved little mirror, put it in front of the window, combed it with a comb like a barber, and then cut bangs with scissors, thinking: I want to cut witches in the west. After a while, my "beautiful" hair was cut, and layers of hair were covered with pillows. I didn't care too much. I looked in the mirror, felt satisfied and fell asleep.

The next morning, grandma urged me to get up. As soon as I opened the quilt, I saw that the pillow was covered with fine hair. I'm a little surprised. I called my father and asked, "Look, the pillow is full of hair. Will Shu Ting lose her hair? " Dad said, "This has never happened before. Can't do this. " Mother came over and said, "Last night, I had my hair cut. Didn't the barber clean it up? " I was shocked by their conversation and said confidently, "I cut it." Mom said, "Are you talking in your sleep? The barber cut it last night. " "I cut it." I pointed to the comb, mirror and scissors on the table. This is my hard evidence. They looked at my "beautiful" hair and froze. They all burst out laughing. I'm a little puzzled and asked; "Isn't it beautiful?" Grandma smiled from ear to ear and said, "Is it nice to cut it in a mess?" It's a leprechaun. "

Honey, do you have a stomachache when you hear this embarrassing thing? Laughing me to death, hahahaha. ...

Childhood anecdote composition 3 childhood is an old wine, sweet and mellow; It is a famous painting handed down from ancient times, exquisite and meaningful; It is a classic old song, gentle and sincere; This is a precious silk, delicate and smooth. But childhood is sometimes not beautiful, just like the filth on the painting and the mistakes on the silk ... think about my childhood and many embarrassing things, let me tell you about it!

That incident is fresh in my memory. I was four years old then, but I was naive in front of it. I was four years old, and I couldn't distinguish between many fruits and vegetables. That's why I did such an embarrassing thing.

It was sultry that day, and it was going to rain. Grandma took my sister and me out to play. Outside, my sister and I are as free as birds released from cages. We ran around. We ran to our neighbor Uncle Wang's house. They grow a lot of vegetables in the garden. There was no one at home, so the two of us played in their garden. We played for a while and I saw the pepper next to us. I didn't know it was pepper at that time, but I thought it was banana. At this time, I quickly called my sister. "Sister, come on, I found a banana." My sister ran to my side, and she said to me awkwardly, "Sister, this is not a banana!" " Hearing this, I was very angry and said, "This is a banana, this is a banana." ... "at that time, I saw my sister's tears coming out. I didn't trust my sister, so I picked two bananas I said and ran home.

When I got home, I just thought about how to eat. First, my sister and I ate half of it, and the rest was for grandma. I said to my sister, "Sister, I'll eat first, then you eat." I saw my sister nodded and took a big bite regardless of the willy-nilly. At that time, I thought it was not sweet. At this time, I felt a strange spicy taste in my mouth, and my mouth was very hot, just like a fire. I walked around the table and cried as I walked. Hearing the crying, grandma ran over and asked anxiously what was going on. Knowing what happened, grandma smiled and let me drink water. After drinking a lot of water, she didn't feel too spicy. Grandma said, "You silly child, you don't know anything about fruits and vegetables. You can't be stupid in the future, you know? " I nodded tearfully.

From then on, I knew the taste of pepper. I have never eaten it again, even if it is spicy, because I am afraid of spicy food.

With the passage of time, many past events have faded away, but in the memory of growing up, there is a star that shines forever, and that is childhood. Because childhood brings us colorful memories.